# Don't Bump This Thread! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [September 6, 2018, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859 "2018-09-06T04:16:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 86
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2019, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1703 "2019-10-28T23:45:28Z")
Well, the weather report said that local temperatures should bump up later this week. Good news. ---
**Author:** ![DorkVader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/73ab20/32.png) [@DorkVader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DorkVader)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2019, 12:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1704 "2019-10-29T00:05:28Z")
Bump ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2019, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1705 "2019-10-29T01:46:57Z")
Bumping with a rag-mop wig and vampire teeth. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2019, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1706 "2019-10-29T01:55:36Z")
Bumping time! ---
**Author:** ![DorkVader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/73ab20/32.png) [@DorkVader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DorkVader)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2019, 3:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1707 "2019-10-29T03:45:10Z")
bump looks ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2019, 3:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1708 "2019-10-29T03:48:46Z")
I hate bumping around all the candy this time of year:( ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2019, 4:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1709 "2019-10-29T04:24:02Z")
Bump some of it my way, **Beck**! ---
**Author:** ![Harrington](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/ac8455/32.png) [@Harrington](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harrington)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2019, 4:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1710 "2019-10-29T04:28:30Z")
> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#): > > Bump to the Nth degree. (Bump)[sup]n[/sup] ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2019, 4:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1711 "2019-10-29T04:31:13Z")
> [@Spoons](#): > > Bump some of it my way, **Beck**! Ok, toothy man! I’ll bump it to you.😉 ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2019, 4:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1712 "2019-10-29T04:39:45Z")
A thank-you bump to **Beck**! And speaking of “toothy man,” how’s this: 😃 ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2019, 7:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1713 "2019-10-29T07:16:49Z")
the only kind of candy I ever get is glucose tablets, when my bumpin’ blood sugar is low. ---
**Author:** ![atimnie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atimnie/32/11_2.png) [@atimnie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/atimnie)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2019, 7:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1714 "2019-10-29T07:26:53Z")
I’ll take all the bumping candy you can send, but no nuts. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2019, 7:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1715 "2019-10-29T07:30:15Z")
I’d never send you my bumpin’ nuts. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2019, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1716 "2019-10-29T22:55:36Z")
Bumped, because there hasn’t been a bump for a while. ---
**Author:** ![DorkVader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/73ab20/32.png) [@DorkVader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DorkVader)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2019, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1717 "2019-10-29T23:15:46Z")
bumpety bump ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2019, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1718 "2019-10-30T00:15:25Z")
Bump back at you! ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2019, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1719 "2019-10-30T03:16:13Z")
Bumpity bump bump. Look at Frosty bump. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2019, 4:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1720 "2019-10-30T04:43:34Z")
Well, the Washington Nationals have bumped the World Series to a game seven. ---
**Author:** ![DorkVader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/73ab20/32.png) [@DorkVader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DorkVader)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2019, 11:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1721 "2019-10-30T11:36:45Z")
bumpety bumpety bump ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2019, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1722 "2019-10-30T17:31:46Z")
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