# Don't carry a psycho cat when you're nekkid in the MMP **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Tags:** mmp\ **Created:** [September 29, 2014, 10:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-carry-a-psycho-cat-when-youre-nekkid-in-the-mmp/699840 "2014-09-29T10:04:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 11
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2014, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-carry-a-psycho-cat-when-youre-nekkid-in-the-mmp/699840/201 "2014-10-03T21:45:34Z")
> [@Spiderman](#): > > **Swampy** - the king of TMI; I wasn’t thinking you were talking about petrol when I saw your headline. :o Only when Mexican commestibles are involved do we get combustible. 😃 Pizza has been ingested. Beer is good. Bear is happy. ETA: First on Five! ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2014, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-carry-a-psycho-cat-when-youre-nekkid-in-the-mmp/699840/202 "2014-10-03T21:47:48Z")
I make an incredibly yummy pot roast, if I do say so myself. We’s stuffded, and there’s a bunch of veggies and a little bit of roast left. No, we didn’t eat tons of meat - it was a very small hunk o’chuck. I’m listening to my Chris Watkins’ CD right now. He posted that his second album will be on iTunes shortly, and I saw the play list - YAY! [This](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dn4FNwMEBWc)isn’t one of the actual performances I saw, but it was on a Princess cruise and I saw him do this number at least 3 times. It was amazing!!! ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2014, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-carry-a-psycho-cat-when-youre-nekkid-in-the-mmp/699840/203 "2014-10-03T22:00:29Z")
> [@Sahirrnee](#): > > **Rosie** had a blurf > > I have a grumph, I think I may need anger management classes. Oh yeah? I have the Fan-Tods, and my back hurts. :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2014, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-carry-a-psycho-cat-when-youre-nekkid-in-the-mmp/699840/204 "2014-10-03T22:03:31Z")
> [@Morgyn](#): > > Really? I’ve seen some lovely balloons sailing by. Taking a ride in one is on my bucket list. You launch from the Pottstown airport? When I don’t take the pills, I see baboons sailing by, but the are not lovely. I do not thing that I would like to take a ride on one. :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![purplehorseshoe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/purplehorseshoe/32/2996_2.png) [@purplehorseshoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purplehorseshoe)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2014, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-carry-a-psycho-cat-when-youre-nekkid-in-the-mmp/699840/205 "2014-10-03T22:25:03Z")
Goin’ campin’ and fishin’ again this weekend. Suncreen WILL be involved. Been enjoying these weekends so much, that I changed my password at work to gonefishing I can trust y’all, right? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Sahirrnee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sahirrnee/32/13937_2.png) [@Sahirrnee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sahirrnee)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2014, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-carry-a-psycho-cat-when-youre-nekkid-in-the-mmp/699840/206 "2014-10-03T22:27:18Z")
Ok What’s a fan-tod? (and I know I am going to be sorry I asked) My back hurts a lot too. Too much to do and not enough energy to do it ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2014, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-carry-a-psycho-cat-when-youre-nekkid-in-the-mmp/699840/207 "2014-10-03T22:42:07Z")
[Fantods](http://www.thefreedictionary.com/fantods) Sounds like the perfect description of **flytrap** to me! 😛 ::Runs off to Shoe’s irksite to post highly inappropriate content to all her co-irkers.:: Don’t tell her! ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2014, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-carry-a-psycho-cat-when-youre-nekkid-in-the-mmp/699840/208 "2014-10-03T22:49:27Z")
> [@Sahirrnee](#): > > Ok What’s a fan-tod? (and I know I am going to be sorry I asked) A state of exhaustion, usually due to heat, where one sits on the porch and hopelessly fans oneself. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2014, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-carry-a-psycho-cat-when-youre-nekkid-in-the-mmp/699840/209 "2014-10-03T22:50:50Z")
> [@purplehorseshoe](#): > > I can trust y’all, right? 😃 Of course! Say, what kind of credit cards do you have? This forum requires that you wait 60 seconds between posts. Please try again in 8 seconds. ---
**Author:** ![Sahirrnee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sahirrnee/32/13937_2.png) [@Sahirrnee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sahirrnee)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2014, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-carry-a-psycho-cat-when-youre-nekkid-in-the-mmp/699840/210 "2014-10-03T23:00:09Z")
> [@carnivorousplant](#): > > A state of exhaustion, usually due to heat, where one sits on the porch and hopelessly fans oneself. It’s in the low 70s here so no fan-tod. However I do have heat rash right now. ---
**Author:** ![purplehorseshoe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/purplehorseshoe/32/2996_2.png) [@purplehorseshoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purplehorseshoe)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2014, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-carry-a-psycho-cat-when-youre-nekkid-in-the-mmp/699840/211 "2014-10-03T23:01:47Z")
How’d you get heat rash with those kinds of temps? ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2014, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-carry-a-psycho-cat-when-youre-nekkid-in-the-mmp/699840/212 "2014-10-03T23:14:50Z")
Ok, this has given me a large case of the giggles. So there’s a “gas war” goin’ on in da hood right now. The lower prices are around 65 cents lower than the goin’ price for gas in these parts. This would mean that if one had a twenty gallon gas tank absolutely empty, one would save thirteen dollars on a tank of gas. On the local news a little while ago it was reported that… “A Leesburg resident tells us that she’s excited about the lower prices and plans to buy a new outfit with her savings.” Well, gosh darn! I reckon she went on down the road to the Dollar General and bought her one of them extra special fancy designer outfits then! 😃 > [@purplehorseshoe](#): > > How’d you get heat rash with those kinds of temps? **Sari** is very creative like that. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2014, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-carry-a-psycho-cat-when-youre-nekkid-in-the-mmp/699840/213 "2014-10-03T23:26:42Z")
> [@purplehorseshoe](#): > > How’d you get heat rash with those kinds of temps? Perhaps she acquired it when the temperature was more hot, and it hasn’t gone away yet. ---
**Author:** ![Sahirrnee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sahirrnee/32/13937_2.png) [@Sahirrnee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sahirrnee)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2014, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-carry-a-psycho-cat-when-youre-nekkid-in-the-mmp/699840/214 "2014-10-03T23:37:08Z")
I don’t wear a bra to bed it gets hot under there. ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2014, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-carry-a-psycho-cat-when-youre-nekkid-in-the-mmp/699840/215 "2014-10-03T23:39:50Z")
> [@Sahirrnee](#): > > I don’t wear a bra to bed > it gets hot under there. And the winner of this week’s most TMI post is… 😃 It’s Firday and everybody should get the giggles. Nuttin’ is better for the giggles than a good ol’ fashioned [fart video!](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gEhCzKJ3IXI) ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2014, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-carry-a-psycho-cat-when-youre-nekkid-in-the-mmp/699840/216 "2014-10-04T00:09:34Z")
Just FYI, DQ now has a pumpkin pie blizzard and it’s very yummerrific! Just in case you were wondering… I’m gonna go knit now. _ **MWAH!** _ ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2014, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-carry-a-psycho-cat-when-youre-nekkid-in-the-mmp/699840/217 "2014-10-04T00:20:33Z")
Actually the DQ Apple Pie Blizzard is far superior. Just sayin’… And on that note I am bein’ told, _told_, mind you, I should come and lie upon the bed. My virtue may be in peril. 😉 Nitey Nite Y’all! ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2014, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-carry-a-psycho-cat-when-youre-nekkid-in-the-mmp/699840/218 "2014-10-04T00:34:59Z")
> [@Sahirrnee](#): > > I don’t wear a bra to bed > it gets hot under there. Of course not. Have you been drinking? :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2014, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-carry-a-psycho-cat-when-youre-nekkid-in-the-mmp/699840/219 "2014-10-04T00:36:00Z")
> [@swampbear](#): > > My virtue may be in peril. 😉 I doubt that. :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2014, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-carry-a-psycho-cat-when-youre-nekkid-in-the-mmp/699840/220 "2014-10-04T01:15:40Z")
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