# Don't Bump This Thread! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [September 6, 2018, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859 "2018-09-06T04:16:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 82
**Author:** ![Spyrith](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Spyrith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spyrith)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2019, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1623 "2019-10-23T15:32:32Z")
sorry, didn’t mean to bump into this ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2019, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1624 "2019-10-23T15:52:10Z")
You’re here now, and there’s no bumpin’ escape. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2019, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1625 "2019-10-23T16:10:53Z")
Caught by a bump ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2019, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1626 "2019-10-23T22:48:28Z")
The cat has settled down, and is no longer bumping into my legs. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2019, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1627 "2019-10-23T22:53:53Z")
I’ll bump it, there’s nothing on TV. ---
**Author:** ![campp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@campp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/campp)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2019, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1628 "2019-10-23T23:00:39Z")
Why not? ---
**Author:** ![Harrington](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/ac8455/32.png) [@Harrington](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harrington)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2019, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1629 "2019-10-23T23:55:32Z")
> [@running\_coach](#): > > The actual shortest thread is one that is never started. Plenty of those, too. How many? ---
**Author:** ![DorkVader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/73ab20/32.png) [@DorkVader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DorkVader)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2019, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1630 "2019-10-24T00:22:14Z")
Bump bump bump Another one bumps the thread Bump bump bump Another one bumps the thread And another bump down And another bump down And another one bumps the thread… ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2019, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1631 "2019-10-24T00:56:00Z")
Gee, that sounds bumpin’ familiar. ---
**Author:** ![atimnie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atimnie/32/11_2.png) [@atimnie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/atimnie)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2019, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1632 "2019-10-24T01:15:42Z")
Ya don’t bumpin’ say… ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2019, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1633 "2019-10-24T02:34:30Z")
_Is this a real bump? Is this just fantasy? Caught in a bumpslide, No escape from reality…_ ---
**Author:** ![DorkVader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/73ab20/32.png) [@DorkVader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DorkVader)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2019, 7:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1634 "2019-10-24T07:28:15Z")
Bumpity BUUUMP BUMP bumpity BUUUUMP BUMP Bumpity BUUUUUMP BUMP Bumpity buuuuuuuuump ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2019, 8:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1635 "2019-10-24T08:07:39Z")
Bumped to ask, what the hell? ---
**Author:** ![atimnie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atimnie/32/11_2.png) [@atimnie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/atimnie)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2019, 8:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1636 "2019-10-24T08:19:42Z")
Pay no attention to that bumping dork behind the curtain. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2019, 9:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1637 "2019-10-24T09:09:00Z")
Bumping back in after a while. Cat still at my feet. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2019, 9:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1638 "2019-10-24T09:10:12Z")
Just bumpin’ along, nice and calm. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2019, 1:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1639 "2019-10-24T13:34:34Z")
Bumping back again. ---
**Author:** ![DorkVader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/73ab20/32.png) [@DorkVader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DorkVader)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2019, 1:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1640 "2019-10-24T13:51:27Z")
> [@Spoons](#): > > Bumped to ask, what the hell? You’ve never heard Bump of The Valkyrie? ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2019, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1641 "2019-10-24T22:00:48Z")
Bumped to say thanks. Now, I get it. ---
**Author:** ![DorkVader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/73ab20/32.png) [@DorkVader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DorkVader)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2019, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1642 "2019-10-24T22:57:57Z")
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