# Don't Bump This Thread! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [September 6, 2018, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859 "2018-09-06T04:16:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 65
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2019, 8:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1283 "2019-08-22T08:23:06Z")
Bump it with a Sousaphone! ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2019, 1:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1284 "2019-08-22T13:23:03Z")
Bump it with a strumpet ---
**Author:** ![atimnie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atimnie/32/11_2.png) [@atimnie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/atimnie)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2019, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1285 "2019-08-22T15:08:37Z")
I once bumped with a strumpet, forgot to sheath the bump, now I got a case of the bumps. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2019, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1286 "2019-08-22T18:49:07Z")
Bump with a bassoon! ---
**Author:** ![Fiddle\_Peghead](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fiddle_peghead/32/3506_2.png) [@Fiddle\_Peghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fiddle_Peghead)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2019, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1287 "2019-08-22T21:10:38Z")
Okay, bassoon as I learn to play one. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2019, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1288 "2019-08-23T00:06:06Z")
You should reed up on it first. ---
**Author:** ![atimnie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atimnie/32/11_2.png) [@atimnie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/atimnie)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2019, 12:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1289 "2019-08-23T00:10:54Z")
And if you’re a good boy, we’ll let you have some cello. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2019, 12:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1290 "2019-08-23T00:10:54Z")
Blow it off, hard to learn. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2019, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1291 "2019-08-23T00:28:37Z")
That was a viol thing to say. ---
**Author:** ![atimnie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atimnie/32/11_2.png) [@atimnie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/atimnie)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2019, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1292 "2019-08-23T00:59:55Z")
Are we supposed to be doing something here? Oh, bump it, I’ll think of it later. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2019, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1293 "2019-08-23T02:05:49Z")
Wait… I’m confused. I thought this was the bumping ‘I like bananas’ thread. Well, bump it!! ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2019, 6:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1294 "2019-08-23T06:06:02Z")
Bumped to say that there is nothing wrong with puns in this thread. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2019, 6:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1295 "2019-08-23T06:14:27Z")
Yeah, we got bumped into another thread there. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2019, 6:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1296 "2019-08-23T06:28:37Z")
Bumpin’ Twilight zone!! ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2019, 6:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1297 "2019-08-23T06:39:50Z")
Witness if you will–a group of anonymous posters on a message board. They think they are playing a harmless game. One that take perhaps two minutes per entry, and provides a little innocent fun. But what these posters don’t realize is that every post bumps them further into–the Twilight Zone. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2019, 10:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1298 "2019-08-23T10:38:27Z")
Gave me goose bumps! ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2019, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1299 "2019-08-23T14:18:09Z")
What bumps a goose’s goose bumps? ---
**Author:** ![atimnie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atimnie/32/11_2.png) [@atimnie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/atimnie)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2019, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1300 "2019-08-23T16:00:57Z")
How many bumps would a goose bump bump if a goose bump could bump bumps? ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2019, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1301 "2019-08-23T16:47:24Z")
And who goosed the goose to give it goose bumps? ---
**Author:** ![Derleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Derleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Derleth)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2019, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1302 "2019-08-23T19:12:46Z")
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