# Don't Bump This Thread! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [September 6, 2018, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859 "2018-09-06T04:16:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 83
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2019, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1643 "2019-10-24T23:03:05Z")
Bumping again, I see, Chazzie. ---
**Author:** ![atimnie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atimnie/32/11_2.png) [@atimnie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/atimnie)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2019, 1:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1644 "2019-10-25T01:11:36Z")
Bump bump buuump Bump bump bubuuump Bump bump buuump Bump bump Bump on the water ---
**Author:** ![DorkVader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/73ab20/32.png) [@DorkVader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DorkVader)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2019, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1645 "2019-10-25T01:15:50Z")
Aye, Beck. Ets so asie an’ addectev, I canna boompin halp et ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2019, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1646 "2019-10-25T01:20:08Z")
Bump that scotty accent! ---
**Author:** ![DorkVader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/73ab20/32.png) [@DorkVader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DorkVader)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2019, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1647 "2019-10-25T02:00:08Z")
buuuh- **bump** buuuh- **bump** **bumpbump** _bumpbump_ **bumpbump** _bumpbump_ **bumpbump** _bumpbump_ Beck, the more tired i get, the weirder I talk, and today I’m tired…and sore. Heck yer lucky I didn’t switch accents mid sentence (been known to do that) ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2019, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1648 "2019-10-25T02:08:58Z")
Dork, that’s bumping weird. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2019, 6:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1649 "2019-10-25T06:56:41Z")
Bumped to ask, **Dork** , is that the “Peter Gunn” theme? ---
**Author:** ![atimnie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atimnie/32/11_2.png) [@atimnie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/atimnie)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2019, 11:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1650 "2019-10-25T11:23:26Z")
Isn’t that the bumping Jaws theme? ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2019, 11:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1651 "2019-10-25T11:58:52Z")
I thought he was bumpin’ a Beatles tune. ---
**Author:** ![atimnie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atimnie/32/11_2.png) [@atimnie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/atimnie)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2019, 12:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1652 "2019-10-25T12:01:06Z")
Let’s bump again like we did last summer. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2019, 12:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1653 "2019-10-25T12:21:26Z")
Yeah, I think it’s the Jaws theme… or the beginning of the last movement of the New World Symphony. They’re the same bumpin’ thing. ---
**Author:** ![DorkVader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/73ab20/32.png) [@DorkVader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DorkVader)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2019, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1654 "2019-10-25T18:05:50Z")
Don’t ya just hate it when you’re stranded in this teeny little rubber life raft in the middle of the ocean and a shark comes along and bumps the bottom of it? Yeah, that was my attempt at the Jaws theme ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2019, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1655 "2019-10-25T18:08:43Z")
BGIF (Bumpin’ great! It’s Friday) ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2019, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1656 "2019-10-25T18:19:55Z")
Are we all still coming here just to \*not \*bump this thread? Uh, asking for a friend. ---
**Author:** ![DorkVader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/73ab20/32.png) [@DorkVader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DorkVader)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2019, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1657 "2019-10-25T20:40:53Z")
Bumping A right we’re still comin here just to not bump this thread ---
**Author:** ![atimnie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atimnie/32/11_2.png) [@atimnie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/atimnie)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2019, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1658 "2019-10-25T22:11:41Z")
We’re _not_ supposed to bump this thread? ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2019, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1659 "2019-10-25T22:32:35Z")
I, for one, have never bumped it. Not even now. ---
**Author:** ![DorkVader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/73ab20/32.png) [@DorkVader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DorkVader)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2019, 12:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1660 "2019-10-26T00:01:44Z")
buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuump BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMP \*\*BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMP BUMP BUMMMMMMMMP bump bump bump bump bump bump bump\*\* bump **bump BUMP\*\*\*\*BUMMMP bummmp** bummmp **bummmp** **BUMPBUMP** BUMP **BUUUMMMP** BUUUMMMP **BUUUMMMP** **BUMPBUMP BUMPBUMP BUMPBUMP BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMP** ---
**Author:** ![atimnie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atimnie/32/11_2.png) [@atimnie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/atimnie)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2019, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1661 "2019-10-26T00:18:54Z")
Okay, Dork, time for your bumping medication. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2019, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1662 "2019-10-26T00:41:37Z")
That’s a bumping good song, just bumping!! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859.md?page=82) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859.md?page=84)