# Don't drive like Satan if you have Christian bumper stickers

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**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [June 21, 2009, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-drive-like-satan-if-you-have-christian-bumper-stickers/500513 "2009-06-21T22:21:54Z")\
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**Author:** ![anya\_marie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ebca7d/32.png) [@anya\_marie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anya_marie)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2009, 7:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-drive-like-satan-if-you-have-christian-bumper-stickers/500513/61 "2009-06-29T07:16:48Z")

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I remember some christians as crap drivers for egregiously stupid driving. I also had a run-in with some yuppie bitch with a magnetic sign on her sedan who also expected me to violate the laws of physics: IE cars and big trucks cannot stop on a dime; big heavy trucks cannot always manage to share the road.

I suppose it’s because of those stickers that I remember them, just like if i saw an unusual paint job or something you don’t see much, like a cleaning van decked out bumper to bumper with fake flowers.

I know that i do not always have right of way, so why SHOULD i recklessly fling myself into oncoming traffic because some dumb bitch can’t prioritize and leave earlier?

So i will stop and wait, because I ASSUME that you do not see me AND ALSO I’m not in a hurry to be hit by a car just to save 5 seconds for some reckless clown.

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