# Don't Bump This Thread! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [September 6, 2018, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859 "2018-09-06T04:16:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 8
**Author:** ![Mumberthax](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ea5d25/32.png) [@Mumberthax](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mumberthax)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2018, 1:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/141 "2018-09-16T13:06:12Z")
Baby buggy bumpers. ---
**Author:** ![Mumberthax](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ea5d25/32.png) [@Mumberthax](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mumberthax)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2018, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/142 "2018-09-16T17:58:14Z")
This thread is becoming my virtual fidget spinner. Bump. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2018, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/143 "2018-09-16T20:56:30Z")
Perhaps it should better be termed, “virtual paddle ball.” Bump, bump, bump, bump, bump … ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2018, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/144 "2018-09-16T21:17:08Z")
A heart beat. Bump-diddy, bump bump, bump-diddy, bump bump.❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤ ---
**Author:** ![Civil\_Guy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/d78d45/32.png) [@Civil\_Guy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Civil_Guy)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2018, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/145 "2018-09-16T21:31:09Z")
Aren’t you just disgusted by those slobs that go to grocery stores to thump breads? What?.. oh. Never mind. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2018, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/146 "2018-09-16T22:31:40Z")
Bump threads? I could knit that. ---
**Author:** ![Mumberthax](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ea5d25/32.png) [@Mumberthax](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mumberthax)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2018, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/147 "2018-09-16T23:44:19Z")
Thump breads? ---
**Author:** ![backsidejohnny](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/backsidejohnny/32/280_2.png) [@backsidejohnny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/backsidejohnny)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2018, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/148 "2018-09-17T00:38:29Z")
My pronouns are bump and bump. ---
**Author:** ![Mumberthax](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ea5d25/32.png) [@Mumberthax](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mumberthax)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2018, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/149 "2018-09-17T01:58:51Z")
> [@backsidejohnny](#): > > My pronouns are bump and bump. So…instead of they, them, and their; you’d be bumpey, bumpem, and bumpeir? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2018, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/150 "2018-09-17T02:35:08Z")
No, as I recall, Bumpey was the eighth dwarf. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2018, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/151 "2018-09-17T02:39:18Z")
I’ll be in my bump. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2018, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/152 "2018-09-17T02:47:37Z")
Well, I am gonna bump it over here. ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2018, 4:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/153 "2018-09-17T04:33:36Z")
Give me bump or give me death. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2018, 5:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/154 "2018-09-17T05:05:22Z")
To bump or not to bump? That is the question. Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune, Or to take arms against a sea of troubles, And by opposing, bump them… ---
**Author:** ![blob](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blob/32/489_2.png) [@blob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blob)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2018, 5:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/155 "2018-09-17T05:51:05Z")
Humpty Bumpty sat on a wall… ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2018, 6:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/156 "2018-09-17T06:50:46Z")
How do I bump thee? Let me bump the ways… ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2018, 8:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/157 "2018-09-17T08:13:59Z")
I bump thee to the depth and breadth and height, My soul can reach, when feeling out of sight. For the ends of being and ideal grace. I bumo thee to the level of every days… ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2018, 1:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/158 "2018-09-17T13:23:46Z")
I’d rather see the 6 letter feud thread get bumped. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2018, 1:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/159 "2018-09-17T13:32:59Z")
They call me Bumper, Bumper Faster than lightning. No one you see, bumps more threads than me. And you know Bumper, Bumper Will get this thread bumped. Faster than it jumped To the top of the thread. ---
**Author:** ![blondebear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blondebear/32/1022_2.png) [@blondebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blondebear)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2018, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/160 "2018-09-17T16:47:00Z")
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