# Don't tell anybody. A Big Secret MMP **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Tags:** mmp\ **Created:** [August 1, 2016, 4:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-tell-anybody-a-big-secret-mmp/761442 "2016-08-01T04:46:08Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 11\ **Page:** 15
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2016, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-tell-anybody-a-big-secret-mmp/761442/281 "2016-08-08T01:37:16Z")
{{{raventhief}}} Welcome Montana! I have a wicked migraine today and have accomplished none of the things. None of them. Sigh. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2016, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-tell-anybody-a-big-secret-mmp/761442/282 "2016-08-08T01:49:13Z")
> [@dogbutler](#): > > I got called an asshole. This is worth mentioning? :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2016, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-tell-anybody-a-big-secret-mmp/761442/283 "2016-08-08T01:51:15Z")
> [@kopek](#): > > I would like to say that as we get older, loss gets easier to deal with but it doesn’t. Someone more articulate than I said, “It doesn’t get easier, it gets different.” ---
**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2016, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-tell-anybody-a-big-secret-mmp/761442/284 "2016-08-08T01:56:18Z")
> [@EmilyG](#): > > Hello. > > I like to make doughnuts. I have a doughnut maker. I ❤ you. > [@carnivorousplant](#): > > This is worth mentioning? :dubious: Taking a break from kicking puppies?😛 {{{{ **raventhief** }}}} ---
**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2016, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-tell-anybody-a-big-secret-mmp/761442/285 "2016-08-08T02:46:53Z")
> [@dogbutler](#): > > I got called an asshole. > [@carnivorousplant](#): > > This is worth mentioning? :dubious: You’ve been around here long enough to know that we talk funny. Horsepistol = Hospital. Moanday & Firday are the first & last days you see your cow-orkers at irk. This is just his way of saying a customer came in that knew him. > [@dogbutler](#): > > Driving. But non-stop ,since it’ll be 10 hours as is. Maybe next time. 😃 10 hrs? All the more reason to stop & stretch the legs a bit. Got to the supper market 4 mins after they closed. Stoopit Sunday hrs. :mad: ---
**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2016, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-tell-anybody-a-big-secret-mmp/761442/286 "2016-08-08T03:20:48Z")
> [@Spiderman](#): > > 10 hrs? All the more reason to stop & stretch the legs a bit. Well, I’m driving back on the next Monday, and have a looser schedule. Let me know if your available.(assuming rosie hasn’t [del]axe murdered me[/del]hired me to be her personal chef and butler. :D) ---
**Author:** ![missred](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/missred/32/14096_2.png) [@missred](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/missred)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2016, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-tell-anybody-a-big-secret-mmp/761442/287 "2016-08-08T03:40:04Z")
**{{{Poe}}}** ---
**Author:** ![Sario](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sario/32/18580_2.png) [@Sario](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sario)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2016, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-tell-anybody-a-big-secret-mmp/761442/288 "2016-08-08T03:57:57Z")
I have [blueberry beer.](https://abita.com/brews/our_brews/blueberry-wheat) That is all. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2016, 11:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-tell-anybody-a-big-secret-mmp/761442/289 "2016-08-08T11:39:59Z")
> [@Spiderman](#): > > This is just his way of saying a customer came in that knew him. Ladies and Gentlemen (I use the term loosely) the winner of last week’s MMP. ---
**Author:** ![Helena330](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/helena330/32/531_2.png) [@Helena330](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Helena330)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2016, 6:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-tell-anybody-a-big-secret-mmp/761442/290 "2016-08-09T06:25:58Z")
> [@kopek](#): > > But is it time to make the doughnuts? [Jon Lovitz thinks so!](http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/dunkin-donuts-commercial-shoot/n11033) One of my favorite SNL clips. 😃 Montana! It took me a few moments! Thanks for the welcome(s). 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2016, 10:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-tell-anybody-a-big-secret-mmp/761442/291 "2016-08-09T10:52:12Z")
> [@Helena330](#): > > [Jon Lovitz thinks so!](http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/dunkin-donuts-commercial-shoot/n11033) > > One of my favorite SNL clips. 😃 > > Montana! It took me a few moments! Thanks for the welcome(s). 🙂 There’s a new MMP every Monday. We’re all over [here](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=800699) now [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-tell-anybody-a-big-secret-mmp/761442.md?page=14)