# Don't take checks from stoners

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-take-checks-from-stoners/1001416>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [May 11, 2024, 12:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-take-checks-from-stoners/1001416 "2024-05-11T12:11:43Z")\
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**Author:** ![TriPolar](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripolar/32/3008_2.png) [@TriPolar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TriPolar)\
**Post date:** [May 11, 2024, 12:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-take-checks-from-stoners/1001416/1 "2024-05-11T12:11:43Z")

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Massive $237.75 million donation to Florida A&M is worthless. Some details unclear, but the school had time to check out this donation in the form of shares of a business that may not be worth anything. Only after the donation was publicly announced did some school admins and board members check it out.

[https://www.cnn.com/2024/05/11/business/florida-a-and-m-pauses-donation/index.html](https://www.cnn.com/2024/05/11/business/florida-a-and-m-pauses-donation/index.html)

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**Author:** ![DavidNRockies](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/davidnrockies/32/6279_2.png) [@DavidNRockies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DavidNRockies)\
**Post date:** [May 11, 2024, 12:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-take-checks-from-stoners/1001416/2 "2024-05-11T12:16:40Z")

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I just saw the story. Heartbreaking. In some ways, it reminded me of Trump’s NY civil fraud trial – the large institution appears to have thoroughly screwed the pooch, but – unless legally incompetent – this 30y/o ‘donor’ totally defrauded them.

You get the feeling, though, that nobody at the University … DAGS (Did A Google Search).

But as a former corporate guy, the reputational damage to FAMU will cost them incalculable dollars going forward. If I’m a wealthy donor, I can find a better recipient than the Keystone College.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [May 11, 2024, 12:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-take-checks-from-stoners/1001416/3 "2024-05-11T12:18:53Z")

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Why would the university be skeptical about a stock donation from a hydroponic hemp farm being worth $238 million?

I mean, the hydroponic hemp industry must be worth _trillions_ of dollars.

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**Author:** ![Sticks\_and\_Scones](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sticks_and_scones/32/16951_2.png) [@Sticks\_and\_Scones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sticks_and_Scones)\
**Post date:** [May 11, 2024, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-take-checks-from-stoners/1001416/4 "2024-05-11T13:57:05Z")

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I just want to jump in and say I read the title and interpreted it as such:

Someone has given a check to a stoner and someone is trying to take away said check.

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**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\
**Post date:** [May 11, 2024, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-take-checks-from-stoners/1001416/5 "2024-05-11T14:20:30Z")

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For that matter, don’t take Chex from stoners, if they’ve seriously got the munchies.

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**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\
**Post date:** [May 11, 2024, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-take-checks-from-stoners/1001416/6 "2024-05-11T14:37:35Z")

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When I buy my weed at the dispensary they will not accept my check. Not because I’m a stoner, but because _a check is a worthless piece of paper_. You’d think a university president would know that!?

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [May 11, 2024, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-take-checks-from-stoners/1001416/7 "2024-05-11T14:41:54Z")

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> [@Thudlow\_Boink](#):
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> For that matter, don’t take Chex from stoners, if they’ve seriously got the munchies.

Hey man, I want to get my Kix!
