# Don't Bump This Thread! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [September 6, 2018, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859 "2018-09-06T04:16:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 95
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2019, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1884 "2019-11-18T21:21:02Z")
This thread needs another bump. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2019, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1885 "2019-11-19T03:12:29Z")
Will the bumping ever end? ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2019, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1886 "2019-11-19T14:10:32Z")
This is the made-up, false and flat-out wrong bump. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2019, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1887 "2019-11-19T19:10:24Z")
And this one comes directly after the made-up, false and flat-out wrong bump. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2019, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1888 "2019-11-19T19:36:03Z")
But this bump is neither made-up, false or flat-out wrong. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2019, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1889 "2019-11-19T19:44:33Z")
This is my first bump this Tuesday. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2019, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1890 "2019-11-19T19:49:29Z")
This is my second bump this Tuesday. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2019, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1891 "2019-11-19T20:01:05Z")
Hey, whaddaya know? This is my second bump this Tuesday too. ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2019, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1892 "2019-11-19T22:31:18Z")
November leaves are bumping on my windshield. A few get stuck in the windshield wipers. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2019, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1893 "2019-11-19T23:59:24Z")
Bumped into say our cold snap ended It was in the 70°s today. Bumping confused my head. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2019, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1894 "2019-11-20T03:55:08Z")
Aw, hell! I’m sorry! Did I break anything? I’m so damn clumsy, lately! Do forgive the bump, at least it’s not the electric slide! ---
**Author:** ![atimnie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atimnie/32/11_2.png) [@atimnie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/atimnie)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2019, 4:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1895 "2019-11-20T04:25:35Z")
Oh yes, my droogs, I was bumping cured, alright. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2019, 4:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1896 "2019-11-20T04:46:38Z")
Well, that was a horrorshow bump. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2019, 5:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1897 "2019-11-20T05:16:22Z")
My first Wednesday bump. The bumpin’ cat is fast asleep at my feet. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2019, 5:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1898 "2019-11-20T05:56:51Z")
Hump day bump ---
**Author:** ![DorkVader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/73ab20/32.png) [@DorkVader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DorkVader)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2019, 7:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1899 "2019-11-20T07:02:27Z")
“Your planet, welbump” “I think that’s my line” ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2019, 7:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1900 "2019-11-20T07:04:15Z")
Bumped. Because I have no idea what’s being discussed. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2019, 11:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1901 "2019-11-20T11:24:56Z")
Bumped, 'cause neither do I. ---
**Author:** ![atimnie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atimnie/32/11_2.png) [@atimnie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/atimnie)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2019, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1902 "2019-11-20T18:08:59Z")
There’s no bumping discussion, you silly bumps. ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2019, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1903 "2019-11-20T18:11:17Z")
> [@atimnie](#): > > There’s no bumping discussion, you silly bumps. And it doesn’t matter if someone has bumped that way before. No one is keeping track. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859.md?page=94) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859.md?page=96)