# Don't Bump This Thread! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [September 6, 2018, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859 "2018-09-06T04:16:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 62
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2019, 11:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1223 "2019-08-15T11:07:34Z")
_Humidity is bumping - Barometer’s getting low. According to all sources, the street’s the place to bump. Cause tonight for the first time Just about half-past ten, For the first time in history It’s gonna start bumping men._ ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2019, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1224 "2019-08-15T14:19:23Z")
Bump:) ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2019, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1225 "2019-08-15T15:57:39Z")
Note: This paro y is based on a Tom Paxton song called “Annie’s Going to Sing Her Song,” part of his Annie trilogy, which includes “Has Annie Been In Tonight?” and “When Annie Took Me Home.” What’s your hurry? Just watch this. This is one you mustn’t miss. Annie’s going to bump this thread Called “Do not bump this thread.” A bump for me, a bump for you. This thread needs a bump or two. Annie’s going to bump this thread. Called do not bump this thread. You’ve never seen it bumped before? She bumps it twice a day or more. Complete with laughs and a big grin. She’ll never let this thread end. Bump bump bump bump bump bump bump Bump bump bump bump bump bump bump Annie’s going to bump this thread. Called do not bump this thread She sometimes bumps this thread so long Depends on how long she’s been gone She sits and bumps this thread so high. We know she’ll never let it die. Come on back here; have the thread read Don’t miss the post where she bumps this thread Annie’s going to bump this thread. Called do not bump this thread. Bump bump bump bump bump bump bump Bump bump bump bump bump bump bump Annie’s going to bump this thread. Called do not bump this thread This isn’t Annie’s only bump; The others mostly reference Trump. Next week, tomorrow, or today; She bumps that man would just go away. Come on back here; have the thread read Don’t miss the post where she bumps this thread Annie’s going to bump this thread. Called do not bump this thread. ---
**Author:** ![atimnie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atimnie/32/11_2.png) [@atimnie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/atimnie)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2019, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1226 "2019-08-15T18:38:17Z")
Aint gonna bump no more with no big fat woman. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2019, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1227 "2019-08-15T23:20:53Z")
Bumped to say that that was another great job, **Annie**! ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2019, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1228 "2019-08-16T00:47:08Z")
Bumpin’ yeah! ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2019, 6:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1229 "2019-08-16T06:22:17Z")
\*How do I bump thee? Let me count the ways. I bump thee to the depth and breadth and height My soul can reach, when feeling out of sight For the ends of being and ideal grace. I bump thee to the level of every day’s Most quiet need, by sun and candle-light. I bump thee freely, as men strive for right. I bump thee purely, as they turn from praise. I bump thee with the passion put to use In my old griefs, and with my childhood’s faith. I bump thee with a love I seemed to lose With my lost saints. I bump thee with the breath, Smiles, tears, of all my life; and, if God choose, I shall but bump thee better after death.\* After Sonnet 43 from _Sonnets from the Portuguese_, by Elizabeth Barrett Browning, published 1850. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2019, 7:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1230 "2019-08-16T07:57:28Z")
\*Bumping out around the world, Are you ready for a brand new beat? Summer’s here and the time is right For bumping in the street. They’re bumping in Chicago, Down in New Orleans, Up in New York City. All we need is bumping, sweet bumping, There’ll be bumping everywhere. There’ll be swinging swaying records playing, Bumping in the street. \* ---
**Author:** ![atimnie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atimnie/32/11_2.png) [@atimnie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/atimnie)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2019, 12:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1231 "2019-08-16T12:20:23Z")
Please Mr. Bump Man, look and see If there’s a bumping in your bag for me I’ve been bumping such a long time Just to hear from that bump friend of mine ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2019, 12:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1232 "2019-08-16T12:30:56Z")
\*Bump me tender, Bump me sweet, Never let me go. You have made my life complete, And I bump you so. Bump me tender, Bump me true, All my dreams fulfilled. For my darlin’ I bump you, And I always will. \* ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2019, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1233 "2019-08-16T20:58:34Z")
I only wish I could write, er, bump so beautifully. ---
**Author:** ![atimnie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atimnie/32/11_2.png) [@atimnie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/atimnie)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2019, 11:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1234 "2019-08-16T23:17:07Z")
Pretty pretty please, don’t you ever ever feel Like you’re less than bumping perfect ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2019, 6:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1235 "2019-08-17T06:49:08Z")
_Gonna find my baby, gonna bump her tight, Gonna grab some afternoon delight, My motto’s always been ‘when a bump is right, it’s right’ Why wait until the middle of a cold dark night? When everything’s a little clearer in the light of day And we know the bump is always gonna be there any way…_ ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2019, 7:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1236 "2019-08-17T07:02:30Z")
🙂 Bump ---
**Author:** ![atimnie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atimnie/32/11_2.png) [@atimnie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/atimnie)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2019, 11:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1237 "2019-08-17T11:29:56Z")
_She bump, he bump, a-we bump I bump, you bump, a-they bump Be bump, be bump a loo She bump, she bump Oh, she does, she bump, she bump_ ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2019, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1238 "2019-08-17T14:26:52Z")
Bump they told me, bump bump bump bump bump A thread to bump you see, bump bump bump bump bump My finest bump I bring, bump bump bump bump bump The bump you’ve been seeking, bump bump bump bump bump bump bump bump bump bump, bump bump bump bump bump So to bump this thread, bump bump bump bump bump, When I bump. All you bumpers, bump bump bump bump bump I am a bumper too, bump bump bump bump bump I have a bump to bring, bump bump bump bump bump That’s you’ve been seeking, bump bump bump bump bump, bump bump bump bump bump, bump bump bump bump bump, Shall I bump for you, bump bump bump bump bump, Bump this thread? The Mod nodded, bump bump bump bump bump The thread got bumped again, bump bump bump bump bump I bumped this thread, bumped it, bump bump bump bump bump I bumped the best for it, bump bump bump bump bump bump bump bump bump bump, bump bump bump bump bump Then I bumped this thread, bump bump bump bump bump Me and my bump. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2019, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1239 "2019-08-17T21:40:34Z")
Saturday, and I must bump again. ---
**Author:** ![atimnie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atimnie/32/11_2.png) [@atimnie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/atimnie)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2019, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1240 "2019-08-17T23:14:58Z")
Bump bump ba bump ba bump ba bump bump, bump bump ba bump ba dang a dang dang, ding a dong ding… blue moon ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2019, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1241 "2019-08-18T00:26:27Z")
Bump bump:) ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2019, 4:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1242 "2019-08-18T04:27:45Z")
A thousand bumps in the sky make me realize You are the one bump that I’ll adore Tell me you’ll bump me Tell me we’ll bump once more [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859.md?page=61) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859.md?page=63)