# Don't Bump This Thread! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [September 6, 2018, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859 "2018-09-06T04:16:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 66
**Author:** ![atimnie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atimnie/32/11_2.png) [@atimnie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/atimnie)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2019, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1303 "2019-08-23T19:32:08Z")
If you can cook the goose, why can’t you goose the cook? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2019, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1304 "2019-08-23T20:11:16Z")
Have you taken a gander at the cook? ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2019, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1305 "2019-08-23T23:43:59Z")
And what if the cook yells “Fowl!” and bumps you off? ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2019, 5:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1306 "2019-08-26T05:26:30Z")
I’ve been going through bump withdrawal. So … bump! ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2019, 8:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1307 "2019-08-26T08:16:56Z")
I don’t think I’ll be bumping at all today. ---
**Author:** ![atimnie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atimnie/32/11_2.png) [@atimnie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/atimnie)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2019, 8:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1308 "2019-08-26T08:43:23Z")
Bump it, we’ll do it live. WE’LL BUMPING DO IT LIVE! This bumping thing sucks! ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2019, 8:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1309 "2019-08-26T08:57:27Z")
Bumped for S&G. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2019, 1:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1310 "2019-08-26T13:25:55Z")
Up this bump with a rubber hump. ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2019, 1:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1311 "2019-08-26T13:28:10Z")
Abercrombie & Rye Bread. Sometimes. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2019, 1:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1312 "2019-08-26T13:32:01Z")
It’s a beau-ti-ful day in the neighborbump. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2019, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1313 "2019-08-26T17:06:23Z")
We’re gonna need a bigger bump. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2019, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1314 "2019-08-26T17:34:59Z")
Bump bait! ---
**Author:** ![atimnie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atimnie/32/11_2.png) [@atimnie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/atimnie)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2019, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1315 "2019-08-26T19:00:51Z")
Rubber baby buggy bumpers Rubber baby buggy bumpers Rubber baby buggy bumpers Rubber baby buggy bumpers Rubber baby buggy bumpers Rubber baby buggy bumpers Rubber baby buggy bumpers ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2019, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1316 "2019-08-26T19:14:18Z")
Now say that FAST. ---
**Author:** ![atimnie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atimnie/32/11_2.png) [@atimnie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/atimnie)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2019, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1317 "2019-08-26T19:27:32Z")
I did, now if you will bumping help me untie my tongue… ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2019, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1318 "2019-08-27T01:59:48Z")
Bumped but not forgotten. ---
**Author:** ![atimnie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atimnie/32/11_2.png) [@atimnie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/atimnie)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2019, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1319 "2019-08-27T02:32:01Z")
Forgotten, who the bump you talking about? ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2019, 5:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1320 "2019-08-28T05:00:45Z")
I can’t bumping remember. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2019, 5:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1321 "2019-08-28T05:38:31Z")
Remember, remember, the bumps of November, The gunpowder, treason, and plot… ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2019, 6:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1322 "2019-08-28T06:10:59Z")
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