# Don't forget to wash your grapes ...

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-forget-to-wash-your-grapes/721661>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [June 4, 2015, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-forget-to-wash-your-grapes/721661 "2015-06-04T20:51:16Z")\
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**Author:** ![Mr\_Quatro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/bc8723/32.png) [@Mr\_Quatro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr_Quatro)\
**Post date:** [June 4, 2015, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-forget-to-wash-your-grapes/721661/1 "2015-06-04T20:51:16Z")

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[http://www.foxnews.com/health/2015/05/27/21-year-old-bitten-by-black-widow-hiding-in-her-grapes/?intcmp=ob\_article\_footer\_text&intcmp=obnetwork](http://www.foxnews.com/health/2015/05/27/21-year-old-bitten-by-black-widow-hiding-in-her-grapes/?intcmp=ob_article_footer_text&intcmp=obnetwork)

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> A Vermont woman’s simple gesture—reaching into a bag of grapes—ended up landing her in the hospital.  
> That’s because a black widow spider was lurking inside the bag, per the 21-year-old’s mother; the mother  
> says the spider made its way up her daughter’s arm and bit her.

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**Author:** ![ZipperJJ](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zipperjj/32/211_2.png) [@ZipperJJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ZipperJJ)\
**Post date:** [June 4, 2015, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-forget-to-wash-your-grapes/721661/2 "2015-06-04T21:01:05Z")

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Oh man, I read about something similar last year and maybe even the year before! So I TOTALLY wash the heck out of my grapes every time now.

Eeeeeek!!

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [June 5, 2015, 11:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-forget-to-wash-your-grapes/721661/3 "2015-06-05T11:54:26Z")

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Hope this discourages all the people who engage in supermarket pilfering. It’s because of them, not spiders, that I already thoroughly wash my grapes.

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**Author:** ![Joey\_P](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/919ad9/32.png) [@Joey\_P](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joey_P)\
**Post date:** [June 5, 2015, 11:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-forget-to-wash-your-grapes/721661/4 "2015-06-05T11:59:36Z")

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> [@panache45](#):
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> Hope this discourages all the people who engage in supermarket pilfering. It’s because of them, not spiders, that I already thoroughly wash my grapes.

If you want a reason to wash grapes, work in a produce store. After spending an hour packaging them your hands smell like matches (from the sulfur).

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**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\
**Post date:** [June 5, 2015, 1:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-forget-to-wash-your-grapes/721661/5 "2015-06-05T13:01:07Z")

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Oh nooooo… you have expanded my spider phobia to the produce aisle. ☹

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**Author:** ![Joey\_P](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/919ad9/32.png) [@Joey\_P](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joey_P)\
**Post date:** [June 5, 2015, 2:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-forget-to-wash-your-grapes/721661/6 "2015-06-05T14:03:32Z")

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> [@CheshireKat](#):
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> Oh nooooo… you have expanded my spider phobia to the produce aisle. ☹

Produce store…bananas…weird tropical bugs/spiders coming out of the boxes.  
I haven’t seen it happen in years (maybe it has to do with them being gassed locally, dunno), but it used to be pretty common to open a box of bananas and have _something_ crawl out of it.

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**Author:** ![Grrr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grrr/32/146_2.png) [@Grrr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grrr)\
**Post date:** [June 5, 2015, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-forget-to-wash-your-grapes/721661/7 "2015-06-05T14:17:33Z")

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> [@panache45](#):
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> Hope this discourages all the people who engage in supermarket pilfering. It’s because of them, not spiders, that I already thoroughly wash my grapes.

Hey, let’s not start another [Grape War.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=720286)

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**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\
**Post date:** [June 5, 2015, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-forget-to-wash-your-grapes/721661/8 "2015-06-05T16:44:44Z")

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I never wash my grapes. Who cares if the black widow that bites me is clean or not?

Regards,  
Shodan

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**Author:** ![Gothic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/839c29/32.png) [@Gothic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gothic)\
**Post date:** [June 5, 2015, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-forget-to-wash-your-grapes/721661/9 "2015-06-05T16:51:07Z")

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This is why I always pay up for shucked corn.

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**Author:** ![Wile\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)\
**Post date:** [June 5, 2015, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-forget-to-wash-your-grapes/721661/10 "2015-06-05T16:58:19Z")

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Wash? I think I will be using a flamethrower now.

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**Author:** ![Snooooopy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ee7513/32.png) [@Snooooopy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snooooopy)\
**Post date:** [June 5, 2015, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-forget-to-wash-your-grapes/721661/11 "2015-06-05T17:28:44Z")

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But if I wash my grapes, that’ll mess up the subtle interplay of flavors arising from the pesticides that the connoisseurs at Monsanto and/or Archer Daniels Midland spent all day slaving over a hot beaker formulating for me. Although I have gotten to the point in my life where creating my own recipes has become interesting. Maybe I should wash my grapes so I can turn right around and dunk them in my own special pesticide mix. They might not taste as good, but I’m sure I’ll improve given some time.
