# Don't Bump This Thread! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [September 6, 2018, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859 "2018-09-06T04:16:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 75
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2019, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1483 "2019-09-30T02:58:31Z")
I don’t know how bumping hot it is here, since I’ve been inside all bumping day. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2019, 8:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1484 "2019-09-30T08:20:02Z")
I’m out of town right now, but I understand that snow may be bumping down back home. ---
**Author:** ![atimnie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atimnie/32/11_2.png) [@atimnie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/atimnie)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2019, 1:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1485 "2019-09-30T13:48:24Z")
Look around, leaves are brown, and the sky is a bumping shade of winter ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2019, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1486 "2019-09-30T15:27:39Z")
Bump to wish everyone a Chag Sameach this Rosh Hashanah ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2019, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1487 "2019-09-30T15:27:57Z")
Oy! Such a bump… ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2019, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1488 "2019-09-30T16:18:40Z")
Sorry if that bump was Oy-nnoying. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2019, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1489 "2019-09-30T17:26:40Z")
A nice kosher bump! ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2019, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1490 "2019-09-30T21:13:56Z")
**Annie** , that bump was a pretty good pun, I thought. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2019, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1491 "2019-09-30T23:51:40Z")
Today is my brother’s bump day, and tomorrow is mine. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2019, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1492 "2019-10-01T00:03:54Z")
Oooh! Are you having a bump-day party? ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2019, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1493 "2019-10-01T00:17:02Z")
We’re gonna see “Judy”, followed by bumpin’ Chinese dinner. When my brother and I were kids, we always had one shared bump day party. Bummer. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2019, 4:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1494 "2019-10-01T04:42:39Z")
But not bumper. ---
**Author:** ![atimnie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atimnie/32/11_2.png) [@atimnie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/atimnie)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2019, 4:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1495 "2019-10-01T04:49:37Z")
Bump it to the limit Bump it to the limit Bump it to the limit one more time ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2019, 7:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1496 "2019-10-01T07:24:35Z")
I’m on vacation in Las Vegas right now, and was enjoying a frosty beverage out by the pool. As it happened, today was somebody’s bump-day, so all of us sang a greeting. Thing is, I was the only one singing the correct words–everybody else was singing “birthday” instead of “bumpday.” ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2019, 1:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1497 "2019-10-01T13:12:10Z")
> [@panache45](#): > > Today is my brother’s bump day, and tomorrow is mine. I guess your parents celebrated the New Year by bumping ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2019, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1498 "2019-10-01T14:35:26Z")
That was a TMI bump. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2019, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1499 "2019-10-01T17:14:48Z")
> [@Annie-Xmas](#): > > I guess your parents celebrated the New Year by bumping Yes, they apparently had some bumpin’ wild New Year’s parties back then. ---
**Author:** ![atimnie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atimnie/32/11_2.png) [@atimnie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/atimnie)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2019, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1500 "2019-10-01T17:55:21Z")
Why don’t we bump it in the road ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2019, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1501 "2019-10-01T19:01:31Z")
Bump bump de bump ---
**Author:** ![Nava](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/da6949/32.png) [@Nava](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nava)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2019, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1502 "2019-10-01T19:03:51Z")
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