# Don't tell Euty ! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 9, 2000, 4:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-tell-euty/36226 "2000-10-09T04:31:27Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Ayesha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c0e974/32.png) [@Ayesha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ayesha)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2000, 4:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-tell-euty/36226/1 "2000-10-09T04:31:27Z")
But this is his birthday party thread ! We have cake, punch (spiked of course !) . The bar is open and we have naked twister in the other room. Ladies I have the heater set at 72 degrees so we won’t poke out any eyes during the game. Now get in here and make nice for poor Euty . Happy Birthday dude ! ---
**Author:** ![Demo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/demo/32/8472_2.png) [@Demo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demo)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2000, 4:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-tell-euty/36226/2 "2000-10-09T04:42:58Z")
Happy birthday Euty! How old is ya? ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2000, 4:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-tell-euty/36226/3 "2000-10-09T04:47:48Z")
Happy Birthday, Euty!! ::raises glass:: (Okay, it’s a shot of tequila, but you get the idea.) Here’s to many more! ---
**Author:** ![mega\_the\_roo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3da27b/32.png) [@mega\_the\_roo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mega_the_roo)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2000, 5:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-tell-euty/36226/4 "2000-10-09T05:09:45Z")
Happy Birthday to you! Happy Birthday to you! Happy Birthday dear Eutyyyyy, Happy Birthday to you! ---
**Author:** ![evilbeth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/evilbeth/32/2268_2.png) [@evilbeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/evilbeth)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2000, 5:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-tell-euty/36226/5 "2000-10-09T05:23:07Z")
Naked Twister with Euty??!! ::swoon:: Happy Birthday, Euty!!! We love you!! Here’s to hoping you have many, many, many more! ---
**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2000, 5:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-tell-euty/36226/6 "2000-10-09T05:27:30Z")
Happy Birthday, Euty! 🆒 ---
**Author:** ![Zenster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/cdc98d/32.png) [@Zenster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zenster)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2000, 5:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-tell-euty/36226/7 "2000-10-09T05:31:21Z")
Many happy returns **Euty**! ::hoists a shot of 12 year old Scotch:: ---
**Author:** ![Lux\_Fiat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/bc79bd/32.png) [@Lux\_Fiat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lux_Fiat)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2000, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-tell-euty/36226/8 "2000-10-09T05:40:54Z")
Happy birthday, Euty! You realize that you’re required to play Nekkid Twister with one woman for every candle on your cake, don’t you? ---
**Author:** ![Silo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ac91a4/32.png) [@Silo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silo)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2000, 5:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-tell-euty/36226/9 "2000-10-09T05:46:31Z")
Hap-py Birth-day 2-U 🙂 Hap-py Birth-day 2-YOU 🙂 Happy birthday dear Euty-chus 🙂 Happy Birthday 2 U! 🙂 :K Euty, you gots **[sub]45[/sub]** candles to blow out: [sub](I put those trick candles on his cake, so when he blows them out they just lite back up hehe)[/sub]😃 ---
**Author:** ![MysterEcks](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f475e1/32.png) [@MysterEcks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MysterEcks)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2000, 5:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-tell-euty/36226/10 "2000-10-09T05:52:39Z")
**Happy birthday to Euty. You live in the S-D-M-B. You look like a moderator, and act like one too-ty.** (Hey, if they were any good I’d be selling 'em to Hallmark.) Now if someone will kindly direct me to the beer…\…and I think it’s too warm in here. ---
**Author:** ![Monster104](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Monster104](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monster104)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2000, 6:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-tell-euty/36226/11 "2000-10-09T06:17:31Z")
Happy Birthday Euty!! Drink, have fun (Silver’s here, after all), play naked twister! (Not Twisty the poster, twister the game, silly!) ---
**Author:** ![andygirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9adbd/32.png) [@andygirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andygirl)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2000, 6:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-tell-euty/36226/12 "2000-10-09T06:20:53Z")
\ \ Happy Birthday to _you_ Happy Birthday to _you_ Happy Birthday, Mr. Moderator Happy Birthday to _you_. Teehee. Now, let us never speak of this again. ---
**Author:** ![Ayesha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c0e974/32.png) [@Ayesha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ayesha)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2000, 8:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-tell-euty/36226/13 "2000-10-09T08:26:53Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by andygirl \* > \*\*Now, let us never speak of this again. \*\* Damn andygirl, I got it on tape, you should have warned me. ---
**Author:** ![imthjckaz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/imthjckaz/32/3223_2.png) [@imthjckaz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/imthjckaz)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2000, 10:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-tell-euty/36226/14 "2000-10-09T10:52:37Z")
------& -----😛 —////\\ Surprise! Greetings and Felicitations on this, the anniversary of the day your were born! May good fortune find you and never release you (you already have fame). ---
**Author:** ![Spider\_Woman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/cdc98d/32.png) [@Spider\_Woman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spider_Woman)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2000, 11:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-tell-euty/36226/15 "2000-10-09T11:15:40Z")
That was me, forgetting to clear the cookies. Sorry about that. Anyway: Happy Birthday Euty! We hope that your day will be fine with cookies\*, cake, ice cream and wine. May you have many more (at least three or four score) and many presents and go out to dine. [\*ouch, for the cookies and the rhyme; it’s early] ---
**Author:** ![PunditLisa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/4af34b/32.png) [@PunditLisa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PunditLisa)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2000, 11:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-tell-euty/36226/16 "2000-10-09T11:25:52Z")
Oh goodie! Cake and ice cream! Happy Birthday, O Decrepit One! ---
**Author:** ![Zyada](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zyada/32/3028_2.png) [@Zyada](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zyada)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2000, 12:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-tell-euty/36226/17 "2000-10-09T12:36:58Z")
Happy B-Day, Euty! _smooch_ Who wants to hold him down while I spank him?! ( Was that 45 candles? \ ) ---
**Author:** ![vanilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/f19dbf/32.png) [@vanilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vanilla)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2000, 1:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-tell-euty/36226/18 "2000-10-09T13:16:49Z")
Happy Birthday! Everyone here in Ohio sends their love! ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2000, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-tell-euty/36226/19 "2000-10-09T14:27:27Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Ayesha \* > \*\*Ladies I have the heater set at 72 degrees so we won’t poke out any eyes during the game. \*\* ::: sneaking in and turning the thermostat back down ::: Well, what a suprise! And I promise you that I didn’t look at that _other thread_ after Spider Woman told me not to. No, really, I didn’t! Kisses to everybody! Hell, I’d even give Esprix a kiss right now! Now about that Naked Twister thing (he said, pulling out a bottle of cinnamon and rose-hip scented body oil …) ---
**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2000, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-tell-euty/36226/20 "2000-10-09T14:31:37Z")
Oh, sure - **Euty** gets a birthday bash (and thanks for the peck, dear), but my birthday was _yesterday_ and not even a peep out of any of ya, let alone my own thread. Fine, fine - I know where I fall in the great ranking of things around here. I get the picture now. Harumph. Esprix [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-tell-euty/36226.md?page=2)