# Don't tell Euty !

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-tell-euty/36226>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [October 9, 2000, 4:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-tell-euty/36226 "2000-10-09T04:31:27Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Bumbazine](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bumbazine/32/362_2.png) [@Bumbazine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bumbazine)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2000, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-tell-euty/36226/21 "2000-10-09T15:01:28Z")

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Happy Birthday **Euty**

Who am I? errrr… I live next door, yeah, that’s the ticket.

Hey wait!..(ow!)…I brought beer!..(ooof!)…and **Old Bushmill!**

_whew_

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**Author:** ![Lord\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ecccb3/32.png) [@Lord\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Jim)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2000, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-tell-euty/36226/22 "2000-10-09T15:16:22Z")

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Happy Birthday, **Euty**.  
Hope you have a good one.

And, **Esprix** , hope you had a good one yesterday.

Jim

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**Author:** ![lurkernomore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d6d6ee/32.png) [@lurkernomore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lurkernomore)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2000, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-tell-euty/36226/23 "2000-10-09T15:29:57Z")

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well, someone spin the twister and see who you end up next to…left foot red…

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**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/22080_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2000, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-tell-euty/36226/24 "2000-10-09T15:38:53Z")

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Happy B-day, my dear!  
In honor of your special day, I left my accordion at home. And I brought an extra-large industrial-power blender for copious quantities of daquiris!

Cheers!

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**Author:** ![Tabithina](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f04885/32.png) [@Tabithina](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tabithina)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2000, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-tell-euty/36226/25 "2000-10-09T16:05:41Z")

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Happy birthday, **EUTY**!

I brought some cheesecake, and my special brownies.  
Let’s party!!

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**Author:** ![Ayesha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c0e974/32.png) [@Ayesha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ayesha)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2000, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-tell-euty/36226/26 "2000-10-09T18:00:46Z")

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[QUOTE]  
\*Originally posted by Eutychus55 \*  
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> [@](#):
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> \*\* ::: sneaking in and turning the thermostat back down ::: \*\*

Fine, don’t blame me whe you can’t see anymore !

\*\* Well, what a suprise! And I promise you that I didn’t look at that _other thread_ after Spider Woman told me not to. No, really, I didn’t! \*\*

::shrugs:: well the other one had disappeared !

\*\* Now about that Naked Twister thing (he said, pulling out a bottle of cinnamon and rose-hip scented body oil …) \*\*

Come here big guy, _spinnnnnn_ left hand yellow ! WooHoo

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**Author:** ![Larry\_Griffin-Kentzel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/larry_griffin-kentzel/32/14787_2.png) [@Larry\_Griffin-Kentzel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Griffin-Kentzel)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2000, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-tell-euty/36226/27 "2000-10-09T18:04:34Z")

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Have a good one, **Euty**!

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**Author:** ![Hanna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b3f665/32.png) [@Hanna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hanna)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2000, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-tell-euty/36226/28 "2000-10-09T18:09:24Z")

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Happy Birthday!

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**Author:** ![Larry\_Griffin-Kentzel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/larry_griffin-kentzel/32/14787_2.png) [@Larry\_Griffin-Kentzel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Griffin-Kentzel)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2000, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-tell-euty/36226/29 "2000-10-09T18:15:52Z")

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Have a good one, **Euty**!

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**Author:** ![Spider\_Woman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/cdc98d/32.png) [@Spider\_Woman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spider_Woman)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2000, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-tell-euty/36226/30 "2000-10-09T20:26:13Z")

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Hi again everyone! Party’s still going strong, I see.

And, Happy Belated Birthday, Esprix!

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**Author:** ![Geobabe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/geobabe/32/3908_2.png) [@Geobabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geobabe)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2000, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-tell-euty/36226/31 "2000-10-09T22:53:29Z")

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Happy birthday, **Euty**! Here’s a big old _smooch_ for you!

OK, **Zyada** , are we ready to start the spanking now?

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**Author:** ![Bluemonchichi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6de8d8/32.png) [@Bluemonchichi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bluemonchichi)\
**Post date:** [October 10, 2000, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-tell-euty/36226/32 "2000-10-10T01:48:01Z")

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Happy Birthday and wishes for many more to come.  
Now where is the liquor and twister? 😃

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**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\
**Post date:** [October 10, 2000, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-tell-euty/36226/33 "2000-10-10T01:52:51Z")

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I’ve been out for a while, recuperating from strep throat and practicing my crochet. So I’m quite happy to make my first post in a week in Euty’s birthday thread! Have a great one, Euty! You rank very, very high on my “Extremely Cool Dudes” list!

Now, the doctor said I couldn’t kiss anyone on the mouth while I’ve got strep, but he didn’t say I couldn’t kiss them anywhere else…

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**Author:** ![Juniper200](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/df788c/32.png) [@Juniper200](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Juniper200)\
**Post date:** [October 10, 2000, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-tell-euty/36226/34 "2000-10-10T01:54:55Z")

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I know I’m coming in a little late here, but happy birthday **Euty**! Hope it’s been a good one.

Now, on to the Twister mat…

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**Author:** ![Soupy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a5b964/32.png) [@Soupy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Soupy)\
**Post date:** [October 10, 2000, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-tell-euty/36226/35 "2000-10-10T01:58:30Z")

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**Eutychus55 - Happy Birthday!**

(No, it’s not a broken link. I just like blue for special occasions.)

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**Author:** ![hypergirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/49beb7/32.png) [@hypergirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hypergirl)\
**Post date:** [October 10, 2000, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-tell-euty/36226/36 "2000-10-10T02:32:28Z")

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Happy birthday Euty! Does anyone else realize that a lot of people are having their birthdays recently?

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**Author:** ![lurkernomore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d6d6ee/32.png) [@lurkernomore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lurkernomore)\
**Post date:** [October 10, 2000, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-tell-euty/36226/37 "2000-10-10T02:36:02Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by hypergirl \*  
> \*\*Happy birthday Euty! Does anyone else realize that a lot of people are having their birthdays recently? \*\*

HG, remember - normal human gestation from New Year’s Eve is Oct. 5 - I think it’s the most common b-day.

As to the people now, SOME people are NEVER on time…

(my sister’s birthday is today.Happy one to her, and John Lennon, wherever he may be)

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**Author:** ![Medea\_s\_Child](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8baadc/32.png) [@Medea\_s\_Child](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Medea_s_Child)\
**Post date:** [October 10, 2000, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-tell-euty/36226/38 "2000-10-10T02:46:56Z")

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Euty, if you give me some of that oil, I’ll give you a massage.

Happy birthday, oh esteemed one.

(Where are my other favorite guys? Certain people need to show up before I join Naked Twister.)

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**Author:** ![lurkernomore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d6d6ee/32.png) [@lurkernomore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lurkernomore)\
**Post date:** [October 10, 2000, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-tell-euty/36226/39 "2000-10-10T02:55:40Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Medea’s Child \*  
> \*\*Euty, if you give me some of that oil, I’ll give you a massage.
> 
> Happy birthday, oh esteemed one.
> 
> (Where are my other favorite guys? Certain people need to show up before I join Naked Twister.) \*\*

So tell us who, and we’ll get them!

(skip Laz Long - he’s tryign on bridesmaid’s dresses at the wedding thread…)

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**Author:** ![Spider\_Woman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/cdc98d/32.png) [@Spider\_Woman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spider_Woman)\
**Post date:** [October 10, 2000, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-tell-euty/36226/40 "2000-10-10T03:04:39Z")

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Glad your’re feeling better!

::hands Persephone a hot lemon and whiskey for her strep throat::

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