# Don't hate me because I... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 3, 2007, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-hate-me-because-i/394445 "2007-03-03T18:53:46Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2007, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-hate-me-because-i/394445/41 "2007-03-04T20:29:37Z")
…because… I live in Og’s country. I’ve never had an argument with my present spouse of 14 years. I’ve always managed to land on my feet financially/jobwise. I am completely debt free. I can fix most things that go wrong with a house. ---
**Author:** ![Madd\_Maxx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Madd\_Maxx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Madd_Maxx)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2007, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-hate-me-because-i/394445/42 "2007-03-04T23:53:45Z")
Don’t hate me because I typed this post with my penis. ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2007, 12:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-hate-me-because-i/394445/43 "2007-03-05T00:21:14Z")
[QUOTE=Madd Maxx] Don’t hate me because I typed this post with my penis. [/QUOTE] One-fingered typist, eh? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Rysto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ecccb3/32.png) [@Rysto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysto)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2007, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-hate-me-because-i/394445/44 "2007-03-05T00:23:50Z")
I’m going to graduate debt-free, having paid the lion’s share of tuition and board myself(this is due to my university’s unique Co-op program more than anything else). ---
**Author:** ![ZipperJJ](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zipperjj/32/211_2.png) [@ZipperJJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ZipperJJ)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2007, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-hate-me-because-i/394445/45 "2007-03-05T02:34:34Z")
Don’t hate me because I work at home, in my pajamas, every day, for my own business. No one can outsource me. I’ve never had a hangover either but that’s because I have a system that involves plenty of water. I hate all of you who are doing really well financially. I’ll get into your exclusive club someday! _shakes fist_ ---
**Author:** ![Jayn\_Newell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Jayn\_Newell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jayn_Newell)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2007, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-hate-me-because-i/394445/46 "2007-03-05T02:55:09Z")
[QUOTE=OpalCat] …am 35 and have never had a hangover. And no, it’s not because I don’t drink. I just…don’t get hangovers. [/QUOTE] I’d say I hate you, but, uh…\* Don’t hate me because I’m naturally about a size 1. \*has been (very badly) hung over twice and drunk once ---
**Author:** ![Arien](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Arien](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arien)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2007, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-hate-me-because-i/394445/47 "2007-03-05T03:41:34Z")
This is only applicable to women, but don’t hate me because I don’t suffer from PMS or get cramps. Apparently those really hurt a lot. The most I get is a mild discomfort that goes away after the first day. ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2007, 4:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-hate-me-because-i/394445/48 "2007-03-05T04:46:29Z")
Don’t hate me because I’m better than all of you. I can’t help it. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Silence\_of\_the\_clams](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Silence\_of\_the\_clams](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silence_of_the_clams)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2007, 9:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-hate-me-because-i/394445/49 "2007-03-05T09:31:05Z")
Don’t hate me because I took the last splash of coffee on this beatiful sunny monday morning 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Rigamarole](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/77aa72/32.png) [@Rigamarole](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rigamarole)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2007, 10:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-hate-me-because-i/394445/50 "2007-03-05T10:10:24Z")
[QUOTE=Mrs Johnson] 'cause I barely fit into size 00’s, eat what I want, work out when I feel like it… and I have curves and an ass that would make Vida Guerra jealous. (Wow… this sounds super-arrogant… :eek: ) [/QUOTE] Yes, yes it does. I’m afraid in order to redeem yourself, we’re going to need a cite missy. ---
**Author:** ![Nava](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/da6949/32.png) [@Nava](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nava)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2007, 10:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-hate-me-because-i/394445/51 "2007-03-05T10:17:43Z")
'cause I’m a morning person. I’ll now slink to the corner here, mkay? ---
**Author:** ![Rysdad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7cd45c/32.png) [@Rysdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysdad)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2007, 10:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-hate-me-because-i/394445/52 "2007-03-05T10:30:41Z")
Don’t hate me because I’ve never had a headache. Nope. Not ever. Not from a hangover, not from stress, not from the flu. Never. I don’t know why. [sub]…although the stock market is trying its best to give me one. :mad: [/sub] ---
**Author:** ![si\_blakely](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d9b06d/32.png) [@si\_blakely](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/si_blakely)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2007, 12:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-hate-me-because-i/394445/53 "2007-03-05T12:19:21Z")
**Don’t hate me because …** Hmmmm racks brain thinking of something to brag about Oh - I got nuthin’ Don’t hate me because … I’m fed up with myself today and it would pretty sad to have everyone else hating me too :smack: Si ---
**Author:** ![scareyfaerie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scareyfaerie/32/3135_2.png) [@scareyfaerie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scareyfaerie)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2007, 12:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-hate-me-because-i/394445/54 "2007-03-05T12:33:35Z")
Don’t hate me because…everybody else seems to, and it would be so nice to think that just one person might have the tiniest nice thought about me. ---
**Author:** ![rucciface](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ba9def/32.png) [@rucciface](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rucciface)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2007, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-hate-me-because-i/394445/55 "2007-03-05T20:24:18Z")
Don’t hate me because…I can make croissants and assorted danish from scratch. That’s all I got. ---
**Author:** ![Ellen\_Cherry](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ellen_cherry/32/3600_2.png) [@Ellen\_Cherry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ellen_Cherry)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2007, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-hate-me-because-i/394445/56 "2007-03-05T20:44:35Z")
Don’t hate me because… I’ve had four children and my stomach is still flat. ---
**Author:** ![cowgirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8c91f0/32.png) [@cowgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cowgirl)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2007, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-hate-me-because-i/394445/57 "2007-03-05T20:45:10Z")
I live in between two chocolate factories and my neighbourhood always smells like chocolate. Sometimes it also smells like cookies when the wind is right. ---
**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2007, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-hate-me-because-i/394445/58 "2007-03-05T21:40:09Z")
[QUOTE=rucciface] Don’t hate me because…I can make croissants and assorted danish from scratch. That’s all I got. [/QUOTE] I’d love a good croissant recipe if you feel like sharing… ---
**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2007, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-hate-me-because-i/394445/59 "2007-03-05T21:57:16Z")
[QUOTE=Mrs Johnson] 'cause I barely fit into size 00’s, eat what I want, work out when I feel like it… and I have curves and an ass that would make Vida Guerra jealous. (Wow… this sounds super-arrogant… :eek: ) I don’t chow down on cheeseburgers and biscuits & gravy often, but if I want a brownie and ice cream now and then, I’m not going to feel the least bit guilty about eating it. [/QUOTE] How short does one have to be to fit into size 00’s? I’m not envious by any measure, because, in order for me to look normal at your clothing size, I’d have to shrink by at least half a foot. Don’t hate me because I have become the research monkey mind reader. In the museum library I volunteer in, if we have a book on the topic you’re interested in, I’m likely to be able to tell you whether we have it or not via a quick scan of the stacks (or a little memory recall) based on things like “uhm, there’s this chest I saw one time at the flea market…” and “there’s this artist that does a lot of [insert subject here that’s ridiculously common]” with reasonably satisfactory results. Sometimes, however, there is no pleasing the customer, as there are no books in the library on such scintillating topics as 18th century Japanese clockwork and heavily documented Imperial Shinto rituals. (The latter one wouldn’t be common due to 1. lack of interest and 2. secrecy of certain rituals within the royal family. I may be wrong, but I doubt it. There is some documentation, however, on folk Shinto rituals.) ---
**Author:** ![Jaochai](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/2acd7d/32.png) [@Jaochai](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jaochai)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2007, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-hate-me-because-i/394445/60 "2007-03-05T22:11:59Z")
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