# Don't hate me because I...

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-hate-me-because-i/394445>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [March 3, 2007, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-hate-me-because-i/394445 "2007-03-03T18:53:46Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 4\
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**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2007, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-hate-me-because-i/394445/101 "2007-03-12T16:21:27Z")

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[QUOTE=Spiff]  
Some of the folks in this thread are ripe for a really big Karma Smackdown.  
[/QUOTE]  
How do you know that their present life isn’t a reward for taking a smackdown earlier? 🙂

Of course, if you believe in the cylindrical theory of time, where the far past wraps around and meets the far future, the earlier smackdown may also be the later one…

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**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2007, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-hate-me-because-i/394445/102 "2007-03-12T16:52:19Z")

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This has all happened before, and it will all happen again.

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**Author:** ![Full\_Metal\_Lotus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/df705f/32.png) [@Full\_Metal\_Lotus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Full_Metal_Lotus)\
**Post date:** [March 13, 2007, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-hate-me-because-i/394445/103 "2007-03-13T01:13:07Z")

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Don’t hate me because…  
I typed this post with YOUR penis… on a Blackberry…

Regards  
FML

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**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\
**Post date:** [March 13, 2007, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-hate-me-because-i/394445/104 "2007-03-13T17:47:10Z")

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[QUOTE=Full Metal Lotus]  
\<snip\>I typed this post with YOUR penis… on a Blackberry…  
\<snip\>  
[/QUOTE]

That’s what they all say.

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