# Don't Bump This Thread! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [September 6, 2018, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859 "2018-09-06T04:16:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 99
**Author:** ![DorkVader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/73ab20/32.png) [@DorkVader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DorkVader)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2019, 1:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1964 "2019-11-26T13:31:22Z")
Ah:o:o:o:o:o Cheezwhiz on a ritz yall Thanks and yer all bumpin ok ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2019, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1965 "2019-11-26T14:31:22Z")
I’m aware some stare at my bump. In fact, to be fair, Some really despair of my bump. But I don’t care, Cause they’re not aware, Nor are they debonair. In fact, they’re just square. They see a bump down to there, Say, “Beware” and go off on a tear! I say, “No fair!” A thread that’s bare is really nowhere. So be like a bear, be fair with your bump! Show it you care. Wear it to there. Or to there. Or to there, if you dare! Some of you bump some bumps at a fair, to use as a spare. Do I care? Au contraire! Spare bumps is fair! In fact, bumps can be rare. Fred Astaire got no bump, Nor does a chair, Nor nor a chocolate eclair, And where is the bump on a pear? Nowhere, mon frere! So now that I’ve shared this affair of the bump, I’m going to repair to my lair and go bump, do you care? ---
**Author:** ![atimnie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atimnie/32/11_2.png) [@atimnie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/atimnie)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2019, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1966 "2019-11-26T16:20:30Z")
Bumping George Carlin was a bumping genius… but that wasn’t his best bumping routine. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2019, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1967 "2019-11-26T18:21:03Z")
Welcome back to the almost-living, Dork! It’s bumpin’ good to see ya’. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2019, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1968 "2019-11-26T18:53:10Z")
Bumped to say, welcome back, **Dork**! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2019, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1969 "2019-11-26T19:56:13Z")
Too bumpin’ right! ---
**Author:** ![DorkVader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/73ab20/32.png) [@DorkVader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DorkVader)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2019, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1970 "2019-11-26T20:39:47Z")
Long is the way and arduous is the journey through The Mountains of Pain but I seem to be well on my bump from the Dry Lands though no king or wizard be I, perhaps court jester is noble enough a title ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2019, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1971 "2019-11-26T21:06:52Z")
_When the jester bumped for the king and queen In a coat he borrowed from James Dean…_ ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2019, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1972 "2019-11-27T00:41:41Z")
Welcome to The Mountains of Pain, **Dork**. I’ve been bumpin’ up here for a few years now. ---
**Author:** ![atimnie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atimnie/32/11_2.png) [@atimnie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/atimnie)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2019, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1973 "2019-11-27T00:55:31Z")
Bumping video games with their bumping impossible levels… ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2019, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1974 "2019-11-27T00:56:22Z")
Yep. That bumpin’ mountain of pain is not to be toyed with. Welcome back, Dork! (:)) ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2019, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1975 "2019-11-27T01:40:19Z")
I am now **bumpo the wonder mutt**. Well, I am! Cos I said so! _sigh_ I’ll go now. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2019, 4:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1976 "2019-11-27T04:48:04Z")
Welcome, **Bumpo**! ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2019, 4:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1977 "2019-11-27T04:54:43Z")
I’ll bump a doggy treat to you Bumpo. There’s a good boy! ---
**Author:** ![DorkVader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/73ab20/32.png) [@DorkVader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DorkVader)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2019, 6:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1978 "2019-11-27T06:27:35Z")
> [@panache45](#): > > Welcome to The Mountains of Pain, **Dork**. I’ve been bumpin’ up here for a few years now. AAIEE! You’ve been here for years?!? Whew, my sympathies…I foresee my time here as temporary, my intent is to bump on through, hopefully to see the dragons fly from afar once more Oy, Bumpo, I seem to be out of dog biscuits, would taco meat with corn and green beans mixed in suffice? ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2019, 7:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1979 "2019-11-27T07:20:56Z")
> [@DorkVader](#): > > AAIEE! You’ve been here for years?!? Hey, I’ve been here longer than **Panache**. By only one month, but still. ---
**Author:** ![DorkVader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/73ab20/32.png) [@DorkVader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DorkVader)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2019, 9:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1980 "2019-11-27T09:19:02Z")
Whatever all did you guys do to UKLeG/Segoy to get bumped into the Mountains of Pain between the Dry Land and Life? ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2019, 12:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1981 "2019-11-27T12:18:12Z")
I bumped into the Mountains of Pain with the help of my back and my knees and my feet. ---
**Author:** ![DorkVader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/73ab20/32.png) [@DorkVader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DorkVader)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2019, 1:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1982 "2019-11-27T13:18:36Z")
From a height? As it may have been Panache? Where is that bumpin Mutt? Someone may have to go drag him back in here by the collar, acted like he peed on the floor in his excitement over his post(there aren’t any puddles I haven’t noticed are there?) ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2019, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1983 "2019-11-27T15:24:06Z")
A pre-Thanksgiving bump with my best wishes to all! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859.md?page=98) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859.md?page=100)