# Dont get mad at the bathroom remodeler

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-get-mad-at-the-bathroom-remodeler/717110>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [April 8, 2015, 11:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-get-mad-at-the-bathroom-remodeler/717110 "2015-04-08T11:53:21Z")\
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**Author:** ![Urbanredneck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/ea5d25/32.png) [@Urbanredneck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Urbanredneck)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2015, 11:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-get-mad-at-the-bathroom-remodeler/717110/1 "2015-04-08T11:53:21Z")

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…For the lack of paper towels.

For our restroom “upgrade” they have had me remove the paper towel dispensers and now I have to put in electric hand dryers. Yes, I hate them to. They dont get your hands dry plus I like a towel to wipe the excess dirt off that I could not wash off my hands.

But they think they will save a buck.

Not to mention its going to be a pain to run power to them.

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**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2015, 11:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-get-mad-at-the-bathroom-remodeler/717110/2 "2015-04-08T11:55:52Z")

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n/m

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**Author:** ![Folacin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/folacin/32/3195_2.png) [@Folacin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Folacin)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2015, 12:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-get-mad-at-the-bathroom-remodeler/717110/3 "2015-04-08T12:51:54Z")

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So it’s your fault!

Yeah, they did that at my work also. In fairness, the dryers work fine - lots of heat and air, probably almost as fast as grabbing some paper towels.

They of course only installed one though, so people have to queue up to dry their hands. And I’ve got to wonder if the decibels that thing puts out violate some OSHA standard.

On the plus side, you know if someone didn’t wash their hands, since you can hear the dryer on the entire floor.

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**Author:** ![Doug\_K](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b5ac83/32.png) [@Doug\_K](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doug_K)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2015, 12:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-get-mad-at-the-bathroom-remodeler/717110/4 "2015-04-08T12:54:06Z")

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Will you be responsible for refilling them when the bacon runs out?

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**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2015, 12:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-get-mad-at-the-bathroom-remodeler/717110/5 "2015-04-08T12:55:50Z")

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Also, if you’d like to wash your face, (a) most electric hand dryers can’t be aimed up at the face, and (b) those that can, usually blow your hair every which way if you use them to dry your face.

As far as cost is concerned, I don’t know which is cheaper, paper towels or electricity for the electric hand dryers, but they probably can clean the bathroom less often if paper towels aren’t accumulating on the floor. (ETA: And let’s face it, some of them will inevitably wind up on the floor.)

Also, it seems like once every couple of weeks, I see where someone has left a paper towel in the toilet in one of the bathrooms at work. Replacing paper towels with hand dryers obviously reduces the risk of clogged toilets from that sort of stupidity.

So I can understand why some places replace paper towels with electric hand dryers. I still don’t like it, though.

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**Author:** ![Musicat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/musicat/32/20189_2.png) [@Musicat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Musicat)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2015, 12:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-get-mad-at-the-bathroom-remodeler/717110/6 "2015-04-08T12:58:54Z")

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I know of at least two new public restrooms nearby that tried eliminating the paper towel dispenser, thinking they’d save on supplies and not have to empty a trash container. Didn’t work. The public made such a ruckus that they were reinstalled.

I hate those blow-dry hand dryers.

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**Author:** ![Sitnam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Sitnam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sitnam)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2015, 1:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-get-mad-at-the-bathroom-remodeler/717110/7 "2015-04-08T13:14:59Z")

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The Dyson Airblade dB is great and works like a charm.

I’d rather have paper towels than any other dryer.

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**Author:** ![Calatin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/439d5e/32.png) [@Calatin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Calatin)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2015, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-get-mad-at-the-bathroom-remodeler/717110/8 "2015-04-08T14:38:53Z")

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I prefer paper towels as well, but we have someone in our office who insists on overstocking the dispenser, to where they are in there so tight, it’s a Herculean effort to remove a single towel.

Every time I wash my hands, I feel like I’m Arthur, attempting to remove Excalibur from the stone.

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**Author:** ![Living\_Well\_Is\_Best\_Revenge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/6bbea6/32.png) [@Living\_Well\_Is\_Best\_Revenge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Living_Well_Is_Best_Revenge)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2015, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-get-mad-at-the-bathroom-remodeler/717110/9 "2015-04-08T15:02:02Z")

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What a riveting pit thread.

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**Author:** ![Anne\_Neville](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Anne\_Neville](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anne_Neville)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2015, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-get-mad-at-the-bathroom-remodeler/717110/10 "2015-04-08T15:07:28Z")

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Don’t shoot me, I’m only the bathroom remodeler?

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**Author:** ![Frank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Frank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frank)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2015, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-get-mad-at-the-bathroom-remodeler/717110/11 "2015-04-08T15:10:05Z")

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> [@Folacin](#):
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> On the plus side, you know if someone didn’t wash their hands, since you can hear the dryer on the entire floor.

I dry my hands on my pants, which is what I have to do after using one of those air dryers anyway.

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**Author:** ![WOOKINPANUB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wookinpanub/32/132_2.png) [@WOOKINPANUB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WOOKINPANUB)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2015, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-get-mad-at-the-bathroom-remodeler/717110/12 "2015-04-08T15:11:20Z")

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I worked for several years at the corporate headquarters of a television shopping network that shall go unnamed. Grown, supposedly professional women could not be counted on to deposit their used paper towels in the trash receptacle so when our building had a massive remodel it was decided to install these turbo charged atomic hand dryers. I had the misfortune to sit in close proximity to the restroom and I might as well have had my cubicle in the middle of LAX airside B. Grrrrrrrrrr:mad:

I never once, however, considered blaming the bathroom remodeler. It even crossed my mind to offer him sexual favors if he would disable the dryer.

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**Author:** ![Doug\_K](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b5ac83/32.png) [@Doug\_K](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doug_K)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2015, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-get-mad-at-the-bathroom-remodeler/717110/13 "2015-04-08T15:11:54Z")

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> [@Calatin](#):
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> I prefer paper towels as well, but we have someone in our office who insists on overstocking the dispenser, to where they are in there so tight, it’s a Herculean effort to remove a single towel.
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> Every time I wash my hands, I feel like I’m Arthur, attempting to remove Excalibur from the stone.

Now I’m picturing the Lady of the Lake’s arm rising out of the water holding a soggy paper towel.

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**Author:** ![Turek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/turek/32/18782_2.png) [@Turek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Turek)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2015, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-get-mad-at-the-bathroom-remodeler/717110/14 "2015-04-08T15:21:23Z")

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> [@Doug\_K](#):
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> Now I’m picturing the Lady of the Lake’s arm rising out of the water holding a soggy paper towel.

Look, strange women lying in ponds distributing hand towels is no basis for a system of government!

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**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2015, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-get-mad-at-the-bathroom-remodeler/717110/15 "2015-04-08T15:34:46Z")

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A plumber I know did a business bathroom remodel and ended up with a coin-op tampon machine. He installed it in his home bathroom as a novelty item. Gets comments.

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**Author:** ![OttoDaFe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ottodafe/32/356_2.png) [@OttoDaFe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OttoDaFe)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2015, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-get-mad-at-the-bathroom-remodeler/717110/16 "2015-04-08T17:49:11Z")

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Biggest qualm I have about air dryers — or more specifically, the absence of paper towels — has to do with opening the bathroom door (which is guaranteed to have a handle that must be grasped). I can’t guess the number of people who have gone directly from bowel movement to the selfsame door handle I have to manipulate, but I’m pretty certain it’s greater than zero.

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**Author:** ![ElvisL1ves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5daacb/32.png) [@ElvisL1ves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElvisL1ves)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2015, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-get-mad-at-the-bathroom-remodeler/717110/17 "2015-04-08T18:19:22Z")

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Why the \*hell \*can’t you get a urinal for a home bathroom? You can get a bidet, even though nobody uses them. But a simple goddam urinal? Nope.

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**Author:** ![Tim\_T-Bonham.net](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/46a35a/32.png) [@Tim\_T-Bonham.net](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tim_T-Bonham.net)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2015, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-get-mad-at-the-bathroom-remodeler/717110/18 "2015-04-08T18:34:20Z")

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> [@ElvisL1ves](#):
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> Why the \*hell \*can’t you get a urinal for a home bathroom? You can get a bidet, even though nobody uses them. But a simple goddam urinal? Nope.

Any plumbing supply place sells them.

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**Author:** ![ElvisL1ves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5daacb/32.png) [@ElvisL1ves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElvisL1ves)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2015, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-get-mad-at-the-bathroom-remodeler/717110/19 "2015-04-08T18:47:59Z")

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But I wanna go to Home Depot! Waaahh!!

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**Author:** ![GaryM](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/garym/32/241_2.png) [@GaryM](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GaryM)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2015, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-get-mad-at-the-bathroom-remodeler/717110/20 "2015-04-08T19:09:45Z")

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> [@ElvisL1ves](#):
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> You can get a bidet, even though nobody uses them.

Hey, speak for yourself. I have one and use it all the time. OK, not really all the time, but several times a day. I love the nice clean feeling. 😃

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