# Don't Bump This Thread! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [September 6, 2018, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859 "2018-09-06T04:16:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 88
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2019, 6:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1743 "2019-11-03T06:27:58Z")
The bumpin’ cat! Just jumped up on the arm of my easy chair, flicked her tail, and bumped a few things off the table beside my chair. But she has settled down, and is purring, so I can’t get too angry at her. ---
**Author:** ![Harrington](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/ac8455/32.png) [@Harrington](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harrington)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2019, 9:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1744 "2019-11-03T09:10:36Z")
Because unless my perception is off Beckdawrek understands myriad posts. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2019, 9:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1745 "2019-11-03T09:30:55Z")
Hope y’all remembered to set back your bumpin’ clocks. ---
**Author:** ![atimnie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atimnie/32/11_2.png) [@atimnie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/atimnie)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2019, 9:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1746 "2019-11-03T09:57:52Z")
So it won’t be bumping dark at bumping 7 am? ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2019, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1747 "2019-11-03T14:32:27Z")
It will, again, in a few bumpin’ weeks. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2019, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1748 "2019-11-03T14:39:35Z")
Here in the north, it’s bumpin’ dark in the morning, and bumpin’ dark in the afternoon, no matter what the clocks say. ---
**Author:** ![DorkVader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/73ab20/32.png) [@DorkVader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DorkVader)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2019, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1749 "2019-11-03T16:46:37Z")
Last mow of the season today grass hasn’t actually grown for at least a month, just waiting for all the bumping leaves to fall off the neighbors tree so I can clean up the ones the end up in my yard with the mower ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2019, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1750 "2019-11-03T17:53:23Z")
Surprisingly, today is sunny, but for tomorrow they’re forecasting bumpin’ lake effect snow. In some places it hits bumpin’ feet at a time. ---
**Author:** ![DorkVader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/73ab20/32.png) [@DorkVader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DorkVader)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2019, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1751 "2019-11-04T01:35:53Z")
Evening bump ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2019, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1752 "2019-11-04T03:11:28Z")
Bump again ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2019, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1753 "2019-11-04T03:25:08Z")
Rebump. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2019, 6:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1754 "2019-11-04T06:49:33Z")
Bump - Bump - Bump… ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2019, 11:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1755 "2019-11-04T23:05:49Z")
Monday afternoon bump. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2019, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1756 "2019-11-05T00:14:55Z")
Bumping into suppertime ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2019, 3:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1757 "2019-11-05T03:22:22Z")
Bumping awake the cat at my feet. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2019, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1758 "2019-11-05T03:33:04Z")
My bumping cats are purring. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2019, 3:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1759 "2019-11-05T03:48:13Z")
My bumpin’ cats are sacked out by the fireplace. ---
**Author:** ![DorkVader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/73ab20/32.png) [@DorkVader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DorkVader)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2019, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1760 "2019-11-05T04:05:27Z")
bump ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2019, 4:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1761 "2019-11-05T04:51:02Z")
\*Posters, there’s no need to feel down. I said, posters, pick yourself off the ground. I said, posters, c’mon, let’s all stick around. There’s no need to be unhappy. Posters, there’s a thread where, you know. I said, posters, where your skills you can show. You can post there, and I’m sure you will find Many ways we’ll have a good time. It’s fun to post one more B-U-M-P! It’s fun to post one more B-U-M-P!\* ---
**Author:** ![DorkVader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/73ab20/32.png) [@DorkVader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DorkVader)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2019, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1762 "2019-11-05T14:24:33Z")
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