# Don't Bump This Thread! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [September 6, 2018, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859 "2018-09-06T04:16:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 87
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2019, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1723 "2019-10-30T17:36:15Z")
My cat bumped me into the coffee table. Now my shin is bumpy! Argh! ---
**Author:** ![DorkVader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/73ab20/32.png) [@DorkVader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DorkVader)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2019, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1724 "2019-10-30T18:46:26Z")
bump bumpety bump bumpety bump bump bump bump bumpety bump bumpety bump bump bump ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2019, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1725 "2019-10-30T19:09:28Z")
**Beck** , hope your bumpin’ shin feels better. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2019, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1726 "2019-10-30T22:13:31Z")
Bumped, because reasons. ---
**Author:** ![DorkVader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/73ab20/32.png) [@DorkVader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DorkVader)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2019, 7:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1727 "2019-10-31T07:01:18Z")
channelling Perry Como Oh hot diggity, dog ziggity, bump what you do to me It’s so new to me, what you do to me Hot diggity, dog ziggity, bump what you do to me When you’re holding me tight ---
**Author:** ![Tentacle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tentacle/32/90_2.png) [@Tentacle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tentacle)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2019, 7:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1728 "2019-10-31T07:58:56Z")
Bump or not to bump?.. That’s the question! ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2019, 8:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1729 "2019-10-31T08:25:25Z")
Happy Halloween! Tonight, lots of things will go Bump! ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2019, 1:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1730 "2019-10-31T13:11:48Z")
I just hope the bumping rain stops. Drizzles my bumping arse. ---
**Author:** ![atimnie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atimnie/32/11_2.png) [@atimnie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/atimnie)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2019, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1731 "2019-10-31T15:15:58Z")
And the bumping rain drips through the big bumping hole and it’s soaking the bumping rug. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2019, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1732 "2019-10-31T18:04:25Z")
There seems to be bumping rain everywhere. ---
**Author:** ![DorkVader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/73ab20/32.png) [@DorkVader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DorkVader)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2019, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1733 "2019-11-02T02:57:29Z")
Gobble gobble gobble gobBUMP ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2019, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1734 "2019-11-02T04:08:33Z")
A bump for the evening. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2019, 6:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1735 "2019-11-02T06:27:03Z")
And a bump for the early morning. ---
**Author:** ![atimnie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atimnie/32/11_2.png) [@atimnie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/atimnie)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2019, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1736 "2019-11-02T07:27:42Z")
_Another Saturday bump, and I aint got nobody_ ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2019, 7:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1737 "2019-11-02T07:35:43Z")
_I got some bumpin’ 'cause I just got paid,_ ---
**Author:** ![DorkVader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/73ab20/32.png) [@DorkVader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DorkVader)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2019, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1738 "2019-11-02T17:00:05Z")
Bumpin household chores, why god, oh why do i have to bumpin do bumpin housework? Oh WOE is me ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2019, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1739 "2019-11-03T00:54:49Z")
If you don’t do bumpin’ house work, who will? Oh WOE are you! ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2019, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1740 "2019-11-03T01:24:40Z")
Not a fan of bumpin’ housework, myself. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2019, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1741 "2019-11-03T01:39:10Z")
I bumpin’ HATE housework! ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2019, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1742 "2019-11-03T03:07:23Z")
I bumpin’ love to clean. It’s sorta my hobby. I know. Bumpin’ sad beckdawrek. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859.md?page=86) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859.md?page=88)