# Don't Bump This Thread! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [September 6, 2018, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859 "2018-09-06T04:16:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 72
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2019, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1423 "2019-09-12T22:37:53Z")
Fannie Flagg is kinda bumpin’ too. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2019, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1424 "2019-09-13T04:05:56Z")
Thanks for bumping my memory. I haven’t heard that name in years. ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2019, 6:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1425 "2019-09-13T06:27:46Z")
Are you bumpin’ in the years Stowin’ away the time ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2019, 8:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1426 "2019-09-13T08:37:37Z")
I’m probably bumpin’ in more years than you. ---
**Author:** ![Nava](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/da6949/32.png) [@Nava](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nava)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2019, 8:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1427 "2019-09-13T08:43:56Z")
I’m bumpin’ around the house, waiting for my landlady to come get the keys. C’mon, I wanna get on the road! ---
**Author:** ![atimnie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atimnie/32/11_2.png) [@atimnie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/atimnie)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2019, 10:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1428 "2019-09-13T10:25:55Z")
Sitting on a cornflake, waiting for the bump to come. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2019, 12:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1429 "2019-09-13T12:12:25Z")
I’m bumped up too early. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2019, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1430 "2019-09-13T18:31:52Z")
Bumped up, got outta bed, dragged a comb across my bumpy head… ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2019, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1431 "2019-09-13T20:22:46Z")
Made my way downstairs and bumped a cup; then looking up, I bumped into a dream… ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2019, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1432 "2019-09-15T01:44:17Z")
Now they know how many bumps it takes to fill the Albert Hall. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2019, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1433 "2019-09-15T02:50:39Z")
I want to bump you onnnnnnn… ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2019, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1434 "2019-09-15T02:56:48Z")
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . …bump ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2019, 5:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1435 "2019-09-15T05:15:37Z")
Aw, that was bumpin’ dramatic. Encore!! ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2019, 5:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1436 "2019-09-15T05:45:17Z")
Encore? Sure, why not? _I bumped the news today, oh boy …_ ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2019, 1:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1437 "2019-09-15T13:07:05Z")
Things that go bump on the Dope… ---
**Author:** ![atimnie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atimnie/32/11_2.png) [@atimnie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/atimnie)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2019, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1438 "2019-09-15T17:09:01Z")
Bump’s not here, man. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2019, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1439 "2019-09-15T17:32:01Z")
The bump is happening. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2019, 6:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1440 "2019-09-16T06:27:56Z")
Just bumping into Monday morning. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2019, 8:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1441 "2019-09-16T08:00:19Z")
I hate bumping into Monday mornings. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2019, 8:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1442 "2019-09-16T08:10:03Z")
Skipping the Monday bump. Yep, Imma 'bout to sleep all the way through this bump. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859.md?page=71) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859.md?page=73)