# Don't Bump This Thread!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [September 6, 2018, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859 "2018-09-06T04:16:48Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [November 24, 2019, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1944 "2019-11-24T15:02:44Z")

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I’m still awake in the not-so-wee hours.

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**Author:** ![DorkVader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/73ab20/32.png) [@DorkVader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DorkVader)\
**Post date:** [November 24, 2019, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1945 "2019-11-24T16:24:13Z")

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Bumpin cause I can’t catch a \<long string of sometimes unintelligable profanity\> break with this \<another long string of even more creative and profane utterances\> infection. Chest cold, took a rest stop at head cold and arrived at \<we’re sorry, the internet is unable to translate these words into human language, we’re not even certain they _are_ words\> sinus infection. My face and teeth hurt, face is swollen, got a date in a few hours, coulda had sex last night, with another REAL person, but no, Big Mama Natty has seen fit to curse me with an infection that will probably end up in my brain, the way things have been going.

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [November 24, 2019, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1946 "2019-11-24T19:36:27Z")

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That sounds pretty bumpin’ bad, **Dork**.

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [November 24, 2019, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1947 "2019-11-24T21:55:29Z")

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Have you seen a bumpin’ doctor, **Dork**?

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2019, 6:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1948 "2019-11-25T06:35:34Z")

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Bumped, because I’m wishing **Dork** the best in battling this illness.

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2019, 7:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1949 "2019-11-25T07:28:58Z")

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Bumpin’ heck, Dork. Feel better.

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2019, 8:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1950 "2019-11-25T08:30:43Z")

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Bumped, just because.

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2019, 9:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1951 "2019-11-25T09:24:01Z")

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My first Monday bump.

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2019, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1952 "2019-11-25T14:41:30Z")

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Hoping \*\*Dork \*\*is feeling much better with this bump.

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2019, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1953 "2019-11-25T15:09:10Z")

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Got bumped?

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**Author:** ![atimnie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atimnie/32/11_2.png) [@atimnie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/atimnie)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2019, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1954 "2019-11-25T15:20:12Z")

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Dork, don’t be a dork, see a bumping doctor if you’re that bad off.

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2019, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1955 "2019-11-25T19:50:57Z")

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Bump. Because you’re worth it.

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**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2019, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1956 "2019-11-25T20:12:24Z")

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Bumpin’ off to lunch. Feel better, **Dork**.

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2019, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1957 "2019-11-25T20:31:43Z")

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Hmm, we haven’t been bumped by **Dork** since yesterday.

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2019, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1958 "2019-11-25T21:09:30Z")

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Bumped to say that I just realized that too.

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [November 26, 2019, 6:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1959 "2019-11-26T06:18:01Z")

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Dork bumped to the doctor. He’s medicated.

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**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\
**Post date:** [November 26, 2019, 6:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1960 "2019-11-26T06:34:41Z")

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Dork said, “ Doctor (doctor), Mr. M.D. (doctor), can you tell me what’s ailing me?”  
He said, “Yeh yeh yeh yeh yeh (yehyehyehyehyeh), yes indeed, what you really need is  
Good Bumpin (gimme that good good bumpin)…”

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [November 26, 2019, 6:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1961 "2019-11-26T06:59:10Z")

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Hope that **Dork** gets better pretty bumpin’ soon!

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [November 26, 2019, 8:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1962 "2019-11-26T08:06:19Z")

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Yeah, we bumpin’ miss him!

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [November 26, 2019, 8:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1963 "2019-11-26T08:45:10Z")

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Bumpin’ right!

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