# Don't tell me I'm the MMP starter! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Tags:** mmp\ **Created:** [September 23, 2013, 10:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-tell-me-im-the-mmp-starter/669500 "2013-09-23T10:17:12Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 14
**Author:** ![Sticks\_and\_Scones](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sticks_and_scones/32/16951_2.png) [@Sticks\_and\_Scones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sticks_and_Scones)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2013, 12:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-tell-me-im-the-mmp-starter/669500/261 "2013-09-28T12:52:06Z")
Blurf ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2013, 12:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-tell-me-im-the-mmp-starter/669500/262 "2013-09-28T12:54:40Z")
First load on the lines, second load in the machine. I’s efficient! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2013, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-tell-me-im-the-mmp-starter/669500/263 "2013-09-28T14:10:40Z")
Ok, everything is peeled, cored, seeded and chopped. A little break before cookin’ it all up. WHEW! ---
**Author:** ![Sticks\_and\_Scones](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sticks_and_scones/32/16951_2.png) [@Sticks\_and\_Scones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sticks_and_Scones)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2013, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-tell-me-im-the-mmp-starter/669500/264 "2013-09-28T14:22:28Z")
> [@Sticks\_and\_Scones](#): > > Blurf Just talked to RT, slightly less blurfy. He’s stuck out of town this weekend. Oh, and **doggio** , when I first told RT that I had mono he immediately said that he had stereo. 😃 Of course then he wanted to know who I’d been kissing. Haha. Speaking of sick, the Bubster is getting sick. Looks like pancreatitis again. I’m trying to head it off at the pass so that we don’t have to go to the emergency vet and he won’t have to stay overnight again. My poor little boy. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Buttercup\_Smith](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buttercup_smith/32/473_2.png) [@Buttercup\_Smith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buttercup_Smith)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2013, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-tell-me-im-the-mmp-starter/669500/265 "2013-09-28T14:34:40Z")
Blurf. I have a killer backache today. So, I will just be lazy. I’m going cook up some butter peas and rice served with lots of onions and fried Spam. Yummy. ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2013, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-tell-me-im-the-mmp-starter/669500/266 "2013-09-28T14:44:12Z")
Three loads washed, fourth in the machine right now. I can’t get motivated to go outside and weed - it’s overcast and dreary. The weather forecast says partly cloudy - obviously this is the cloudy part. Maybe the sunny part is to follow? ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2013, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-tell-me-im-the-mmp-starter/669500/267 "2013-09-28T15:13:17Z")
AWWWWWW… feel better **{{{Bubbaschnoodle}}}**! Pear relish is now processin’. Almost done. GO ME! ---
**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2013, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-tell-me-im-the-mmp-starter/669500/268 "2013-09-28T15:47:19Z")
> [@FairyChatMom](#): > > Three loads washed, fourth in the machine right now. I can’t get motivated to go outside and weed - it’s overcast and dreary. The weather forecast says partly cloudy - obviously this is the cloudy part. Maybe the sunny part is to follow? : sneaks in load of sock and underwear : ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2013, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-tell-me-im-the-mmp-starter/669500/269 "2013-09-28T15:51:50Z")
**doggio** why are you washin’ just one sock? The other one still smell ok? 😛 Pear relish has processed and now the jars are coolin’ down. I have ten pints of pear relish. Go Me! ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2013, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-tell-me-im-the-mmp-starter/669500/270 "2013-09-28T16:00:56Z")
Too late, **doggio**! Laundry is done. But if the sun doesn’t come out soon, I fear everything on the line will have to take a quick tumble in the dryer. Dammit. \*\*FCD \*\*is on his way home. I still haven’t gotten motivated to pull weeds. Lazy feels so good… 😃 ---
**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2013, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-tell-me-im-the-mmp-starter/669500/271 "2013-09-28T16:01:34Z")
> [@swampbear](#): > > **doggio** why are you washin’ just one sock? The other one still smell ok? 😛 > > Pear relish has processed and now the jars are coolin’ down. I have ten pints of pear relish. Go Me! It’s “holey”, it doesn’t need baptism.😉 ---
**Author:** ![Capt\_Kirk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/779978/32.png) [@Capt\_Kirk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Capt_Kirk)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2013, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-tell-me-im-the-mmp-starter/669500/272 "2013-09-28T16:49:43Z")
Mawnin all (just barely) and Happy Saturday I have been deficient in my Mumping so {{{{{{Big Hugs}}}}} to the sickies Life is just weird, got a call from “Cocaine Client”, he wants me to do a show for him. This is a guy that I publicly humiliated, in front of his clients, and then completely dissed him after I called him out for his nose bleed. I think not. Any hoo Happy Caturday **Jim** ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2013, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-tell-me-im-the-mmp-starter/669500/273 "2013-09-28T17:27:00Z")
blurf ---
**Author:** ![Sahirrnee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sahirrnee/32/13937_2.png) [@Sahirrnee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sahirrnee)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2013, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-tell-me-im-the-mmp-starter/669500/274 "2013-09-28T17:31:02Z")
I have a headache. I fell back asleep and overslept. I made it to the post office and got lunch at Gino’s. ---
**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2013, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-tell-me-im-the-mmp-starter/669500/275 "2013-09-28T18:01:51Z")
That cookie recipe has some odd amounts because it’s cut way down from when I make it at work. It’s usually six or seven times that much. ---
**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2013, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-tell-me-im-the-mmp-starter/669500/276 "2013-09-28T18:37:12Z")
Hey **Spaz** , thought you might want to know Da Pie-Ratz are whuppin’ UNC’s ass right about now. ---
**Author:** ![Sticks\_and\_Scones](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sticks_and_scones/32/16951_2.png) [@Sticks\_and\_Scones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sticks_and_Scones)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2013, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-tell-me-im-the-mmp-starter/669500/277 "2013-09-28T18:45:41Z")
> [@Baker](#): > > That cookie recipe has some odd amounts because it’s cut way down from when I make it at work. It’s usually six or seven times that much. I was all excited when I read it and there were weights. 🙂 Bubba and I are home from the emergency vet and we are both exhausted. I think I’d be more productive at homework after taking a nap. ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2013, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-tell-me-im-the-mmp-starter/669500/278 "2013-09-28T19:05:14Z")
I decided instead of weeding, I’d do a grocery run. I got a big package of 97% ground beef on sale, and it’s become a big batch of sketty sauce plus 2 small meatloaves. I also got a bag of russets, and they’ll become a batch of twice-baked N.O.T.s - maybe tomorrow. Sun is trying to poke thru the clouds, but I don’t know if it’ll be enough to dry my laundry. Oh well… \*\*FCD \*\*is crashed on the couch watching TV, altho I don’t know if he’s awake. It’s a good lazy day. ---
**Author:** ![Catamount](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/catamount/32/2840_2.png) [@Catamount](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Catamount)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2013, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-tell-me-im-the-mmp-starter/669500/279 "2013-09-28T19:52:17Z")
> [@VunderBob](#): > > Hey **Spaz** , thought you might want to know Da Pie-Ratz are whuppin’ UNC’s ass right about now. There is justice in the universe. 😃 Just waiting on Irish Storyteller to text me back so I can deliver his appropriately insulting birthday card. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2013, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-tell-me-im-the-mmp-starter/669500/280 "2013-09-28T19:58:54Z")
> [@SpazCat](#): > > There is justice in the universe. 😃 This is a sporting event of some sort? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-tell-me-im-the-mmp-starter/669500.md?page=13) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-tell-me-im-the-mmp-starter/669500.md?page=15)