# Don't call me bud, bud **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [February 25, 2025, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-call-me-bud-bud/1014792 "2025-02-25T20:49:54Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![DooProcess](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/f14d63/32.png) [@DooProcess](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DooProcess)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2025, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-call-me-bud-bud/1014792/1 "2025-02-25T20:49:54Z")
On another forum i noted how attractive a lady in a sfw gif was and asked her name thusly; “whom is this minx?” The fellow who originally posted it replies with “who knows, its a GIF, bud” The lass was immediately identified by the next poster. Fuck you sanctimonious twat, you mother had a mouth like a combine harvester only with less discretion, and a snatch like a pile of freshly raked leaves. I am not now your bud, nor will I be in the future. I am not a 6 year old tee ball player (which you are probably legally barred from contacting). You are the moron for acting as though people in GIFs that you grab indiscriminately from your neighborhood giphy-man are full of unknowable non-entities. ---
**Author:** ![Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba9def/32.png) [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just_Asking_Questions)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2025, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-call-me-bud-bud/1014792/2 "2025-02-25T20:53:29Z")
cool story, bud ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2025, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-call-me-bud-bud/1014792/3 "2025-02-25T20:55:05Z")
You got it, hon! ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2025, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-call-me-bud-bud/1014792/4 "2025-02-25T21:00:53Z")
That’s telling them, dude! ---
**Author:** ![gnoitall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/bb73d2/32.png) [@gnoitall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gnoitall)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2025, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-call-me-bud-bud/1014792/5 "2025-02-25T21:09:53Z")
> [@DooProcess](#): > > I am not a 6 year old tee ball player Sure thing, Tiger. ---
**Author:** ![Boudicca90](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boudicca90/32/16818_2.png) [@Boudicca90](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boudicca90)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2025, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-call-me-bud-bud/1014792/6 "2025-02-25T21:18:52Z")
You sure seem to be acting like a 6 year old, lashing out in such an extreme way over something pretty innocuous. Don’t get upset that other people don’t want to do your research for you. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Greenjeans](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mr.greenjeans/32/551_2.png) [@Mr.Greenjeans](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Greenjeans)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2025, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-call-me-bud-bud/1014792/7 "2025-02-25T21:35:42Z")
[I’m not your buddy, friend.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iH3K2rkkU7g) [link to obligatory South Park clip on youtube] ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_Bravo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_bravo/32/493_2.png) [@Johnny\_Bravo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Bravo)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2025, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-call-me-bud-bud/1014792/8 "2025-02-25T21:39:40Z")
It’s funny that he managed to objectify a woman while also failing to properly use “whom” as an object. Wait, no. The other thing. Sad. It’s sad. ---
**Author:** ![DavidNRockies](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/davidnrockies/32/6279_2.png) [@DavidNRockies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DavidNRockies)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2025, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-call-me-bud-bud/1014792/9 "2025-02-25T22:09:11Z")
[**Lighten up, Francis**](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ICMg8GV7Zs). ---
**Author:** ![Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mundane_super_hero/32/6304_2.png) [@Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mundane_Super_Hero)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2025, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-call-me-bud-bud/1014792/10 "2025-02-25T22:11:27Z")
Oh, Sweetie…! ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2025, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-call-me-bud-bud/1014792/11 "2025-02-25T22:15:23Z")
Simmer down, son. ---
**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2025, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-call-me-bud-bud/1014792/12 "2025-02-25T22:16:25Z")
I’ve long contended that any innocuous comment could start a bar fight if, when addressing a stranger, you end with the word “Bub”… So, you got a problem,_BUB?_ ---
**Author:** ![Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mundane_super_hero/32/6304_2.png) [@Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mundane_Super_Hero)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2025, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-call-me-bud-bud/1014792/13 "2025-02-25T22:25:30Z")
> [@digs](#): > > So, you got a problem,_BUB?_ “Did you say… _[Blob](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ucI-vVzomeY)_…!?” ---
**Author:** ![DooProcess](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/f14d63/32.png) [@DooProcess](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DooProcess)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2025, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-call-me-bud-bud/1014792/14 "2025-02-25T22:44:20Z")
Son, hon, bub, tiger, pal, chief, buddy even. Guy, fella, padre, Jack, hoss. None of these are the pox of BUD. ---
**Author:** ![DavidNRockies](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/davidnrockies/32/6279_2.png) [@DavidNRockies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DavidNRockies)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2025, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-call-me-bud-bud/1014792/15 "2025-02-25T22:45:48Z")
The relevant history – just over a minute: > **[Budweiser commercial When you say Bud](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UGp_1MOeOjc%2F)** > > Old Budweiser TV commercial ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2025, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-call-me-bud-bud/1014792/16 "2025-02-25T22:53:27Z")
> [@DooProcess](#): > > Son, hon, bub, tiger, pal, chief, buddy even. > Guy, fella, padre, Jack, hoss. Sweet summer child? ---
**Author:** ![Palooka](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/palooka/32/2902_2.png) [@Palooka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Palooka)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2025, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-call-me-bud-bud/1014792/17 "2025-02-25T23:00:55Z")
Since we’re here anyway, who was the minx? ---
**Author:** ![DooProcess](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/f14d63/32.png) [@DooProcess](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DooProcess)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2025, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-call-me-bud-bud/1014792/18 "2025-02-25T23:02:08Z")
Even that troglodyte seems less condescending. That b\*\*weiser commercial has some lyrics that really do fit here. “You’ve said you know it all bla bla bla” ---
**Author:** ![DooProcess](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/f14d63/32.png) [@DooProcess](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DooProcess)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2025, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-call-me-bud-bud/1014792/19 "2025-02-25T23:02:18Z")
Kate elliot ---
**Author:** ![Palooka](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/palooka/32/2902_2.png) [@Palooka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Palooka)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2025, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-call-me-bud-bud/1014792/20 "2025-02-25T23:03:17Z")
Well, I don’t know who that is either so don’t feel too bad. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-call-me-bud-bud/1014792.md?page=2)