# Don't Bump This Thread! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [September 6, 2018, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859 "2018-09-06T04:16:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 92
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2019, 8:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1824 "2019-11-12T08:21:17Z")
Hope you’re bumpin’ feeling better, **Beck**. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2019, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1825 "2019-11-12T15:24:23Z")
Good morning, bumpers! ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2019, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1826 "2019-11-12T17:51:23Z")
Good bumpin’ afternoon to ya! ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2019, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1827 "2019-11-13T00:15:56Z")
Bumpin’ snow is melting! ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2019, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1828 "2019-11-13T02:02:15Z")
Bumpin’ snow is accumulating. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2019, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1829 "2019-11-13T02:33:40Z")
I’m happy to be bumpin’ it at home (:)) ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2019, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1830 "2019-11-13T03:53:13Z")
Are you bumping around your home, **Beck**? No more hospital? ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2019, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1831 "2019-11-13T04:03:50Z")
No bumpin’ hospital. I’m home. Yay! ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2019, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1832 "2019-11-13T04:05:25Z")
That’s bumpin’ great news! ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2019, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1833 "2019-11-13T04:23:12Z")
You’re bumping nice. Thanks ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2019, 7:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1834 "2019-11-13T07:49:50Z")
Yay, Beck! Back home with the bumpin’ kitties! ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2019, 9:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1835 "2019-11-13T09:42:23Z")
\*Everybody, get on the floor, and let’s bump, Don’t fight the feeling, don’t be a grump, Bump, bump, bump; bump, bump, bump, Bump your booty, bump your booty– Bump, bump, bump; bump, bump, bump, Bump your booty, bump your booty–\* Disco bumps for **Beck** in celebration of her being home! ---
**Author:** ![atimnie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atimnie/32/11_2.png) [@atimnie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/atimnie)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2019, 1:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1836 "2019-11-13T13:39:33Z")
Turn off your bump, relax, and float downstream… ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2019, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1837 "2019-11-13T16:42:19Z")
… it is not bumping. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2019, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1838 "2019-11-13T17:34:10Z")
To bump or not to bump… ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2019, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1839 "2019-11-13T18:46:02Z")
Isn’t that from Bumplet? Or is it from Hambump? ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2019, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1840 "2019-11-13T18:51:58Z")
Bumps again ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2019, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1841 "2019-11-13T18:53:28Z")
I’m not sure. I do know that it is definitely not from Romeo and Bumpliet, or Bumplius Caesar. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2019, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1842 "2019-11-13T18:55:56Z")
What about Macbump? A Winter’s Bump? A Midsummer’s Night Bump? Somewhere Shakespeare is spinning in his grave, thinking “And cursed be he who bumps my bones.” ---
**Author:** ![atimnie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atimnie/32/11_2.png) [@atimnie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/atimnie)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2019, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1843 "2019-11-13T19:35:35Z")
Bumping bones… ew. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859.md?page=91) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859.md?page=93)