# Don't put a Ball Sack on your car! It looks stupid and makes you look like a Prick! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [August 30, 2005, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-put-a-ball-sack-on-your-car-it-looks-stupid-and-makes-you-look-like-a-prick/319341 "2005-08-30T22:30:02Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Phlosphr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c68b51/32.png) [@Phlosphr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Phlosphr)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2005, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-put-a-ball-sack-on-your-car-it-looks-stupid-and-makes-you-look-like-a-prick/319341/1 "2005-08-30T22:30:02Z")
I was driving around the other day and I pulled up behind a late model ford Mustang…it had a nice paint job, and I was admiring the chrome job it had. I glanced at the license plate (Kansas) it said [2TUF4U] and then at the trim around the license plate, it read “_Millionaire trainee_”. Then I made the unfortunate mistake of looking just below the license plate. There, hanging in all it’s sad, dumbass leisure was a big pair of [Car Balls](http://www.bullsballs.com/car/chevcballs01.jpg) . :smack: :wally :rolleyes: 😕 :smack: Fucking dumb if you ask me. ---
**Author:** ![friedo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8edcca/32.png) [@friedo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/friedo)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2005, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-put-a-ball-sack-on-your-car-it-looks-stupid-and-makes-you-look-like-a-prick/319341/2 "2005-08-30T22:36:31Z")
That is the funniest damn thing I’ve seen in ages. I am going to put a big nutsack on the back of the N train. ---
**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2005, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-put-a-ball-sack-on-your-car-it-looks-stupid-and-makes-you-look-like-a-prick/319341/3 "2005-08-30T22:39:10Z")
I disagree. I quite like that idea. Tells me in no uncertain terms what I’m dealing with. In fact, I think it should be required equipment for every dickhead behind the wheel, regardless of actual gender. ---
**Author:** ![Hakuna\_Matata](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a88e4f/32.png) [@Hakuna\_Matata](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hakuna_Matata)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2005, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-put-a-ball-sack-on-your-car-it-looks-stupid-and-makes-you-look-like-a-prick/319341/4 "2005-08-30T22:40:40Z")
> [@Phlosphr](#): > > There, hanging in all it’s sad, dumbass leisure was a big pair of [Car Balls](http://www.bullsballs.com/car/chevcballs01.jpg) . > > :smack: :wally :rolleyes: 😕 :smack: > > Fucking dumb if you ask me. we had a neighbor up the street who did this to both of his cars. I had to laugh everytime I saw him. He had them on for about 6 months—then they were gone. I figured he finally realized ‘why’ he wasn’t getting any dates! What a :wally ---
**Author:** ![DiosaBellissima](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a8b319/32.png) [@DiosaBellissima](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DiosaBellissima)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2005, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-put-a-ball-sack-on-your-car-it-looks-stupid-and-makes-you-look-like-a-prick/319341/5 "2005-08-30T23:04:22Z")
Whoa… :: wayne’s world wavy hands and music :: I was just driving home, getting off the freeway, when I noticed something hanging from the back of a truck. “Whoa…those, uh, sorta look like…nuts.” I thought there was no way that, that was correct— I guess I was wrong! ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2005, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-put-a-ball-sack-on-your-car-it-looks-stupid-and-makes-you-look-like-a-prick/319341/6 "2005-08-30T23:06:48Z")
> [@Phlosphr](#): > > I was driving around the other day and I pulled up behind a late model ford Mustang… At least those big boobs that you sometimes see on the front of Trackers protect the bumpers a bit. They should really just cut to the chase and tack nice shiny assholes on them, though. ---
**Author:** ![Loopydude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e56c9b/32.png) [@Loopydude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loopydude)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2005, 11:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-put-a-ball-sack-on-your-car-it-looks-stupid-and-makes-you-look-like-a-prick/319341/7 "2005-08-30T23:07:00Z")
I expect a lot of “feet” with stiletto heels hanging beneath the grills of so-called “chick cars” any day now. ---
**Author:** ![brownie55](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/f14d63/32.png) [@brownie55](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brownie55)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2005, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-put-a-ball-sack-on-your-car-it-looks-stupid-and-makes-you-look-like-a-prick/319341/8 "2005-08-30T23:12:14Z")
> [@Loopydude](#): > > I expect a lot of “feet” with stiletto heels hanging beneath the grills of so-called “chick cars” any day now. Like Boxters? ---
**Author:** ![astro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2005, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-put-a-ball-sack-on-your-car-it-looks-stupid-and-makes-you-look-like-a-prick/319341/9 "2005-08-30T23:12:35Z")
[More car balls](http://www.nutsfortrucks.com/) ---
**Author:** ![brownie55](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/f14d63/32.png) [@brownie55](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brownie55)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2005, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-put-a-ball-sack-on-your-car-it-looks-stupid-and-makes-you-look-like-a-prick/319341/10 "2005-08-30T23:13:47Z")
> [@brownie55](#): > > Like Boxters? I mean [Boxters?](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=316108&highlight=boxter) ---
**Author:** ![brownie55](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/f14d63/32.png) [@brownie55](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brownie55)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2005, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-put-a-ball-sack-on-your-car-it-looks-stupid-and-makes-you-look-like-a-prick/319341/11 "2005-08-30T23:16:31Z")
> [@astro](#): > > [More car balls](http://www.nutsfortrucks.com/) OK, flesh collored balls are bad enough, but hanging blue balls off of your vehicle (when you scroll down) is so pathetic I got nothing else… ---
**Author:** ![SisterCoyote](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/958977/32.png) [@SisterCoyote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SisterCoyote)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2005, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-put-a-ball-sack-on-your-car-it-looks-stupid-and-makes-you-look-like-a-prick/319341/12 "2005-08-30T23:20:13Z")
I got behind a pair of those on a pickup truck once, which was disturbing enough… …and then I realized that the owner (or someone else[!]) had drawn a happy face on them. :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2005, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-put-a-ball-sack-on-your-car-it-looks-stupid-and-makes-you-look-like-a-prick/319341/13 "2005-08-30T23:20:25Z")
Does anybody else remember those cars where the filler for the gas tank is behind the license plate? ---
**Author:** ![Phlosphr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c68b51/32.png) [@Phlosphr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Phlosphr)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2005, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-put-a-ball-sack-on-your-car-it-looks-stupid-and-makes-you-look-like-a-prick/319341/14 "2005-08-30T23:27:09Z")
> [@Robot Arm](#): > > Does anybody else remember those cars where the filler for the gas tank is behind the license plate? Yep Bonneville had them in the early 80’s. ---
**Author:** ![ouryL](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ouryl/32/6067_2.png) [@ouryL](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ouryL)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2005, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-put-a-ball-sack-on-your-car-it-looks-stupid-and-makes-you-look-like-a-prick/319341/15 "2005-08-30T23:29:15Z")
car balls :rolleyes: where can I buy them? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Fionn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/a587f6/32.png) [@Fionn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fionn)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2005, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-put-a-ball-sack-on-your-car-it-looks-stupid-and-makes-you-look-like-a-prick/319341/16 "2005-08-30T23:47:18Z")
> [@Phlosphr](#): > > I was driving around the other day and I pulled up behind a late model ford Mustang…it had a nice paint job, and I was admiring the chrome job it had. I glanced at the license plate (Kansas) it said [2TUF4U] and then at the trim around the license plate, it read “_Millionaire trainee_”. Wow-that’s quite a lot of overcompensation. ---
**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2005, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-put-a-ball-sack-on-your-car-it-looks-stupid-and-makes-you-look-like-a-prick/319341/17 "2005-08-30T23:56:03Z")
> [@Phlosphr](#): > > Yep Bonneville had them in the early 80’s. Is anybody going to combine these two features? 'Cause, you know, I’m just not ready for that image. ---
**Author:** ![sturmhauke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e47c2d/32.png) [@sturmhauke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sturmhauke)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2005, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-put-a-ball-sack-on-your-car-it-looks-stupid-and-makes-you-look-like-a-prick/319341/18 "2005-08-30T23:57:59Z")
In my younger, more foolish days, I would have been tempted to stealthily replace car balls with rubber vaginas. ---
**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2005, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-put-a-ball-sack-on-your-car-it-looks-stupid-and-makes-you-look-like-a-prick/319341/19 "2005-08-30T23:59:03Z")
That’s a rather… unusual… sight, I mean in the OP-linked photo that the right one is hanging lower than the left. ---
**Author:** ![JRDelirious](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jrdelirious/32/9531_2.png) [@JRDelirious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JRDelirious)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2005, 12:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-put-a-ball-sack-on-your-car-it-looks-stupid-and-makes-you-look-like-a-prick/319341/20 "2005-08-31T00:10:56Z")
And someone came up with the idea to sell these, and people think it’s a good idea to buy them. That’s it, I definitely have no entrepeneurial understanding whatsoever. I’m staying public-sector the rest of my life… [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-put-a-ball-sack-on-your-car-it-looks-stupid-and-makes-you-look-like-a-prick/319341.md?page=2)