# Don't Bump This Thread! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [September 6, 2018, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859 "2018-09-06T04:16:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 89
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2019, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1763 "2019-11-05T14:41:57Z")
Bumping up this thread Yes, I can give this thread a bump Bumping up this thread Yes, I’ll make sure this thread gets bumped Bumping up this thread Come on now, people, bump this thread Bumping up this thread. Bumping up this thread Can’t you see it needs a bump? Bumping up this thread Come on, give it a mother bump. Bumping up this thread Come on and join your fellow bump Bumping up this thread Come on posters, and make a bump Bumping up this thread Bumping up this thread Bumping up this thread (Bumping up this thread) We want you, we want you We want you a to bump this thread. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2019, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1764 "2019-11-05T18:43:47Z")
Too busy today to bump. Sorry! ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2019, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1765 "2019-11-05T19:25:31Z")
Afternoon bumping delight ---
**Author:** ![atimnie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atimnie/32/11_2.png) [@atimnie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/atimnie)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2019, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1766 "2019-11-05T19:46:08Z")
If only all the bumping karaoke singers knew what that song was about… ---
**Author:** ![DorkVader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/73ab20/32.png) [@DorkVader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DorkVader)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2019, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1767 "2019-11-05T19:58:30Z")
bump ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2019, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1768 "2019-11-05T22:26:42Z")
It looks like I will have to go out later, but there’s all this bumpin’ snow! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2019, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1769 "2019-11-05T22:44:10Z")
Still too busy to bump, but not to vote. Vote today, if there’s a local election, please! ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2019, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1770 "2019-11-05T23:31:13Z")
I bumping voted today. ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2019, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1771 "2019-11-05T23:44:50Z")
If I don’t read all of the pages before this one, and I don’t promise to come back, is this a drive-by bumping? ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2019, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1772 "2019-11-05T23:49:40Z")
If you DO read all the pages before this one, you’re bumpin’ crazy. ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2019, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1773 "2019-11-05T23:58:02Z")
Cool. Has anyone posted: Ecce Eduardus ursus scalis nunc bump-bump-bump occipite gradus pulsante, post Christophorum Robinum descendens . . . ? ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2019, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1774 "2019-11-06T00:28:35Z")
Bumped to ask, is that from _Winnie Ille Pu_? ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2019, 5:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1775 "2019-11-06T05:44:05Z")
Ah, bump! Got my bump fix! ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2019, 7:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1776 "2019-11-06T07:04:48Z")
You had a bump that needed fixing, **Beck**? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2019, 8:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1777 "2019-11-06T08:15:58Z")
That’s a fun bump. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2019, 8:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1778 "2019-11-06T08:51:48Z")
Just bumpin’ in, in the wee hours. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2019, 9:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1779 "2019-11-06T09:08:39Z")
_I’m fixing a bump where the rain gets in, And stops my mind from wondering, Where it will go…_ ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2019, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1780 "2019-11-06T17:06:58Z")
I \*could \*bump today, but I haven’t decided whether or not I will. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2019, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1781 "2019-11-06T17:28:56Z")
You bumped. So will I, BUMP ---
**Author:** ![Derleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Derleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Derleth)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2019, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1782 "2019-11-06T20:00:07Z")
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