# Don't Even Ask. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 17, 2006, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-even-ask/369150 "2006-08-17T22:39:30Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 8\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![IvoryTowerDenizen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ivorytowerdenizen/32/17937_2.png) [@IvoryTowerDenizen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IvoryTowerDenizen)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2006, 1:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-even-ask/369150/21 "2006-08-18T13:58:41Z")
… are the three things that cause fatal nose warts in Penguins. Good night. ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2006, 2:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-even-ask/369150/22 "2006-08-18T14:00:21Z")
[QUOTE=Mindfield] Wow. Bloom County’s been one of my all-time faves and I didn’t even remember that one. [/QUOTE] That’s because you’re looking at a page of strips that didn’t make it into any of the books. The site has majorly crappy design, but there’s a lot of gold material on there if you’re willing to search for it. **Uhhh…Godzilla was clearly a Romanesque metaphor for something and Tokyo was stepped on a great deal…** ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2006, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-even-ask/369150/23 "2006-08-18T14:16:40Z")
[QUOTE=Hal Briston] **Watch it! Grab that bazooka! Pull the platypus out of the pistachios! Mick Jagger! Let go of Elizabeth Dole’s olive!** [/QUOTE] Quit bitin’ my style. ---
**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2006, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-even-ask/369150/24 "2006-08-18T14:36:59Z")
[QUOTE=Pixisis] Penguin Lust ! [/QUOTE] Sounds like someone has been doing penguin dust. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2006, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-even-ask/369150/25 "2006-08-18T14:44:23Z")
So where’s the sheep? Like you weren’t thinking it. ---
**Author:** ![Pixisis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f17d59/32.png) [@Pixisis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pixisis)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2006, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-even-ask/369150/26 "2006-08-18T15:37:17Z")
I could really go for a “private moment of wild abandon” about now … ---
**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2006, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-even-ask/369150/27 "2006-08-18T18:01:01Z")
[QUOTE=Annie-Xmas] So where’s the sheep? Like you weren’t thinking it. [/QUOTE] I was thinking it. Way back in post 16. ---
**Author:** ![Suburban\_Plankton](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/suburban_plankton/32/219_2.png) [@Suburban\_Plankton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Suburban_Plankton)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2006, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-even-ask/369150/28 "2006-08-19T01:58:19Z")
Devil Bunnies! I snort the nose, Lucifer, Banana, BANANA! I’ll stop now, before this gets moved to Th e Pit. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-even-ask/369150.md?page=1)