# Don't Bump This Thread! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [September 6, 2018, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859 "2018-09-06T04:16:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 69
**Author:** ![atimnie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atimnie/32/11_2.png) [@atimnie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/atimnie)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2019, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1363 "2019-09-02T20:08:28Z")
Strange how the night moves, with Autumn bumping in. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2019, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1364 "2019-09-03T02:57:13Z")
> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#): > > It’s my birthday bump! Same here, but I spent it away from my computer. So, a day later, I’ll bump. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2019, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1365 "2019-09-03T03:07:09Z")
Bump out them birthday candles!!🙂 ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2019, 9:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1366 "2019-09-03T09:28:44Z")
Don’t bump them too hard, or you’ll bump over the cake. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2019, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1367 "2019-09-03T15:37:07Z")
I like cake with chocolate chip bumps. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2019, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1368 "2019-09-03T21:31:06Z")
Are those chips off the old bumps? ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2019, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1369 "2019-09-03T21:57:20Z")
Bump me a corner piece. ---
**Author:** ![atimnie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atimnie/32/11_2.png) [@atimnie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/atimnie)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2019, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1370 "2019-09-04T01:42:31Z")
Her name was Bertha, Bertha Bump, one of the Bump sisters. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2019, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1371 "2019-09-04T02:10:38Z")
You sayin’ sumthin’ 'bout my Bump? Huh? ---
**Author:** ![atimnie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atimnie/32/11_2.png) [@atimnie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/atimnie)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2019, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1372 "2019-09-04T02:22:25Z")
Oh, no, I like Bertha’s bumps, and Betty’s, and Bathsheba has especially huge… tracts of land. I even like Bella’s tiny bumps. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2019, 11:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1373 "2019-09-04T11:43:18Z")
But what about Becky’s bumps? ---
**Author:** ![atimnie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atimnie/32/11_2.png) [@atimnie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/atimnie)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2019, 2:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1374 "2019-09-04T14:08:49Z")
No, you’re thinking of the Hump sisters, Becky, Billie, Bertie, and Belladonna Hump. They could never get into that whole Troglodyte thing, so bump them. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2019, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1375 "2019-09-04T16:22:39Z")
Didn’t Joan Crawford bump off a movie about that Troglodyte thing? And then retire? ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2019, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1376 "2019-09-04T17:06:07Z")
Sequential Thread Titles, slightly modified: **Don’t Bump This Thread! I like bananas a [del] bunch[/del] bump!** ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2019, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1377 "2019-09-04T19:58:56Z")
Bump a PM to a mod. Maybe they’ll change the Bananas thread title. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2019, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1378 "2019-09-05T16:05:37Z")
Who are the Mods, the bumping hall monitors? ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2019, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1379 "2019-09-05T16:30:26Z")
Just don’t bump them off. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2019, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1380 "2019-09-05T17:16:53Z")
Or call them “bumphattan” ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2019, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1381 "2019-09-05T17:28:58Z")
I have a new bump. Wasp sting on the back of my neck. Bumped me right off!! ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2019, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1382 "2019-09-05T19:06:33Z")
Put a poultice of bumping soda on it. Or should that be bumping powder? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859.md?page=68) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859.md?page=70)