# Don't push me cos I'm close to the edge.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-push-me-cos-im-close-to-the-edge/630354>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [August 3, 2012, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-push-me-cos-im-close-to-the-edge/630354 "2012-08-03T22:51:54Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 10\
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**Author:** ![Lust4Life](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ecc23a/32.png) [@Lust4Life](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lust4Life)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2012, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-push-me-cos-im-close-to-the-edge/630354/1 "2012-08-03T22:51:54Z")

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Its like a jungle sometimes …

Makes me wonder how I keep from going under.

Don’t push me cos I’m close to the.edge.

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**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2012, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-push-me-cos-im-close-to-the-edge/630354/2 "2012-08-03T22:54:13Z")

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Huh huh, huh huh.

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**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2012, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-push-me-cos-im-close-to-the-edge/630354/3 "2012-08-03T23:02:11Z")

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That is a Pantera’s box you do not want to open.

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**Author:** ![manila](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e5b9ba/32.png) [@manila](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/manila)\
**Post date:** [August 4, 2012, 3:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-push-me-cos-im-close-to-the-edge/630354/4 "2012-08-04T03:37:37Z")

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If you’re not living close to the edge then you are taking up too much space on this mountain!

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**Author:** ![G0sp3l](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c68b51/32.png) [@G0sp3l](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/G0sp3l)\
**Post date:** [August 4, 2012, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-push-me-cos-im-close-to-the-edge/630354/5 "2012-08-04T04:03:51Z")

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and there’s broken glass everywhere

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**Author:** ![blondebear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blondebear/32/1022_2.png) [@blondebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blondebear)\
**Post date:** [August 4, 2012, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-push-me-cos-im-close-to-the-edge/630354/6 "2012-08-04T04:08:13Z")

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Not right away. Not right away.

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**Author:** ![Nzinga\_Seated](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b5ac83/32.png) [@Nzinga\_Seated](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nzinga_Seated)\
**Post date:** [August 4, 2012, 4:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-push-me-cos-im-close-to-the-edge/630354/7 "2012-08-04T04:22:22Z")

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> [@G0sp3l](#):
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> and there’s broken glass everywhere

And why would one urinate in this stairwell? It’s as if they aren’t at all concerned.

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**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\
**Post date:** [August 4, 2012, 5:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-push-me-cos-im-close-to-the-edge/630354/8 "2012-08-04T05:15:25Z")

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> [@Nzinga\_Seated](#):
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> And why would one urinate in this stairwell? It’s as if they aren’t at all concerned.

Well, where would you go if there were rats in the front room & roaches in the back?

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**Author:** ![G0sp3l](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c68b51/32.png) [@G0sp3l](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/G0sp3l)\
**Post date:** [August 4, 2012, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-push-me-cos-im-close-to-the-edge/630354/9 "2012-08-04T18:08:38Z")

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> [@Spiderman](#):
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> Well, where would you go if there were rats in the front room & roaches in the back?

Conveniently, there’s someone in the alley with a blunt (heh, heh) instrument. Maybe a baseball bat.

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**Author:** ![thelurkinghorror](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7c8e57/32.png) [@thelurkinghorror](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thelurkinghorror)\
**Post date:** [August 4, 2012, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-push-me-cos-im-close-to-the-edge/630354/10 "2012-08-04T21:38:33Z")

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One of the few songs that uses the word “sacroiliac.” Them baseball battéd junkies will break that.
