# Don't Bump This Thread! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [September 6, 2018, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859 "2018-09-06T04:16:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 97
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2019, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1924 "2019-11-22T00:26:40Z")
Bumped to say, thanks for cleaning up the thread, **Dork**! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2019, 5:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1925 "2019-11-22T05:16:02Z")
_And all my days are trances, And all my bumping dreams Are where thy grey eye glances, And where thy footstep gleams— In what ethereal dances, By what eternal streams._ ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2019, 5:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1926 "2019-11-22T05:33:07Z")
Bumping for a clean thread. (:)) ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2019, 12:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1927 "2019-11-22T12:11:33Z")
_How do I bump thee? Let me count the ways. I bump thee to the depth and breadth and height My soul can reach, when feeling out of sight For the ends of being and ideal grace. I bump thee to the level of every day’s Most quiet need, by sun and candle-light. I bump thee freely, as men strive for right. I bump thee purely, as they turn from praise. I bump thee with the passion put to use In my old griefs, and with my childhood’s faith. I bump thee with a bump I seemed to lose With my lost saints. I bump thee with the breath, Smiles, tears, of all my life; and, if God choose, I shall but bump thee better after death._ ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2019, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1928 "2019-11-22T23:45:18Z")
Bumped to say, nicely done, **Panache**! ---
**Author:** ![DorkVader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/73ab20/32.png) [@DorkVader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DorkVader)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2019, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1929 "2019-11-23T01:16:51Z")
bumpin a fresh drink to panache, on the house, uh, sorry, bout the other one… ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2019, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1930 "2019-11-23T01:47:35Z")
Still bumpin’ that cold Dork? ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2019, 3:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1931 "2019-11-23T03:42:36Z")
I hate bumpin’ colds. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2019, 7:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1932 "2019-11-23T07:17:02Z")
I haven’t had a cold in decades; just bumpin’ allergies. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2019, 8:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1933 "2019-11-23T08:12:38Z")
I bump up my vitamin C this time of year. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2019, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1934 "2019-11-23T15:59:01Z")
A Saturday morning bump ---
**Author:** ![DorkVader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/73ab20/32.png) [@DorkVader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DorkVader)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2019, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1935 "2019-11-23T19:36:58Z")
I think I’m finally on the mend. This thread however was in serious need of some vitamin bump ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2019, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1936 "2019-11-23T19:37:38Z")
A Saturday afternoon bump. ---
**Author:** ![atimnie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atimnie/32/11_2.png) [@atimnie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/atimnie)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2019, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1937 "2019-11-23T20:01:30Z")
This is the bump that has no end Yes it goes on and on my friend Some people started bumping it not knowing what it was And they’ll continue bumping it forever just because This is the bump that has no end Yes it goes on and on my friend Some people started bumping it not knowing what it was And they’ll continue bumping it forever just because This is the bump that has no end Yes it goes on and on my friend Some people started bumping it not knowing what it was And they’ll continue bumping it forever just because How many times could I repeat this before it becomes intolerable? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2019, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1938 "2019-11-23T20:25:25Z")
Three times ought to do it. Bumpily, in fact. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2019, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1939 "2019-11-23T20:28:50Z")
I found out today that someone who did me dirt had something very nasty happen to them. Karma’s a bumping bitch, I tells you. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2019, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1940 "2019-11-23T20:39:51Z")
> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#): > > Three times ought to do it. Bumpily, in fact. \*Oh, my darling, Bump three times on the ceiling if you want me. Mm, twice on the pipe if the answer is no. Oh, my sweetness, [Bump, bump, bump] means you’ll meet me in the hallway, Whoa, twice on the pipe [bump, bump] means you ain’t gonna show.\* ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2019, 8:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1941 "2019-11-24T08:04:42Z")
When I was small, my mother’s sister had a dog named Bumpy. He was a good dog. I haven’t thought of him in a long time. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2019, 8:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1942 "2019-11-24T08:53:37Z")
Bumping in the wee hours. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2019, 10:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1943 "2019-11-24T10:10:33Z")
Bumping to say that I’m still awake in the wee hours. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859.md?page=96) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859.md?page=98)