# Don't tell me I'm the MMP starter! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Tags:** mmp\ **Created:** [September 23, 2013, 10:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-tell-me-im-the-mmp-starter/669500 "2013-09-23T10:17:12Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 8
**Author:** ![Sticks\_and\_Scones](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sticks_and_scones/32/16951_2.png) [@Sticks\_and\_Scones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sticks_and_Scones)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2013, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-tell-me-im-the-mmp-starter/669500/141 "2013-09-25T23:58:59Z")
Thanks for the laugh,\*\* Lucky\*\*. 🙂 I officially have mono and to celebrate my spleen has decided to get in on the pain party. This makes me more nervous than the rest. Hopefully it will just hurt and nothing else. Never a freaking dull moment!!! ---
**Author:** ![EmilyG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/emilyg/32/364_2.png) [@EmilyG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EmilyG)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2013, 12:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-tell-me-im-the-mmp-starter/669500/142 "2013-09-26T00:10:21Z")
Tomorrow is… Q Day! And a new Walk Off The Earth video will be released. Awesome! ---
**Author:** ![Sahirrnee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sahirrnee/32/13937_2.png) [@Sahirrnee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sahirrnee)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2013, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-tell-me-im-the-mmp-starter/669500/143 "2013-09-26T00:20:32Z")
well **Spaz** that’s Glen Burnout to you 😛 **Doggio** there are times… but then who is going to mow the lawn? **Capt** if I wasn’t stuffed from eating left over Chinese I’d be hunting you down and stealing your backpack. Won’t the lasagna get all messy in a backpack? I have decisions to make I wish somebody would take me by the hand and say _ok, this is what you need to do_ and I wish I didn’t feel guilty about tings that are just life but I feel bad anyway. ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2013, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-tell-me-im-the-mmp-starter/669500/144 "2013-09-26T00:23:13Z")
Home from Evening Prayer over to the church house. 'Twas a nice supervisor as usual. I slackolyted again and didn’t burn the place down, so success! I pick out my clothes for the next day, includin’ underwear and socks and make my N.O.L. every night. Do I get virtue points for that? 😃 Actually this is due to the fact that mama bear ingrained this habit into all of us. With five kids who has time for all that in the mornin’, so clothes etc for the next day were layed out before beddy bye time everynight. **StickyBuns** hope you feelin’ better soonest. **Jim** won’t puttin’ lasagna in your backpack be kinda messy? **Spaz** … **DON’T FORGET TO STOP BY THE GLASSES-GETTING PLACE WITH YOUR PRESCRIPTION TOMORROW!!!** You’re Welcome! 😃 And on that note, I shall surf around for a bit and then go nitey nite. Nitey Nite Y’all! ---
**Author:** ![drewtwo99](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d07c76/32.png) [@drewtwo99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drewtwo99)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2013, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-tell-me-im-the-mmp-starter/669500/145 "2013-09-26T00:26:03Z")
Thanks for the hugs swampbear! Hope everyone’s week is going well! Almost to friday folks 😃 Good night too all my wonderful mumper friends who are about to turn in for the night. ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2013, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-tell-me-im-the-mmp-starter/669500/146 "2013-09-26T00:37:35Z")
turn in? into what? 😃 \ ---
**Author:** ![Sahirrnee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sahirrnee/32/13937_2.png) [@Sahirrnee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sahirrnee)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2013, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-tell-me-im-the-mmp-starter/669500/147 "2013-09-26T00:46:08Z")
Thanks for the link **Spaz** Poor **Sticky** you got to watch mono. One of my best friends in HS got it and she was out for a long time. I’m sleepy but I am irking until 10 tonight. ---
**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2013, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-tell-me-im-the-mmp-starter/669500/148 "2013-09-26T01:03:20Z")
> [@anyrose](#): > > turn in? into what? 😃 \ A functional member of society? Nahhhh!😃 ---
**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2013, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-tell-me-im-the-mmp-starter/669500/149 "2013-09-26T02:28:17Z")
Hey swampy, guess who MY congregation will be hosting October 6th! The Pope? No The Archbishop of Canterbury? No, but closer. One more guess. You want a hint? [del]Her[/del] name is… ---
**Author:** ![Buttercup\_Smith](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buttercup_smith/32/473_2.png) [@Buttercup\_Smith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buttercup_Smith)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2013, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-tell-me-im-the-mmp-starter/669500/150 "2013-09-26T03:52:56Z")
> [@sahirrnee](#): > > well **Spaz** that’s Glen Burnout to you 😛 > > **Doggio** there are times… but then who is going to mow the lawn? > > **Capt** if I wasn’t stuffed from eating left over Chinese I’d be hunting you down and stealing your backpack. Won’t the lasagna get all messy in a backpack? > > I have decisions to make > I wish somebody would take me by the hand and say _ok, this is what you need to do_ > and I wish I didn’t feel guilty about tings that are just life but I feel bad anyway. This last paragraph is profound. ---
**Author:** ![Buttercup\_Smith](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buttercup_smith/32/473_2.png) [@Buttercup\_Smith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buttercup_Smith)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2013, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-tell-me-im-the-mmp-starter/669500/151 "2013-09-26T03:57:14Z")
Slinking back Where are the smilies? That settles IT. No more posting on iPad. ---
**Author:** ![Capt\_Kirk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/779978/32.png) [@Capt\_Kirk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Capt_Kirk)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2013, 4:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-tell-me-im-the-mmp-starter/669500/152 "2013-09-26T04:13:22Z")
Twas a frozen but mighty delicious lasagna and the first one that Computer Geek’s kids had ever had, they lurved it. CG’s wife was so happy she let us watch World War Z in peace. I pulled the trigger, Bass will be on its way tomorrow pics will be included Cheers and goodnight **Jim** ---
**Author:** ![Sticks\_and\_Scones](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sticks_and_scones/32/16951_2.png) [@Sticks\_and\_Scones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sticks_and_Scones)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2013, 9:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-tell-me-im-the-mmp-starter/669500/153 "2013-09-26T09:46:43Z")
> [@sahirrnee](#): > > Poor **Sticky** you got to watch mono. One of my best friends in HS got it and she was out for a long time. That’s the funny thing, I keep hearing ‘get lots of rest’. Um, how in the hell am I supposed to teach (as of next week I take over all subjects), work on two major projects necessary to graduate, and get any rest at all? I feel like the living dead all the time. At least last night when I woke up at 3 I was able to go back to sleep for about an hour before I had to get up. This is like a waking nightmare. /whining ---
**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2013, 9:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-tell-me-im-the-mmp-starter/669500/154 "2013-09-26T09:55:23Z")
blurf. {{{{Sticky}}}} ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2013, 10:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-tell-me-im-the-mmp-starter/669500/155 "2013-09-26T10:03:24Z")
Good Mornin’ Y’all! Up and caffienatin’. _YAWN_ 'Tis 68 Amurrkin out with a predicted high of 83 for the day. Early Fall weather in south Jawja! **doggio** why _ever_ would I want to be a functional member of society? 😛 **Baker** hmmm… let me think. My first guess is Miley Cyrus with an alternative Liturgy that involves twerkin’ but probably the more mundane guess would be [The Head Honcho Herself.](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Katharine_Jefferts_Schori) 😃 ETA: **{{{StickyBuns}}}** Now I need more caffiene and rumbly tummy desires sustenance. Then, alas, irk purtification must commence. Happy Thursday Y’all! ---
**Author:** ![Sticks\_and\_Scones](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sticks_and_scones/32/16951_2.png) [@Sticks\_and\_Scones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sticks_and_Scones)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2013, 10:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-tell-me-im-the-mmp-starter/669500/156 "2013-09-26T10:15:38Z")
Thank you, **swampy**. I feel like I’m the lead balloon over the MMP lately. The best news of the day is that I just had sloppy joes for breakfast and they were delicious! :don’t judge me they were warm and easy to swallow: :p:D :and don’t make a joke about what I just said: ;)😃 ---
**Author:** ![EmilyG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/emilyg/32/364_2.png) [@EmilyG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EmilyG)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2013, 10:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-tell-me-im-the-mmp-starter/669500/157 "2013-09-26T10:19:02Z")
Blurf. It’s Q Day! I should try to find myself some breakfast, an then off to work, and then having adventures after work. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Catamount](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/catamount/32/2840_2.png) [@Catamount](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Catamount)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2013, 10:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-tell-me-im-the-mmp-starter/669500/158 "2013-09-26T10:40:21Z")
> [@sahirrnee](#): > > well **Spaz** that’s Glen Burnout to you 😛 From what I’ve heard, that’s an apt description. > [@swampbear](#): > > **Spaz** … > > **DON’T FORGET TO STOP BY THE GLASSES-GETTING PLACE WITH YOUR PRESCRIPTION TOMORROW!!!** > > You’re Welcome! 😃 **OK!** ---
**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2013, 10:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-tell-me-im-the-mmp-starter/669500/159 "2013-09-26T10:40:54Z")
> [@Sticks\_and\_Scones](#): > > Thank you, **swampy**. > > I feel like I’m the lead balloon over the MMP lately. The best news of the day is that I just had sloppy joes for breakfast and they were delicious! > > :don’t judge me they were warm and easy to swallow: :p:D > > :and don’t make a joke about what I just said: ;)😃 Sloppy joes are good.😃 And vent as needed, that’s what we’re here for. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2013, 11:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-tell-me-im-the-mmp-starter/669500/160 "2013-09-26T11:00:34Z")
Blurf. I even got to the orifice an hour early today. :rolleyes: > [@Sticks\_and\_Scones](#): > > I feel like I’m the lead balloon over the MMP lately. 🪿 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-tell-me-im-the-mmp-starter/669500.md?page=7) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-tell-me-im-the-mmp-starter/669500.md?page=9)