# Don't mess with this guy!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-mess-with-this-guy/122297>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [August 4, 2002, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-mess-with-this-guy/122297 "2002-08-04T15:05:34Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 10\
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**Author:** ![peasea](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/bc79bd/32.png) [@peasea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peasea)\
**Post date:** [August 4, 2002, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-mess-with-this-guy/122297/1 "2002-08-04T15:05:34Z")

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[This](http://www.cnn.com/2002/WORLD/americas/08/04/cougar.attack.ap/index.html) reminds me of that Bill Cosby story about killing a bear with his loose-leaf binder.

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**Author:** ![Forbin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5e9695/32.png) [@Forbin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Forbin)\
**Post date:** [August 4, 2002, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-mess-with-this-guy/122297/2 "2002-08-04T21:43:04Z")

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No s\*\*t!  
What a stud!

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**Author:** ![Improv\_Geek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/b3f665/32.png) [@Improv\_Geek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Improv_Geek)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2002, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-mess-with-this-guy/122297/3 "2002-08-05T02:39:02Z")

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I have a new idol.

Ronin

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**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2002, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-mess-with-this-guy/122297/4 "2002-08-05T03:08:09Z")

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Wow, that is tough! I bet if he had a roll of duct tape in his pocket at the time he wouldn’t have even needed the trip to the hospital.

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**Author:** ![Spavined\_Gelding](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/958977/32.png) [@Spavined\_Gelding](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spavined_Gelding)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2002, 3:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-mess-with-this-guy/122297/5 "2002-08-05T03:13:56Z")

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Thank God, he hadn’t been on a commercial flight recently.

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**Author:** ![d12](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/71c47a/32.png) [@d12](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/d12)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2002, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-mess-with-this-guy/122297/6 "2002-08-05T03:33:00Z")

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It’s only cause hes Canadain, you know?

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**Author:** ![Bedhead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/f07891/32.png) [@Bedhead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bedhead)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2002, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-mess-with-this-guy/122297/7 "2002-08-05T03:54:52Z")

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wow. I would have definitely just passed out at the sight of a 100 pound cat.

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**Author:** ![Sinshine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f04885/32.png) [@Sinshine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sinshine)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2002, 5:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-mess-with-this-guy/122297/8 "2002-08-05T05:30:19Z")

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I’m glad CNN mentioned the fact that cougar attacks **are** getting worse up in that area. I seem to recall that about a year ago someone in that area fought off a cougar who was attacking a guy on his bike.

I know where I’m going for my vacation this summer…

🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂

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**Author:** ![Tranquilis](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tranquilis/32/3639_2.png) [@Tranquilis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tranquilis)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2002, 1:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-mess-with-this-guy/122297/9 "2002-08-05T13:11:33Z")

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Fiesty old coot! They grow 'em _tough_, up north!

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**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2002, 1:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-mess-with-this-guy/122297/10 "2002-08-05T13:49:58Z")

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Does he get to keep the carcass? I think it’d be nice if he could have it made into a coat for that special someone in his life.

And to think I was bitching about gnats buzzin’ me while sitting out beside the pool on Saturday.
