# Don't Bump This Thread! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [September 6, 2018, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859 "2018-09-06T04:16:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 64
**Author:** ![atimnie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atimnie/32/11_2.png) [@atimnie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/atimnie)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2019, 5:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1263 "2019-08-20T05:45:56Z")
Mama always said, bump is as bump does. ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2019, 6:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1264 "2019-08-20T06:56:19Z")
I love the smell of bumping in the morning. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2019, 1:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1265 "2019-08-20T13:22:47Z")
Surely you can’t be bumping. I am bumping. And don’t call me Shirley. ---
**Author:** ![atimnie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atimnie/32/11_2.png) [@atimnie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/atimnie)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2019, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1266 "2019-08-20T13:53:08Z")
Sometimes ya just gotta say, what the bump. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2019, 2:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1267 "2019-08-20T14:02:28Z")
I’ve had my fill of bumps this morning. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2019, 6:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1268 "2019-08-21T06:38:25Z")
“I know what you’re thinking: ‘Did he fire six shots or only five?’ Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I’ve kinda lost track myself. But being this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you’ve got to ask yourself one question: ‘Do I feel lucky?’ Well, do you, Bump?” ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2019, 7:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1269 "2019-08-21T07:36:05Z")
I’m gonna bump that outta my memory. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2019, 8:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1270 "2019-08-21T08:25:01Z")
Bump ---
**Author:** ![atimnie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atimnie/32/11_2.png) [@atimnie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/atimnie)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2019, 11:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1271 "2019-08-21T11:17:00Z")
Are you bumping to me? Are you bumping to me? You must be bumping to me, I’m the only one here. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2019, 1:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1272 "2019-08-21T13:32:59Z")
I’m gonna bump this thread Bump it every day I’m gonna bump this thread Bump it all the way. Let’s bump, bump, bump, and bump I’m gonna bump till you pop I’m gonna bump till you drop I’m gonna bump this thread Bump it every day. ---
**Author:** ![atimnie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atimnie/32/11_2.png) [@atimnie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/atimnie)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2019, 1:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1273 "2019-08-21T13:42:23Z")
I’m bumping? Bumping how? How the !@#% am I bumping? ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2019, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1274 "2019-08-21T15:09:42Z")
I’m all bumped out for today. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2019, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1275 "2019-08-21T16:59:54Z")
Bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump Bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump Bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump Bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump Bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump Bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump Bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump Bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump Bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump Bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump Bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump Bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump (Was that bump _gross_ enough for you?) ---
**Author:** ![atimnie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atimnie/32/11_2.png) [@atimnie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/atimnie)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2019, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1276 "2019-08-21T17:14:05Z")
Please, no more gross bumping jokes. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2019, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1277 "2019-08-21T22:14:35Z")
**Annie** ’s OCD meds haven’t bumped in yet. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2019, 4:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1278 "2019-08-22T04:45:35Z")
Bumped to say–nicely played, **Annie**. ---
**Author:** ![atimnie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atimnie/32/11_2.png) [@atimnie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/atimnie)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2019, 4:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1279 "2019-08-22T04:49:29Z")
Bump it with a trumpet. ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2019, 5:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1280 "2019-08-22T05:15:59Z")
Bumpin with a tuba! ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2019, 5:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1281 "2019-08-22T05:17:05Z")
Bump it with a trombone. ---
**Author:** ![atimnie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atimnie/32/11_2.png) [@atimnie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/atimnie)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2019, 5:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1282 "2019-08-22T05:35:17Z")
Bump the brass for some sass. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859.md?page=63) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859.md?page=65)