# Don't Bump This Thread! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [September 6, 2018, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859 "2018-09-06T04:16:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 84
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2019, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1663 "2019-10-26T01:45:41Z")
Bumped, because I felt like it. ---
**Author:** ![DorkVader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/73ab20/32.png) [@DorkVader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DorkVader)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2019, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1664 "2019-10-26T03:57:49Z")
I think I have a bumping problem ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2019, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1665 "2019-10-26T04:05:59Z")
_Yes, I admit I’ve got a bumpin’ problem, It’s always on my mind. My memory goes round and round, I’ve tried to quit a thousand times…_ ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2019, 11:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1666 "2019-10-26T11:03:45Z")
**Dork** , was all that bumping the opening of “Also Sprach Zarathustra,” aka “2001”? ---
**Author:** ![DorkVader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/73ab20/32.png) [@DorkVader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DorkVader)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2019, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1667 "2019-10-26T15:09:51Z")
Yeah, well it’s supposed to be, I dunno, I think there’s a chunk missing and it seems a little out of order. Bout halfway through I was pretty bumped on edit tags, I mean, I thought I could see the curvature or the earth I was so wasted ---
**Author:** ![atimnie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atimnie/32/11_2.png) [@atimnie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/atimnie)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2019, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1668 "2019-10-26T15:15:14Z")
If ya gotta get bumping wasted, don’t internet at the same time. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2019, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1669 "2019-10-26T17:08:41Z")
Will someone please bump Trump off the front page of every newspaper? ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2019, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1670 "2019-10-26T18:03:19Z")
I’d rather bump him off the face of the earth. ---
**Author:** ![atimnie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atimnie/32/11_2.png) [@atimnie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/atimnie)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2019, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1671 "2019-10-26T19:12:36Z")
I’d rather just bump him off. Joke, secret service, FBI, whoever else is snooping. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2019, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1672 "2019-10-27T01:32:07Z")
Bumped for the hell of it. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2019, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1673 "2019-10-27T03:26:01Z")
That’s a helluva bump you got there! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2019, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1674 "2019-10-27T03:58:37Z")
What, this one? ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2019, 4:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1675 "2019-10-27T04:11:47Z")
No, that bump over there. ---
**Author:** ![DorkVader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/73ab20/32.png) [@DorkVader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DorkVader)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2019, 5:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1676 "2019-10-27T05:27:08Z")
It was a dark and bumpy night. The ship was sinking. The Captain said, “Tell me a story my son.” so I began…It was a dark and bumpy night. The ship was sinking. The Captain said, “Tell me a story my son.” so I began…It was a dark and bumpy night. The ship was sinking… ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2019, 5:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1677 "2019-10-27T05:53:53Z")
Bumped to ask, have you heard about the Bulwer-Lytton contest? ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2019, 7:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1678 "2019-10-27T07:23:18Z")
I heard about it, on a dark and stormy and bumpy night. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2019, 7:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1679 "2019-10-27T07:36:08Z")
Bumped to say that I was once an honorable-mention winner there, some years ago. ---
**Author:** ![DorkVader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/73ab20/32.png) [@DorkVader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DorkVader)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2019, 12:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1680 "2019-10-27T12:27:47Z")
Bump and Rebump are sitting on a fence. Bump falls off, who’s left? Rebump Bump and Rebump are sitting on a fence. Bump falls off, who’s left? Rebump Bump and Rebump are sitting on a fence. Bump falls off, who’s left? Rebump I had a funny book as a kid full of these ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2019, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1681 "2019-10-27T14:42:24Z")
You must have been a bumpin’ funny kid. ---
**Author:** ![atimnie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atimnie/32/11_2.png) [@atimnie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/atimnie)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2019, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1682 "2019-10-27T16:17:53Z")
Funny? Funny how? How was he bumping funny? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859.md?page=83) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859.md?page=85)