# Don't Bump This Thread! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [September 6, 2018, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859 "2018-09-06T04:16:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 63
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2019, 4:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1243 "2019-08-18T04:44:27Z")
> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#): > > Saturday, and I must bump again. _Another Saturday night, And I ain’t got nobumpin’ I got some money 'cause I just got paid Now, how I wish I had someone to bump with I’m in an awful way._ ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2019, 11:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1244 "2019-08-18T11:28:51Z")
\*Missed the Saturday bounce, Heard they bounced the floor. It’s awfully different without you; Don’t bounce around much anymore. Though I’d visit the club; Bounced as far as the door. I couldn’t bear it without you; Don’t bounce around much anymore.\* ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2019, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1245 "2019-08-18T15:18:00Z")
_Lord, I ain’t gonna bump no more with no big fat woman I ain’t gonna bump no more with no big fat woman I ain’t gonna bump no more with no big fat woman I ain’t gonna bump no more with no big fat woman_ ---
**Author:** ![atimnie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atimnie/32/11_2.png) [@atimnie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/atimnie)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2019, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1246 "2019-08-18T16:25:51Z")
Bumping deja vu ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2019, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1247 "2019-08-18T19:23:25Z")
\*There’s a bright bouncing haze on the meadow There’s a bright bouncing haze on the meadow The corn is as high as an elephant’s eye An’ it looks like it’s bouncin’ clear up to the sky Oh, what a bounciful mornin’ Oh, what a bounciful day I’ve got a wonderful feelin’ Everything’s bouncin’ my way \* ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2019, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1248 "2019-08-19T04:09:31Z")
Sunday, and I must bump again. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2019, 5:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1249 "2019-08-19T05:10:12Z")
Correction: \*There’s a bright bumping haze on the meadow There’s a bright bumping haze on the meadow The corn is as high as an elephant’s eye An’ it looks like it’s bumpin’ clear up to the sky Oh, what a bumpiful mornin’ Oh, what a bumpiful day I’ve got a wonderful feelin’ Everything’s bumpin’ my way\* ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2019, 5:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1250 "2019-08-19T05:51:41Z")
Bump ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2019, 6:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1251 "2019-08-19T06:26:20Z")
\*Come and listen to my story about a man named Jed A poor bumper, barely kept his family fed, And then one day he was bumpin’ at some food, And up through the ground come a bumpin’ crude. Oil that is, black gold, Texas tea. Well the first thing you know ol Jed’s a millionaire, The kinfolk said “Jed bump away from there” Said “Californy is the place you ought to be” So they bumped up the truck and they moved to Beverly Hills, that is. Bumpin’ pools, movie stars. \* ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2019, 6:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1252 "2019-08-19T06:26:47Z")
And another bump. ---
**Author:** ![atimnie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atimnie/32/11_2.png) [@atimnie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/atimnie)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2019, 12:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1253 "2019-08-19T12:52:27Z")
Bump bump bump, another bump bites the dust Bump bump bump, another bump bites the dust And another bump gone, and another bump gone Another bump bites the dust Hey, he’s gonna bump you too Another bump bites the dust ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2019, 1:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1254 "2019-08-19T13:19:28Z")
\*I’m gonna bump that man right outa my hair, I’m gonna bump that man right outa my hair, I’m gonna bump that man right outa my hair, And send him on his way. \* ---
**Author:** ![atimnie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atimnie/32/11_2.png) [@atimnie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/atimnie)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2019, 1:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1255 "2019-08-19T13:23:47Z")
And now… a drum solo… Bump bump bump bump bump bump bada bada bump bump bump bump bump bump bada bada bump bada bada bump bada bada bump bump bump bump bump bump ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2019, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1256 "2019-08-19T14:18:31Z")
That’s some bumpin’ there, pilgrim. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2019, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1257 "2019-08-19T15:13:54Z")
Bumpers in the night exchanging glances Wondering in the night What were the chances we’d be sharing bumps Before the night was through. Something in your eyes was so bumping Something in your smile was so bumping Something in my heart Told me I must bump you. Bumpers in the night ---
**Author:** ![atimnie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atimnie/32/11_2.png) [@atimnie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/atimnie)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2019, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1258 "2019-08-19T15:34:40Z")
Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a bump. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2019, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1259 "2019-08-19T23:20:16Z")
“Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, she bumps into mine…” ---
**Author:** ![atimnie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atimnie/32/11_2.png) [@atimnie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/atimnie)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2019, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1260 "2019-08-19T23:52:07Z")
Bring me the bump stick of the wicked witch! ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2019, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1261 "2019-08-20T00:04:00Z")
“Just bump your lips together and blow” ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2019, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1262 "2019-08-20T03:24:56Z")
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