# Don't Bump This Thread! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [September 6, 2018, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859 "2018-09-06T04:16:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 74
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2019, 1:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1463 "2019-09-21T13:01:28Z")
O Toto, there’s no bump like home! ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2019, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1464 "2019-09-21T19:23:10Z")
As God is my witness, I’ll never be bumpy again. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2019, 5:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1465 "2019-09-22T05:52:01Z")
I presented at a conference today, and totally bumped it! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2019, 7:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1466 "2019-09-22T07:29:54Z")
It ain’t easy being bumped. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2019, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1467 "2019-09-22T14:17:28Z")
Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a bump. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2019, 4:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1468 "2019-09-24T04:45:20Z")
Hey, this thread hasn’t been bumped for a while. What’s going on? ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2019, 4:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1469 "2019-09-24T04:46:19Z")
I’m a lazy bumper. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2019, 5:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1470 "2019-09-25T05:38:01Z")
I’ve been totally bumped out. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2019, 5:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1471 "2019-09-25T05:41:53Z")
My bump feels worse. ---
**Author:** ![atimnie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atimnie/32/11_2.png) [@atimnie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/atimnie)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2019, 9:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1472 "2019-09-25T09:46:11Z")
I wanna bump but I’m afraid I’d fall I wanna holler but the bump’s too small Young man rhythm’s gotta hold on me too I got the bumbin’ pneumonia and the boogie woogie flu ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2019, 1:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1473 "2019-09-25T13:37:59Z")
Well, I’ll bump it when I’m trying to be so good I’ll bump it just a-like I said I would I’ll bump it when I’m tryin’ to go home Then I’ll bump it when I’m there all alone But do not sit there like a grump. Every thread must get bumped Well, I’ll bump it when I’m walkin’ ‘long the street I’ll bump it when I’m in the library seat I’ll bump it when I’m walkin’ on the floor I’ll bump it when I’m walkin’ to the door But do not sit there like a lump Every thread must get bumped. I’ll bump it when I’m at the breakfast table I’ll bump it when I am young and able I’ll bump it when I’m tryin’ to make a buck I’ll bump it and then I’ll say “good luck” Tell ya what, don’t sit there on your little rump Every thread must get bumped. Well, I’ll bump it and say that it’s the end Then I’ll bump it and then I’ll come back again I’ll bump it when your playing Thread Games I’ll bump it when you call me evil names Yes, but do not sit there on your hump Every thread must get bumped. Well, I’ll bump it when I walk all alone I’ll bump it when I am walking home I’ll bump it and then say I am brave I’ll bump it till I set down in your grave But do not act like Donald Trump Every thread must get bumped (With apologies to Bob Dylan, Nobel Poet Laureate) ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2019, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1474 "2019-09-25T15:06:20Z")
Bump morning, guys ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2019, 8:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1475 "2019-09-28T08:40:51Z")
Bump morning, **Beckdarek** , The Board says hello, You bump above us, We’re bumping below. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2019, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1476 "2019-09-28T15:48:11Z")
Noonday Bump ---
**Author:** ![atimnie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atimnie/32/11_2.png) [@atimnie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/atimnie)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2019, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1477 "2019-09-28T16:13:07Z")
Rainy day bump ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2019, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1478 "2019-09-28T23:18:22Z")
Evening bump. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2019, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1479 "2019-09-29T00:03:04Z")
Bump ya later ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2019, 8:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1480 "2019-09-29T08:50:46Z")
Sunday morning bump! ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2019, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1481 "2019-09-29T21:32:20Z")
Sunday afternoon bump! ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2019, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1482 "2019-09-29T23:29:00Z")
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