# Don't Bump This Thread! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [September 6, 2018, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859 "2018-09-06T04:16:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 76
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2019, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1503 "2019-10-01T19:08:17Z")
> [@Spoons](#): > > I’m on vacation in Las Vegas right now, and was enjoying a frosty beverage out by the pool. As it happened, today was somebody’s bump-day, so all of us sang a greeting. Thing is, I was the only one singing the correct words–everybody else was singing “birthday” instead of “bumpday.” Have you bumped into any Dopers there?🙂 ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2019, 6:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1504 "2019-10-02T06:26:22Z")
Time for my post-bumpday depression. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2019, 6:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1505 "2019-10-02T06:33:11Z")
Bump off Panache, we all love you! ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2019, 8:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1506 "2019-10-02T08:43:13Z")
> [@Beckdawrek](#): > > Have you bumped into any Dopers there?🙂 If I bumped into any Dopers, I didn’t know it. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2019, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1507 "2019-10-02T18:15:28Z")
> [@Nava](#): > > Bumps into Elendil’s Heir. Oops! Sorry, sir! Quite all right. I only regret I won’t be able to bump the thread today. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2019, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1508 "2019-10-02T21:05:30Z")
Okay, **EH** , I’ll bump it for you. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2019, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1509 "2019-10-02T21:47:27Z")
We will all bump together when we bump, Every Hottentot and every Heffalump. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2019, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1510 "2019-10-03T04:21:45Z")
Evening bump. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2019, 7:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1511 "2019-10-03T07:24:57Z")
Early morning bump. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2019, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1512 "2019-10-03T15:49:30Z")
Talk about your bumpy weather. Yesterday smashed all record highs, some places hitting 96 degrees in October? Today, 50’s and raining. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2019, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1513 "2019-10-03T15:50:24Z")
Late morning bump. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2019, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1514 "2019-10-03T19:54:11Z")
Yes, it was bumpin’ 93 degrees here on Tuesday. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2019, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1515 "2019-10-03T20:01:38Z")
And I’m looking at a drift of snow on the back deck. It looks like a speed bump. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2019, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1516 "2019-10-03T20:55:58Z")
Hard to believe, it’s the season for bumpkin pie. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2019, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1517 "2019-10-04T00:17:03Z")
Man, I LOVES me some bumpkin pie. Saw a whole truck full of bumpkins today. ---
**Author:** ![atimnie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atimnie/32/11_2.png) [@atimnie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/atimnie)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2019, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1518 "2019-10-04T02:16:24Z")
I saw a bunch of bumpkins, they was living in a mansion in Beverly Hills. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2019, 5:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1519 "2019-10-04T05:21:19Z")
Bumped to ask–did they have a see-ment pond? ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2019, 5:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1520 "2019-10-04T05:49:55Z")
Ellie-mae had alot of bumping critters. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2019, 1:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1521 "2019-10-04T13:15:18Z")
Yesterday I went to 7-bumping-11 and had bumpkin coffee with bumpkin creamer and a bumpkin muffin. Did I mention I loves me some bumpkin? ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2019, 1:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1522 "2019-10-04T13:27:05Z")
I made a pitcher of Dunkin Donuts bumpkin iced coffee. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859.md?page=75) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859.md?page=77)