# Don't Bump This Thread! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [September 6, 2018, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859 "2018-09-06T04:16:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 96
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2019, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1904 "2019-11-20T18:22:43Z")
Bumping, bumping, bumping Though there’s no discussing Keep this thread a-bumping Bumping. Don’t try to understand it, Ban, can, or even pan it. Soon we’ll be bumping high and wide. All the things you’re missing Good topics, threads and dissing Are waiting in the other threads here. Bump it up, bump it up, bump it up Bump it! ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2019, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1905 "2019-11-20T20:12:14Z")
Bumped to say, well done, **Annie**! ---
**Author:** ![atimnie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atimnie/32/11_2.png) [@atimnie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/atimnie)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2019, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1906 "2019-11-20T22:47:45Z")
Annie, are you okay, are you okay, are you okay, Annie? Annie, are you okay, are you okay, are you okay, Annie? You’ve been hit by, you’ve been bumped by, a smooth criminal ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2019, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1907 "2019-11-20T23:06:10Z")
Another bumpin’ good one, Annie! ---
**Author:** ![DorkVader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/73ab20/32.png) [@DorkVader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DorkVader)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2019, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1908 "2019-11-20T23:37:57Z")
Bumped cause it startin to slip in the standings a bit ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2019, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1909 "2019-11-20T23:43:10Z")
Then I’d better give it a bump too. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2019, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1910 "2019-11-20T23:56:46Z")
I third that Bump! ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2019, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1911 "2019-11-21T02:44:16Z")
Bumping along Singing a song On the bottom of the Beautiful, briny, Shimmering, shiny, Beautiful, briny sea. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2019, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1912 "2019-11-21T03:18:03Z")
^^^^^Such a poetical Bump. Love it! ^^^^^^^ ---
**Author:** ![DorkVader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/73ab20/32.png) [@DorkVader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DorkVader)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2019, 4:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1913 "2019-11-21T04:52:35Z")
Staring down a cat, the secret to winning is the slow buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmppppppppppp ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2019, 6:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1914 "2019-11-21T06:43:07Z")
\*All around me bumpness gathers, Bumping is the sun that shone, We must speak of other matters, You can be me when I’m gone. Flowers gathered in the morning, Afternoon they blossom on, Still are bump-ed in the evening, You can be me when I’m gone.\* ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2019, 7:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1915 "2019-11-21T07:19:43Z")
Bumping for all you clever bumpers! ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2019, 12:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1916 "2019-11-21T12:45:23Z")
BUMP[sup]BUMP[/sup]BUMPa ---
**Author:** ![DorkVader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/73ab20/32.png) [@DorkVader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DorkVader)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2019, 1:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1917 "2019-11-21T13:49:19Z")
I had something clever and bumpy to post with, but I forgot ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2019, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1918 "2019-11-21T14:42:30Z")
> [@Spoons](#): > > Bumped to say, well done, **Annie**! > [@atimnie](#): > > Annie, are you okay, are you okay, are you okay, Annie? > Annie, are you okay, are you okay, are you okay, Annie? > You’ve been hit by, you’ve been bumped by, a smooth criminal > [@panache45](#): > > Another bumpin’ good one, Annie! Thanks to all. For the record, I’m o-bumping-kay ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2019, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1919 "2019-11-21T18:19:26Z")
Bumped to say, good to hear! ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2019, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1920 "2019-11-21T22:09:37Z")
The cat’s back asleep by my bumpin’ feet. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2019, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1921 "2019-11-21T22:12:13Z")
Bumpy purrs are best bumps. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2019, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1922 "2019-11-21T22:36:54Z")
I’ll bumpin’ drink to that! ---
**Author:** ![DorkVader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/73ab20/32.png) [@DorkVader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DorkVader)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2019, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1923 "2019-11-22T00:16:22Z")
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