# Don't Bump This Thread! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [September 6, 2018, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859 "2018-09-06T04:16:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 67
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2019, 7:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1323 "2019-08-28T07:33:39Z")
I wouldn’t bump you, kid. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2019, 1:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1324 "2019-08-28T13:46:39Z")
_ **BUMP** _ Excuse me ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2019, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1325 "2019-08-28T13:57:15Z")
Bumped simply to announce that all flatware will be 15% off next week ---
**Author:** ![atimnie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atimnie/32/11_2.png) [@atimnie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/atimnie)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2019, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1326 "2019-08-28T16:03:09Z")
This isn’t a bumping commercial. ---
**Author:** ![Nava](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/da6949/32.png) [@Nava](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nava)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2019, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1327 "2019-08-28T16:05:10Z")
_Bumps the thread against another one._ ---
**Author:** ![Gremson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/eb8c5e/32.png) [@Gremson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gremson)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2019, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1328 "2019-08-28T22:46:20Z")
Tripped over a bump and then bumped into a wall ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2019, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1329 "2019-08-29T00:36:20Z")
It’s when the wall bumps back that it really hurts. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2019, 5:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1330 "2019-08-29T05:03:32Z")
> [@Cardigan](#): > > Bumped simply to announce that all flatware will be 15% off next week Bumped to wonder why I’m always the last to know these things. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2019, 8:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1331 "2019-08-29T08:07:18Z")
Bumped to wonder why I bought all my flatware last week. ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2019, 12:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1332 "2019-08-29T12:46:30Z")
If you’ve accumulated enough Frequent Bumper points, you can redeem them to pay for a cruise. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2019, 1:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1333 "2019-08-29T13:25:35Z")
Remember Tom Cruise bumping on Oprah’s couch? ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2019, 1:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1334 "2019-08-29T13:49:57Z")
Bumping on Oprah’s couch? I must have missed that episode. Seems like it should have made a few more headlines than it did ---
**Author:** ![atimnie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atimnie/32/11_2.png) [@atimnie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/atimnie)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2019, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1335 "2019-08-29T15:11:31Z")
Bump Tom Cruise, Scientology completely bumped him up. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2019, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1336 "2019-08-29T17:35:58Z")
If only someone had bumped off L. Ron Hubbard before he could start Scientology. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2019, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1337 "2019-08-29T18:12:54Z")
Lots of people should have been bumped off, before they did what they did. ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2019, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1338 "2019-08-30T03:43:55Z")
Glad to still be here bumpin to the next. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2019, 4:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1339 "2019-08-30T04:38:46Z")
Oh, I’m gonna bump alright! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2019, 4:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1340 "2019-08-30T04:59:51Z")
No time to bump - sorry! Maybe next time. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2019, 6:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1341 "2019-08-30T06:20:46Z")
_Let’s bump! Put on your red shoes and bump the blues…_ ---
**Author:** ![atimnie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atimnie/32/11_2.png) [@atimnie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/atimnie)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2019, 8:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1342 "2019-08-30T08:32:21Z")
This is bump control to Major Tom, you’ve really bumped the grade. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859.md?page=66) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859.md?page=68)