# Don't like info Krispy, then fuck off

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**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [March 1, 2001, 11:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-like-info-krispy-then-fuck-off/56363 "2001-03-01T11:22:34Z")\
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**Author:** ![Tymp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Tymp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tymp)\
**Post date:** [March 1, 2001, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-like-info-krispy-then-fuck-off/56363/21 "2001-03-01T22:10:24Z")

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> ((((Collounsbury, WildestBill, Krispy Original))))

I look. I look again. I stare. I squint and stare. I cover one eye, squint and stand on my head as I stare. No matter what, this doesn’t look right. These three names just can’t be grouped together like that. It’s unnatural.  
**inor** , search for posts from user Contestant #3 in order to get an idea of what has passed.

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**Author:** ![magdalene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/df788c/32.png) [@magdalene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/magdalene)\
**Post date:** [March 1, 2001, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-like-info-krispy-then-fuck-off/56363/22 "2001-03-01T22:19:50Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Gundy \*  
> Since then I’ve read several of the subsequent race threads and I’ve consistently found them interesting, if a little esoteric to my feeble little brain (I am, after all, just a girl ;)).

I know you are trying to be sarcastic, but even so, knock it off. The last thing we need is the idea that “I’m just a girl, I don’t understand your well-fashioned debates on important matters. I’ll just be over here giggling and putting myself down.”

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> Keep fighting the good fight, but always remember that some people think being ignorant is cool.

Sadly, some are willfully ignorant. But why should those of us who are not ignorant “tone down” in order to avoid offending the feebs?

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**Author:** ![mouthbreather](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a698b9/32.png) [@mouthbreather](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mouthbreather)\
**Post date:** [March 1, 2001, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-like-info-krispy-then-fuck-off/56363/23 "2001-03-01T22:31:28Z")

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> \*Originally posted by magdalene \*  
> …“I’m just a girl, I don’t understand your well-fashioned debates on important matters. I’ll just be over here giggling and putting myself down.” …  
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Make me some dinner while you’re at it. 😉

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**Author:** ![Wildest\_Bill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Wildest\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wildest_Bill)\
**Post date:** [March 1, 2001, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-like-info-krispy-then-fuck-off/56363/24 "2001-03-01T22:32:44Z")

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Originally posted by Collounsbury

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> my reaction was based on your idiotic comparison between the contemptible Wild Buttfuck

Hey, you stay away from my butt? Only crap come out of it same with your mouth.

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> Because WB is a contemptible fucking moron --as self presented-- of such staggering proportions as to almost defy imagination.

Good, I stive to defy your imagination.

[quoteWith some notable exceptions WB’s behavior could be characterized as moronic by even a low grade idiot.[/quote]

So other than the low grade idiot material that you are referring to, are you saying the other stuff is good? Hmmm?

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> Then, and this is just a _modest_ little suggestion whose obviousness is perhaps deceptive: **don’t fucking read the motherfucking thread** you fucking moron.

Same thing applies to my post. If they rile you up so much, why don’t just not read em? Does smartboy lack common sense? Hmmm?

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> Here’s a little example of why I think you’re a fucking idiot: insofar as it strikes me that I am utterly incapable of controlling other posters’ reading and posting habits,

That’s no lie dude you can’t even control yours.

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unless I am somehow **forcing** you to read race threads and god forbid perhaps the odd article or two, I don’t see what the fuck you problem is, other than some serious issues in re self-esteem. Which of course means I shouldn’t berate you,

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> but I’m afraid I’m terribly intolerant and something of a bastard.

Hey, are we forcing you to read ours? What a flake. Oh I am sorry you said you were a bastard or did you say sort of a bastard. Are you kinda like a Freddy Kruger or something?

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> A flaw I have to work on.

Yes you do. But it is tolerance is something that make me and KO put up with someone like you. (kinda stoled that from Ferris Beuller)

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> (Buckfuck Bill, you contemptible piece of slime, if you find intellect to be so challenging --as you clearly do-- then perhaps you’ll do us a favor and fuck off.)

I don’t intellect to be challenging. I just find people like you to be annoying. Especially when you say you are so intellectual and you can not make through a post without using jr high school profanity like a drunk sailor. But that probably came from your messed up breeding you being a bastard and all.

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**Author:** ![Gundy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b782af/32.png) [@Gundy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gundy)\
**Post date:** [March 1, 2001, 10:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-like-info-krispy-then-fuck-off/56363/25 "2001-03-01T22:33:09Z")

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> > \*Originally posted by magdalene \*  
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> > > \*Originally posted by Gundy \*  
> > > Since then I’ve read several of the subsequent race threads and I’ve consistently found them interesting, if a little esoteric to my feeble little brain (I am, after all, just a girl ;)).
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> > I know you are trying to be sarcastic, but even so, knock it off. The last thing we need is the idea that “I’m just a girl, I don’t understand your well-fashioned debates on important matters. I’ll just be over here giggling and putting myself down.”
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> Aw jeez. If I had thought anyone would take that seriously at all I wouldn’t have said it.
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> > Keep fighting the good fight, but always remember that some people think being ignorant is cool.
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> Sadly, some are willfully ignorant. But why should those of us who are not ignorant “tone down” in order to avoid offending the feebs? \*\*

I certainly don’t think anyone should try to cater to the knuckleheads. Just be prepared for the “BO-ring!” onslaught, is all.

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**Author:** ![Crusoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/49beb7/32.png) [@Crusoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crusoe)\
**Post date:** [March 1, 2001, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-like-info-krispy-then-fuck-off/56363/26 "2001-03-01T22:46:07Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Wildest Bill \*  
> **…you say you are so intellectual and you can not make through a post without using jr high school profanity like a drunk sailor. But that probably came from your messed up breeding you being a bastard and all.**

Can you spell i-r-o-n-y?

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**Author:** ![inor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/f475e1/32.png) [@inor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/inor)\
**Post date:** [March 1, 2001, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-like-info-krispy-then-fuck-off/56363/27 "2001-03-01T22:47:38Z")

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> I look. I look again. I stare. I squint and stare. I cover one eye, squint and stand on my head as I stare. No matter what, this doesn’t look right. These three names just can’t be grouped together like that. It’s unnatural.  
> inor, search for posts from user Contestant #3 in order to get an idea of what has passed.

I _know_ that. I standby what I said, but it was also kind of a _visual_ word painting, a study in contrast, if you will. k?  
A little seriousness in celebration of biodiversity, but also plenty of visual TIC…

Now laugh…(god, it’s hard to be an artist…)  
😉

(actually, that reaction was better than I’d dared hope to get…)

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**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\
**Post date:** [March 1, 2001, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-like-info-krispy-then-fuck-off/56363/28 "2001-03-01T22:49:48Z")

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Ah, Idiot boy, you have your own thread. Go away.

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> \*Originally posted by Wildest Bill \*
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> > With some notable exceptions WB’s behavior could be characterized as moronic by even a low grade idiot.
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> So other than the low grade idiot material that you are referring to, are you saying the other stuff is good? Hmmm?

I will confess, this was amusing. However, the answer is in the negative.

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> > Then, and this is just a _modest_ little suggestion whose obviousness is perhaps deceptive: **don’t fucking read the motherfucking thread** you fucking moron.
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> Same thing applies to my post. If they rile you up so much, why don’t just not read em? Does smartboy lack common sense? Hmmm?

Nope, I don’t read your threads. The thread about you has some fascination, rather like an autopsy or perhaps a carwreck. Entirely negative.

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> I don’t intellect to be challenging. I just find people like you to be annoying. Especially when you say you are so intellectual and you can not make through a post without using jr high school profanity like a drunk sailor. But that probably came from your messed up breeding you being a bastard and all.

Bill, my dear fellow. When trying to be insulting its best to try to think of what the target will actually find insulting. I don’t claim to be an intellectual, that’s fucknut’s claim, and as for profanity, well I’m a New Yorker and frankly we fucking use profanity when we fucking want to. I have not one single complex about it. My breeding, bastard or not, hardly enters into the issue.

So, Bill, my dear sub-moron, go away. This isn’t about you and your pathetic participation in your personal freakshow life.

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**Author:** ![Krispy\_Original](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ec9cab/32.png) [@Krispy\_Original](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Krispy_Original)\
**Post date:** [March 1, 2001, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-like-info-krispy-then-fuck-off/56363/29 "2001-03-01T22:50:21Z")

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Pretty weak that some of you have to go looking for 1 and 2 year old threads in order to try to “get the goods” on me. Can’t find anything more recent to slam me with?

Besides, so what that I like to discuss UFOs? All I’ve ever claimed is that I think that they _might_ be extraterrestrial in orgin. And I’ve had the gall to want to talk about the COMETA report. I’ve also quoted numerous scientists, military officers, and statesmen that happen to think that UFOs _might_ be extraterrstrial. So freakin’ what? Yeah, I argue with those that seem to dismiss them out of hand. Big deal. Understand the concept of devil’s advocate?

Why is this so offensive and scary to you?

I’ve never claimed to have seen a UFO, or an alien lifeform.

I challenge any of you to try to find where I have. Or where I’ve written that they _most definitely_ are real. You won’t find what you’re looking for because I havn’t made such claims.

But back to the topic at hand, yes, Collie IS being a jerk in how he refers to WB. Some of you think that if a member happens to post some educational information, that gives them a free pass to be an ass. I don’t understand that logic. I call that the PLD phenomena… Jerkish behavior is jerkish behavior plain and simple. Why should Collie get a free pass? Is there some kind of tally sheet being held that SDMB headquarters in which each educational post entitles you to 4 jerkish ad hominem attacks?

His response to me in that thread was jerkish and so is just about every other of his references to WB.

Why are you so blind?

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**Author:** ![minty\_green](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f6c823/32.png) [@minty\_green](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/minty_green)\
**Post date:** [March 1, 2001, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-like-info-krispy-then-fuck-off/56363/30 "2001-03-01T22:59:07Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Wildest Bill \*  
> I don’t intellect to be challenging.

At long last! A sig line! Just lemme know if you object or want attribution, Bill.

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**Author:** ![McMurphy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e19adc/32.png) [@McMurphy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/McMurphy)\
**Post date:** [March 1, 2001, 11:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-like-info-krispy-then-fuck-off/56363/31 "2001-03-01T23:07:17Z")

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Aww dammit minty, I was gonna call that 😉  
Anyway…  
Bill, I personally think you’re a pretty cool guy judging by your non GD posts but I think most people on this board would recognise “smart guy” as a compliment, not an insult.

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**Author:** ![Wildest\_Bill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Wildest\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wildest_Bill)\
**Post date:** [March 1, 2001, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-like-info-krispy-then-fuck-off/56363/32 "2001-03-01T23:09:15Z")

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Shoot Minty, I was cringing after I saw that(lots of people were coming office) and I didn’t get a good chance to proof read. I couldn’t believe collounsbury didn’t call me on that one and I thought I got away with it but nooooo you got me. But just don’t use my name as a source please.

Collounsbury, I will gladly go away but I seem to be getting referred to negatively on just about every post. So keep me out of it and I will stay out of it.

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**Author:** ![Krispy\_Original](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ec9cab/32.png) [@Krispy\_Original](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Krispy_Original)\
**Post date:** [March 1, 2001, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-like-info-krispy-then-fuck-off/56363/33 "2001-03-01T23:15:19Z")

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Hey Voice,

I’m OK with Wildest Bill too. In fact, trying to voice that opinion is what started this whole mess with Collie. I’m curious, what posesses Collie to want to slam WB so hard?

Anyone?

Hey Wildest Bill, don’t tell me that you tried to argue with Collie in some race thread…did you?

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**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\
**Post date:** [March 1, 2001, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-like-info-krispy-then-fuck-off/56363/34 "2001-03-01T23:16:05Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Krispy Original \*  
> But back to the topic at hand, yes, Collie IS being a jerk in how he refers to WB.

Yes, I am one mean jerk. Thank you KO fucknut, let’s move on.

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> Is there some kind of tally sheet being held that SDMB headquarters in which each educational post entitles you to 4 jerkish ad hominem attacks?

Oddly enough…

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> Why are you so blind?

Privileges of the elite. Yes we evil elites, being “smart” also blind the unwary with our strange and fascinating words.

Thank you all for tuning in.

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**Author:** ![SPOOFE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@SPOOFE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SPOOFE)\
**Post date:** [March 1, 2001, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-like-info-krispy-then-fuck-off/56363/35 "2001-03-01T23:16:56Z")

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> Pretty weak that some of you have to go looking for 1 and 2 year old threads in order to try to “get the goods” on me. Can’t find anything more recent to slam me with?

But there _isn’t_ anything new to slam you with, Krunchy ol’ bean. You’ve just got this constant, droning buzz that never changes. You’re like the “Small World Ride” of SDMB posters.

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> so what that I like to discuss UFOs? All I’ve ever claimed is that I think that they might be extraterrestrial in orgin. And I’ve had the gall to want to talk about the COMETA report… _etc. etc. etc._

Translation: “Wah wah wah… I’ve been so abused!”

I suggest you get the flying-fuck over it, Krunchy.

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> Why is this so offensive and scary to you?

I laughed, I cried, and when I read that line, I was laughing again. Think of it this way, Krunchy… did the Spice Girls offend or scare people? No. They annoyed people. You, Krunchy, (in addition to having the speaking capacity of a certain annoying Disneyland ride) are a Spice Girl.

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> I challenge any of you to try to find where I have. Or where I’ve written that they most definitely are real. You won’t find what you’re looking for because I havn’t made such claims.

Uh… WHO, precisely, brought up aliens or UFO’s in this thread? Not too damn many people. Why do you bring this up? Still trying to play the martyr?

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> Collie IS being a jerk in how he refers to WB.

Many disagree.

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> Some of you think that if a member happens to post some educational information, that gives them a free pass to be an ass.

Uh… right. Or maybe it’s just that the posters who routinely post educational information are the ones that rarely act like asses?

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> Why are you so blind?

God-effin’-damn, you’re just Mr. Sig-Line today, ain’tcha, pal?

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**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\
**Post date:** [March 1, 2001, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-like-info-krispy-then-fuck-off/56363/36 "2001-03-01T23:20:31Z")

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I sometimes wonder if WB is actually Dubya in disguise, trying to DEFEND ignorance…  
_sigh_

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**Author:** ![Krispy\_Original](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ec9cab/32.png) [@Krispy\_Original](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Krispy_Original)\
**Post date:** [March 1, 2001, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-like-info-krispy-then-fuck-off/56363/37 "2001-03-01T23:22:46Z")

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Spoofe,

Your responses are some of the weakest in this thread dude.

Try harder.

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**Author:** ![manhattan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/manhattan/32/7_2.png) [@manhattan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/manhattan)\
**Post date:** [March 1, 2001, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-like-info-krispy-then-fuck-off/56363/38 "2001-03-01T23:23:04Z")

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> \*Originally posted by SPOOFE Bo Diddly \*  
> \*\* You’re like the “Small World Ride” of SDMB posters.
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Aw, man. I know this is the Pit and all, but that’s just _mean_.

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**Author:** ![erislover](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/71e660/32.png) [@erislover](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/erislover)\
**Post date:** [March 1, 2001, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-like-info-krispy-then-fuck-off/56363/39 "2001-03-01T23:30:37Z")

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**Krispy**  
I don’t much like people calling other people drooling idiots. But I also must be prepared to understand: there are drooling idiots out there. My limited experience in WB’s threads lend me little evidence one way or the other, and so I decline from justifying or slashing **C**.

However, the thread you linked to was, not coincidentally I’m sure, a pit thread where such things are meant to be said. I also noticed that there was a significant amount of posters who also disagreed with your assessment of what this message board is all about. Such as, “and if the SDMB were designed as a vehicle for your entertainment, we might give a rat’s ass,” or “if you want a “refreshing break”, stop posting on an internet message board and have a friggin’ V8.”

**C** ’s remarks were a little harsh, and no doubt intended to be read at face value, I ain’t gonna disagree there. Their relative truth value is outside the scope of my involvement. I don’t think linking to pit threads is a good way to get a handle on how a poster actually is.

I have yet to find someone who consistently bugs the shit out of me to the extent I would need to say something like that here, but knowing full well that I have known people in my personal life that I would say something like that about, I must decline from bashing **C** back for it. I’ve only been here a few months. Anything can happen.

**Collounsbury**  
Wierd-ass arguments? 😃 Well, as long as there’s a big enough stick to renormalize them we’ll all be ok. At least I know that there are threads where I don’t let my irrationality get the better hold of me. No really. I swear, they’re out there. Just don’t talk about money, politics, morality, taxation, bestiality, pedophilia, or anything else slightly controversial that I could possibly take a stand on.

Ok, I’m not _THAT_ bad. 😉 But I’ll give you points on my strange sense of delivery, eh?

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**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\
**Post date:** [March 1, 2001, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-like-info-krispy-then-fuck-off/56363/40 "2001-03-01T23:30:46Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Krispy Original \*  
> \*\*Hey Voice,
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> I’m OK with Wildest Bill too. In fact, trying to voice that opinion is what started this whole mess with Collie. I’m curious, what posesses Collie to want to slam WB so hard?
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> Anyone?
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> Hey Wildest Bill, don’t tell me that you tried to argue with Collie in some race thread…did you?
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Idiot boy, I understand you are challenged when it comes to reading skills and above all logical trains of thought, but I explained my objection to our other dimwit above. To my knowledge I have never engaged, given it would be both pointless and a waste of time, WB in any discussion at all. As I have noted, the obssessions you have with \*\* race \*\* threads, **elites** , **“intellectuals”** and **IQ** are solely yours.

Now, the train wreck is over, let’s all go home.

(However, noting Manhattan has read this thread, I feel a desire to challenge him on his use, or non-use of coffee grounds in predicting trends etc. The disturbing silence on this issue suggests perhaps he’s ashamed of his methodology. I say come out with it man! Tea leaves, coffee grounds, all methods of equal validity.)

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