# Don't Bump This Thread! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [September 6, 2018, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859 "2018-09-06T04:16:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 94
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2019, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1864 "2019-11-16T04:04:27Z")
Bumped to say that I hope you all have a great weekend! ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2019, 8:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1865 "2019-11-16T08:45:58Z")
Bumpin’ Amen to that! ---
**Author:** ![DorkVader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/73ab20/32.png) [@DorkVader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DorkVader)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2019, 9:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1866 "2019-11-16T09:05:41Z")
Bumpin grumpy I ache All over grumblgrumblewhine ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2019, 9:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1867 "2019-11-16T09:27:30Z")
Do you have the bumpin’ flu, **Dork**? ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2019, 8:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1868 "2019-11-17T08:54:37Z")
This thread needs a bump. ---
**Author:** ![atimnie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atimnie/32/11_2.png) [@atimnie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/atimnie)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2019, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1869 "2019-11-17T12:49:27Z")
I could use a good bump, nowutimean? ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2019, 1:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1870 "2019-11-17T13:26:25Z")
I had a good bump last night. Now I’m bumped out. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2019, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1871 "2019-11-17T17:24:40Z")
It’s bumpin’ windy here today. ---
**Author:** ![DorkVader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/73ab20/32.png) [@DorkVader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DorkVader)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2019, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1872 "2019-11-17T19:51:40Z")
Don’t believe so, mutherbumpin pneumoniabronchitischestcold respiratory infection. And no patience firnthis shitty goddmn fuckojone aithnis motherfucking touch screen keyboard induced having to go baack andncorrect everybgoddmanedneord i tpe LikenI said, grumpy ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2019, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1873 "2019-11-17T21:11:35Z")
Whoa, **Dork** , take your meds and bump yourself back to bed. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2019, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1874 "2019-11-17T21:14:00Z")
Bumped to say that I think **Panache** ’s suggestion is a good one, **Dork**. ---
**Author:** ![DorkVader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/73ab20/32.png) [@DorkVader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DorkVader)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2019, 8:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1875 "2019-11-18T08:03:07Z")
Glaaaaaaaah motherbumpin HATE being sick ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2019, 8:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1876 "2019-11-18T08:14:44Z")
A pity bump for you, dork. Bump Bump Bump! Sorry you’re sickly. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2019, 8:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1877 "2019-11-18T08:44:54Z")
Bumped to say that I hope that you get well soon, **Dork**. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2019, 11:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1878 "2019-11-18T11:59:02Z")
Healthy thoughts bumping your way, **Dork**. ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2019, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1879 "2019-11-18T17:21:42Z")
Hope those nasty microbes are bumped off,\*\* Dork\*\*. ---
**Author:** ![atimnie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atimnie/32/11_2.png) [@atimnie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/atimnie)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2019, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1880 "2019-11-18T17:26:34Z")
I’m not sick, but I’m not well And I’m so bumped cause I’m in hell ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2019, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1881 "2019-11-18T17:58:29Z")
Bump means never having to say you’re sorry. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2019, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1882 "2019-11-18T18:59:39Z")
Bumped for the hell of it. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2019, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1883 "2019-11-18T19:31:35Z")
Bumped for whatever. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859.md?page=93) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859.md?page=95)