# Don't tell Euty !

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-tell-euty/36226>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [October 9, 2000, 4:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-tell-euty/36226 "2000-10-09T04:31:27Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 2\
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**Author:** ![elelle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f0a364/32.png) [@elelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elelle)\
**Post date:** [October 10, 2000, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-tell-euty/36226/41 "2000-10-10T03:07:12Z")

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Whoooo…I just got home…

A very Happy Birthday to you, St. Eutychus! Why does it reek of cinnamon and roses in here?

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**Author:** ![Scotticher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Scotticher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scotticher)\
**Post date:** [October 10, 2000, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-tell-euty/36226/42 "2000-10-10T04:12:04Z")

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Happy Birthday greetings, **Euty**!

May all your days be merry and bright,  
and may all your…wait a minute,  
why doesn’t that sound right?

Oh well, here is a hot tub, my contribution  
to the party. Have a marvelous evening, and  
may life hand you nothing but happiness!

Scotti

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