# Don't Bump This Thread! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [September 6, 2018, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859 "2018-09-06T04:16:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 68
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2019, 11:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1343 "2019-08-30T11:37:40Z")
Click your heels three times and say “There’s no bump like home.” ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2019, 1:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1344 "2019-08-30T13:17:40Z")
Bump Bump, the witch is bumped. Which old witch? The wicked witch Bump Bump, the witch is bumped. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2019, 9:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1345 "2019-08-31T09:22:56Z")
Follow the yellow-bump road. ---
**Author:** ![atimnie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atimnie/32/11_2.png) [@atimnie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/atimnie)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2019, 12:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1346 "2019-08-31T12:56:08Z")
Second bump to the right, then straight on til bumping. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2019, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1347 "2019-08-31T16:34:22Z")
I’m bumping! Look at me way up high, Suddenly here am I I’m bumping! ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2019, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1348 "2019-08-31T17:19:01Z")
The rain in Spain bumps mainly on the plain. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2019, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1349 "2019-08-31T18:53:37Z")
I’m on the bump again, I can’t wait to get on the bump again… ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2019, 4:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1350 "2019-09-01T04:56:44Z")
Is it a bumpy road, **Beck**? ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2019, 5:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1351 "2019-09-01T05:24:36Z")
Bumpiest ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2019, 11:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1352 "2019-09-01T11:46:42Z")
I love bumpy road ice cream. ---
**Author:** ![atimnie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atimnie/32/11_2.png) [@atimnie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/atimnie)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2019, 12:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1353 "2019-09-01T12:43:53Z")
Two all beef patties, bumpy sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onion, on a bumpy seed bun. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2019, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1354 "2019-09-01T18:06:27Z")
It’s my birthday bump! ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2019, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1355 "2019-09-01T21:42:56Z")
Happy Bump-day ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2019, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1356 "2019-09-02T02:39:56Z")
And my birthday bump is in exactly one month. ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2019, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1357 "2019-09-02T03:54:35Z")
You say it’s your bump day It’s my bump day to, ya. We’re gonna have a party party Bump day, I would like you to bump Bump day, take my ru-ru-ru-rump. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2019, 3:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1358 "2019-09-02T03:59:25Z")
I hope all bump tomorrow and bump safely. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2019, 10:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1359 "2019-09-02T10:55:35Z")
Happy Bumper Day! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2019, 1:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1360 "2019-09-02T13:43:29Z")
I’m a-laborin’ under the weight o’ all these here bumps. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2019, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1361 "2019-09-02T18:32:53Z")
That’s bumpingly appropriate, innit, considering it’s Labor Day for us Murricans? ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2019, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1362 "2019-09-02T19:37:16Z")
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