# Don't let the door hit you in the ass

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-let-the-door-hit-you-in-the-ass/5908>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [April 13, 2000, 7:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-let-the-door-hit-you-in-the-ass/5908 "2000-04-13T07:00:00Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 8\
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**Author:** ![techchick68](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ea5d25/32.png) [@techchick68](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/techchick68)\
**Post date:** [April 14, 2000, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-let-the-door-hit-you-in-the-ass/5908/21 "2000-04-14T01:03:00Z")

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I haven’t read through all the posts yet, and no, Kelli is not part of this…I dig her and frequently chat with her…

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**Author:** ![techchick68](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ea5d25/32.png) [@techchick68](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/techchick68)\
**Post date:** [April 14, 2000, 1:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-let-the-door-hit-you-in-the-ass/5908/22 "2000-04-14T01:11:00Z")

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Here’s my bitch.

There seems to be a lot of “Ed” haters on the boards. Anytime he opens up about things that relate to do with the boards, people get all pissy and think he is “Little Hitler”.

I for one don’t think that way.

I realize there will be people that are “fed up” that they need to take a break from the boards and that’s fine. I have considered a “break” for a week myself.

Again, this has nothing to do with Kelli, so don’t bring her into this…that was not my intention. I enjoy her posts and chatting with her in the chat room.

I do see that there are several people that have been long time members but rarely post, yet when Ed brings up something relating to the boards they come out of the woodwork and flame him.

I does bug me that they have little to contribute to make this a fun place but the moment something happens they come in like a pack of wolves and attack.

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**Author:** ![techchick68](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ea5d25/32.png) [@techchick68](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/techchick68)\
**Post date:** [April 14, 2000, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-let-the-door-hit-you-in-the-ass/5908/23 "2000-04-14T01:13:00Z")

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\< still hasn’t found an editor for my posts \>

Requirements:

Know what I am thinking  
Know what I want to say  
Fix my typos  
Fix it when I change my mind and rephrase that  
Have a spell checker  
Be a beer drinker  
Love me like I am your long lost love

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**Author:** ![techchick68](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ea5d25/32.png) [@techchick68](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/techchick68)\
**Post date:** [April 14, 2000, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-let-the-door-hit-you-in-the-ass/5908/24 "2000-04-14T01:20:00Z")

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Oh and another thing.

I quit reading that Ed Zotti thread a long time ago. My rant had nothing to do with that thread.

It was based on another one…read around The Pit awhile, you will figure it out.

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**Author:** ![Lexicon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ac8455/32.png) [@Lexicon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lexicon)\
**Post date:** [April 14, 2000, 5:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-let-the-door-hit-you-in-the-ass/5908/25 "2000-04-14T05:23:00Z")

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I hear ya, chica.

If you don’t like it, then take off, eh.

Aint somthin’ fuckin’ stoppin’ you! Just go.  
I wish I was an admin for just awhile so I could ban some assholes that sorely need not just to be banned, but a good ol’ fashioned ass whoopin’.  
Damn!

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**Author:** ![ultress](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/7c8e57/32.png) [@ultress](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultress)\
**Post date:** [April 14, 2000, 11:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-let-the-door-hit-you-in-the-ass/5908/26 "2000-04-14T11:36:00Z")

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Quadell, you missed the point. Complaining is not the same as constant bitching and moaning. Everyone complains once in a while. But the same over and over and over again topics, the same bitching and moaning, definitely needs to stop. Who has the time or energy to waste on it.

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\*\* _Sigh_. So many men, so few who can afford me \*\* _Original by Wally_

_I’ve learned that if someone says something unkind about me, I must live so that no one will believe it._

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**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\
**Post date:** [April 14, 2000, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-let-the-door-hit-you-in-the-ass/5908/27 "2000-04-14T13:50:00Z")

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> [@](#):
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> Originally posted by **ultress** :
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> Everyone complains once in a while. But the same over and over and over again topics, the same bitching and moaning, definitely needs to stop. Who has the time or energy to waste on it.

I don’t, _which is why I don’t read those kind of posts or threads._

Esprix

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**Author:** ![CanadianSue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/71e660/32.png) [@CanadianSue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CanadianSue)\
**Post date:** [April 14, 2000, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-let-the-door-hit-you-in-the-ass/5908/28 "2000-04-14T15:41:00Z")

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Hey Tech… i’ll drink beer with you

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Give your children these two things: One is roots, the other, wings - Wally Wally He’s our Man

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