# Don't Tell Kid Rock How To Live (feat. Monster Truck)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-tell-kid-rock-how-to-live-feat-monster-truck/954838>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [November 24, 2021, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-tell-kid-rock-how-to-live-feat-monster-truck/954838 "2021-11-24T02:03:03Z")\
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**Author:** ![Peanuthead](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/peanuthead/32/360_2.png) [@Peanuthead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Peanuthead)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2021, 4:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-tell-kid-rock-how-to-live-feat-monster-truck/954838/41 "2021-11-27T04:34:52Z")

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I said it was clever, I didn’t say it was true. 😜

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**Author:** ![Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/left_hand_of_dorkness/32/7156_2.png) [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Left_Hand_of_Dorkness)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2021, 5:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-tell-kid-rock-how-to-live-feat-monster-truck/954838/42 "2021-11-27T05:34:35Z")

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At 2:10, there’s a breaking news alert that the Kid Rock-it has launched for Mars, and some idiot on greenscreen is riding something that looks like an electric guitar, a bottle of whiskey, a dildo, and a block of Sculpey had a baby. The rider is wearing Victoria’s Secret-style black wings and firing a gun off into the distance as the Rock-It goes over Mt. Rushmore and the singer croons about how he’s gonna “soar like an eagle.”

You can’t possibly tell me I’m supposed to take that seriously.

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