# Don't Bump This Thread! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [September 6, 2018, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859 "2018-09-06T04:16:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 7
**Author:** ![Biotop](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biotop/32/321_2.png) [@Biotop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biotop)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2018, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/121 "2018-09-13T02:09:51Z")
[You know.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ecMo5fpzZE) ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2018, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/122 "2018-09-13T02:41:20Z")
^ (I swear she’s saying, “Bunk.” I used headphones.) ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2018, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/123 "2018-09-13T02:52:46Z")
I am in a bump. I need cheering up.🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2018, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/124 "2018-09-13T03:10:40Z")
Then, **Beck** , just put on some fun music and bump up the volume! ---
**Author:** ![Mumberthax](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ea5d25/32.png) [@Mumberthax](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mumberthax)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2018, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/125 "2018-09-13T16:29:20Z")
> [@Spoons](#): > > Then, **Beck** , just put on some fun music and bump up the volume! When the drum-beats go like this: [![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/w9gOQgfPW4Y/maxresdefault.jpg "M|A|R|R|S - Pump Up The Volume (Official Video)") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w9gOQgfPW4Y) ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2018, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/126 "2018-09-13T18:17:39Z")
Hallelujah, I’m a Bump, Hallelujah, Bump again. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2018, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/127 "2018-09-13T18:26:28Z")
Bon’t Tump This Dhread ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2018, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/128 "2018-09-13T19:30:41Z")
What’s the thread count? ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2018, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/129 "2018-09-13T20:51:05Z")
IDK. My sheets are bumpy.☹ ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2018, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/130 "2018-09-13T21:33:15Z")
> [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](#): > > What’s the thread count? Currently sitting at 130 posts, but I think that will increase. ---
**Author:** ![backsidejohnny](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/backsidejohnny/32/280_2.png) [@backsidejohnny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/backsidejohnny)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2018, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/131 "2018-09-13T22:35:32Z")
Girls will be boys and boys will be girls It’s a mixed up muddled up shook up world except for Lola ---
**Author:** ![Mumberthax](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ea5d25/32.png) [@Mumberthax](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mumberthax)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2018, 5:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/132 "2018-09-14T05:12:52Z")
> [@backsidejohnny](#): > > Girls will be boys and boys will be girls > It’s a mixed up muddled up shook up world except for Lola Or, in my case, boys will say ‘the radfems had it right; gender sucks and has no place in the modern world’ and just go non-binary. 🆒 ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2018, 7:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/133 "2018-09-14T07:15:20Z")
Um…? ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2018, 7:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/134 "2018-09-14T07:52:33Z")
Yes, **Beck** , I am confused too. Oh, and just to keep the thread going: bump. ---
**Author:** ![Nava](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/da6949/32.png) [@Nava](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nava)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2018, 8:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/135 "2018-09-14T08:38:32Z")
Do pinball balls bump or do they bounce? We called some of the parts of the machine bumpers, so I guess they bump… ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2018, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/136 "2018-09-15T02:28:49Z")
Golpear! ---
**Author:** ![blondebear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blondebear/32/1022_2.png) [@blondebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blondebear)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2018, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/137 "2018-09-15T02:41:19Z")
Ever ride the bumper boats at the waterpark? They’re pretty fun. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2018, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/138 "2018-09-15T03:04:20Z")
Noooo! Bumper cars were the bomb. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2018, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/139 "2018-09-15T03:11:16Z")
[Oh, if only!](https://imgur.com/r/thesimpsons/mU5hkHh) ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2018, 7:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/140 "2018-09-15T07:01:07Z")
Remember way back when, when cars had huge chrome bumpers? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859.md?page=6) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859.md?page=8)