# Don't point that thing at me.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-point-that-thing-at-me/139750>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [December 1, 2002, 7:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-point-that-thing-at-me/139750 "2002-12-01T07:19:08Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 2\
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**Author:** ![Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/qadgop_the_mercotan/32/83_2.png) [@Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Qadgop_the_Mercotan)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2002, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-point-that-thing-at-me/139750/41 "2002-12-05T03:33:56Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Tir Tinuviel \*  
> \*\*Well dammit, if I thought the “Hull” you meant was the one within travelling distance, I’d be slithering after you.  
> [sub]Purely in the interests of science of course![/sub]
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> But then it would depend on what sort of trail you were leaving…  
> 😃 \*\*

Nanlyë ainë, mánë ar meldë!  
or,  
You can dock with my trans-ship any day!

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**Author:** ![butter\_pie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/aca169/32.png) [@butter\_pie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/butter_pie)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2002, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-point-that-thing-at-me/139750/42 "2002-12-05T03:46:10Z")

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> \*Originally posted by apotheosis \*  
> \*\*You _do_ realize it’s statements like this one that make us lowly mortals worship the ground you walk on, right? \*\*

Heh.

You’re welcome.

\<gives **apotheosis** a kiss on the cheek\>

Just remember to stay away from the fatty ones, they aren’t even fit to feed to the dogs.

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